Category Archives: My Fantasy Class Garage

My Fantasy Class Garage – Barry

Next up is the Ireland’s answer to Bobby Ball. He’s been very specific in terms of his class garage, even specifying the colour. Fair play.

Rover SD1 2600S

I had one of these in Midas Gold and loved it. I’ve regretted selling it
ever since. I love the torque of the engine, yes, I know it’s fatally flawed but it sounds good due to it being a straight six. The series 1 cars have cleaner lines in my opinion and with a very rare leather interior they’re extremely comfortable. Even the dashboard is lovely to use and is very interesting when compared to modern cars.


Rover R8 214SEi

In Nightfire red, I love the last of line cars of the R8 shape. Very clean lines, very well finished and what was Rovers high point in terms of quality fit and finish. It was all down-hill from here. The only fly in the ointment for me is the ride height is a bit high.


Austin Maxi Mk 2 1750HLS in Tara Green

I’m lucky that I’ve actually owned 2 of my dream class cars. Comfortable, practical and usable as a daily were what sold it to me. The Tara Green paintwork match with chrome really stands out to this day. My mates even nick named it the slug………cunts come to think of it. It’s a real pity the suspension had a tendency to let it down.


Rover 75 KV6 2.5

I’ve owned a lovely Rover 75 and while it was the pick of the range in diesel form it’s the sound of the 2.5 that really makes it stand out for me. I’m sorry I haven’t owned a good one, although there is still time but good clean ones are becoming hard to find, especially as so many owners like to stick tat on and ruin the interior.



Again, I’ve had an MGF but not a VVC, which stands for Very Very Complicated or so everyone whose owned one that went wrong tells me. Great handling, interesting design and some nice touches mean this is a great every man car.


Whilst his choices aren’t pushing the boundaries of what is out there, there is a reason they’d all be in his dream garage. Every last one of them could be driven and enjoyed daily.

My Fantasy Class Garage – MarkM

Well I suppose it’s my turn to put my own list of 5 into print.

Not an easy task given the fact I’ve seen so many great lists already but here goes.

Rover 214 SEi:

There has to be a place for this in my fantasy garage, a touch of sentimentality, but also because I believe it was one of the best run-out models the firm ever made. The R8 was such a capable car, but the little 214 SEi gave an insurance-friendly, nippy, comfortable, sporty package that still felt quality.


Montego 2.0 GTi:

Another one that’d be kind of sentimental. I learned to drive in a post 88 Montego DSL, my old man also worked at a Rover main dealer between 89-91. I remember him bringing home a Montego GTi and I thought it was fantastic. Probably one of the most inappropriate uses of the GTi badge ever applied to a car and for that reason it’s a winner.


Austin Allegro Equipe:

That paint scheme, that front chin-spoiler and those wheels somehow turned a car I thought was a frumpy-looking, laughable blob into a hot-hatch chaser. Sexier than an Alfasud or Golf put-together, this was the only time they got it right with the Allegro as a Euro-star. Then the Series 3 came along and bollocksed things up. Dickheads.


Rover 3500 V8S:

I was torn between an SD1 and a P6. I’ve always told myself I wanted a P6 yet when it’s come to the crunch, a Series 1 SD1 with those Gold Alloys just ticks more boxes. It’d have to be in Triton Green too for that full ‘i wish the car in the brochure was mine’ effect, Just glorious.



Jaguar XKR-S Sportbrake:

A very difficult last choice, again, I always thought a 75 V8 would make it into my list and likewise a Discovery 3, but I cannot ignore the XF. It’s fantastic in 3.0d S guise, but it’d have to be the V8 Supercharged monster for me in this scenario. They’re a fabulous car to drive, incredibly nimble and supremely comfortable. The only reason I am picking the Sportbrake is that I could not put up with the ironing board spoiler on the saloon.

That’s yer lot… More to come.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Tim (Gordon Bennett)

Next up it’s Tim. It can only be assumed all of these cars are fitted with a 1980s-spec car-phone, just in case Sward wants to give him a call.

Range Rover L405 SDV8:

Aside from its size there don’t appear to be many compromises or drawbacks to these things. Nevermind that you probably need two for when one is inevitably being mended.



Defender 90 TD5:

It does little of use outside of a farmer’s field that a Raj Rover doesn’t do better but there is a certain something about these things, even more so with the TD5 soundtrack. It still manages to be class without a hint of vulgarity too.



Rover 216 GTi:

I’m torn between one of the Twin-Cam Honda models (the better car) and the 220 Turbo Coupe (the halo model) here. 216 GTi 5-door with the two tone flame red over tempest grey if I have to pick one.



MG ZT-T 260

Ever since seeing Clarkson going sideways in a firefrost saloon model I’ve fancied one of these things. I appreciate they’re utterly compromised but they’re proof that even at the fag-end of car production at Longbridge they genuinely could produce something really quite special.



Rolls-Royce Wraith:

Am I allowed a BMW Rolls-Royce? If so put me down for the Wraith please. Never driven one but have been a passenger in a Ghost and a Phantom, both of which were utterly sublime. I’d opt for a Phantom, but prefer the idea of driving myself to being driven.


What a batch! Clearly a man with expensive taste is our Tim. Class will out!

Stay tuned for another list soon.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Scott Armstrong (Derek)

Today we turn upside down and find out what our Kiwi radio-spakka has in his fantasy class garage.

Rover P5B:

The car that started it all with THAT engine. A step in a such a positive direction for Rover with that light-weight, burbling power-plant wrapped up in an elegant wood n’ leather gentleman’s tank. It worked better than anyone could ever have hoped. Delightful.



Jaguar XJ6 SIII:

In my opinion the XJ6 is England’s best saloon. The Series III model was enhanced by Pininfarina and turned into the World’s best saloon. Supreme.




Range Rover Vogue:

The original and best. Inventor of the luxury SUV – 5 doors, leather chairs, V8 power. Proper and right.




Triumph Stag: 

Elegant beyond belief. A beautiful touring 4 seater that looks absolutely stunning from bumper to bumper. Only mechanical problems stopped it from being a hit. Cruelly robbed.



Rover 200 R8:

The most perfectly formed 5-door car of that decade. Beautiful, well engineered, and ideally suited to The Rover Treatment. Spot on.






And there we have it, Derek’s five of the best, no real surprises but clearly he’s a man of class.

More to come soon.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Chucky de Hammer (Chucky)

Next up is regular contributor Chucky.

Becoming increasingly verbose of late, his list of 5 is to follow. There’s definitely a theme for some MacDroitwich favourites emerging within these lists…

Choosing five starts giving you options and ideas and reasons, and of course you end up changing your mind ten minutes later. So here is my list of the cars of class I would most desire in my garage, until tomorrow anyway when I will want at least one change.

Rover Metro 1.1 S:

First up is an obvious choice for the daily hack. A mini is a crude, crashing lashup stuffed full of half-baked ideas that only got signed off by Issigonis as he came up with them. I did flirt with an 1100 but I don’t think Machine Mart hold enough stock of welding wire to keep one roadworthy. Far better to go for the Metro 1.1S. The K Series in its smallest size and least number of valves is a gem, it had the best version of Moulton’s hydragas suspension and inside was nicely fitted out. Too many so-called city cars suffer from choppy ride, dismal handling, harsh engines and cheap, low-rent interiors. The Metro, even today, feels nimble, smooth, quiet and comfy.

Jaguar XJ-C:

There are of course times when you need the perfect car to whisk away Shiralee Coleman to the breathtaking sights of exotic faraway places. For example, Porthmadog. Such a task can only be accomplished by a grand touring car, and a touring car is only truly grand when it has twelve pistons, which thankfully removes the need to consider a Triumph Stag. Instead, I would have a black Jaguar XJ-C. Sir William’s, lithe, pillarless swansong is achingly gorgeous and the whispering punch from the big twelve-pot is one of the most addictive engines to drive that I know of. It would be the perfect car to whisk away a lady of such stature to see a narrow gauge railway followed by a visit to a hostel which charges by the hour for a swift how’s your father.

MG Maestro 2.0i:

What would be ideal for those moments when you need to get somewhere very quick and preferably without being too noticed? Another easy choice really; the MG Maestro 2.0, a car that nicked VW’s rear beam suspension and then, with a far superior chassis and suspension setup, rubbed their faces right in it. The Maestro goes, handles and stops so much better than Wolfsburg’s effort only the most myopic would drive one and still settle for the VW. It’s so good you should buy one before they become too expensive, otherwise you will be left with no choice but to buy its third rate competitor instead. And you will then hate yourself every single day.

Leyland P76 Force 7:

Choosing a sports car starts with turfing out what I don’t like. The Austin Healey 3000 is for old men coming to terms with impotence and from Triumph only the TR8 convertible remotely appeals, but then you have to deal with the dickheads who automatically assume that it’s a converted TR7.The MGA Twin Cam would in theory be lovely, a nimble sporty thing with an eager motor and Dunlop steelies for added porn, but they do tend to blow up. Instead I would go for a P76 Force 7 V. Here is a coupe that shouted Australian style (did I just put those two words next to each other?) while also being perfectly practical – they are an easy 5-seater and the rear hatch is absolutely huge – and with the Rover V8 in 4.4 litre guise under the bonnet it will barrel along just dandy. There is no nicer car of class to cruise along the seafront of Weston-Super-Mare in the tropical July heat, a gentle breeze tumbling round your Wayfarers on your way to get some chips, the windscreen wipers struggling under the weight of ladies knickers being flung at your motor while you cruise.

Range Rover Vogue SE 3.9 EFi:

I forgot to add the Range Rover to the list so it fits nicely here at the end, an original shape in four-door format. I will never forget driving over 300 miles in a 3.9 Vogue SE one wintry, blizzard-riddled day to Cumbria and back and how it treated the treacherous blacktop with calm, aloof contempt. It was almost mocking other motorists as they slipped and slid and struggled to make headway. The Range Rover was an inspired piece of work by Spen King and it’s an automatic choice in the five-car garage. But in my eyes it’s also the first choice for the one-car garage. Really, it’s the only car you ever need.

So, after that brief summary from Chucky, we await with baited-baited breath for our next instalment.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Adrian J Clark (Mr Calrk)

To show that we are an equal-opportunities community, next up is Mr Calrk aka Randle.

The MG 6-owning, self-confessed chubby-chaser and SAAB enthusiast has put together his famous-five for your delectation.

Rover P6:

It really has to be in beige. My decision is purely because it’s still such a sexy looking thing and it is a car that personifies what Rover was about once. I don’t care what engine, I’d have it for the looks and experience alone.


Austin Allegro:

It really has to be beige, so I’d have it
in harvest gold. I think they’ve aged rather well and it is the car that defined BL (some would say everything that was WRONG with BL)



Morris Ital:

My sentimental choice, so doesn’t necessarily have to be beige, my dad had one. It was the first car I’d have travelled in. I think the marina is a better looking car, mind.




Leyland Sherpa:

Everybody needs a van. I’d probably want a beige one. I don’t want a Freight-Rover, I don’t want a Leyland Daf and I don’t want an LDV. I want a proper Sherpa.




Unfortunately not available in beige, but because it was one last ‘fuck you’ from Longbridge. I love the looks, love the fact that it’s got an ancient big American V8 in it, and it’s the last true new design from the firm (not counting the MG Motor UK stuff, as that’s basically a new company trading on a mixture of a dead badge and Barton engineering).

And that’s that, more from the MacDroitwich team later.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Ottertronic

Next up is the otter., a man who needs no introduction and has now calmed down alot over that ‘Brexit Business’.

This is a really tricky one. Ask me again in a week and my top five might have changed. But for now, here we go.

Land Rover Defender Heritage:

Yes, I’m kicking off with my own car. Technically terrible in almost every single way and yet absolutely dripping with CLASS, from the Marina column stalks and Montego window switches to the approximate build quality and constant spectre of malfunction. I love mine, although if money’s no object in this fantasy league I might keep the stock looks but bin the Transit engine and replace it with a Rover V8.


Austin 3-litre:

The whitest elephant on the savannah of CLASS and endearing for that alone, never mind that it has an appealingly stately appearance, runs on Dr Moulton’s splendid interconnected suspension, and would earn you 50 spotter’s points every time you opened the garage. Red interior and automatic transmission, please. Although I’d be tempted to tear out that tight-chested six and replace it with a Rover V8.

Jaguar XJ12 (XJ81)

I want some Jaguar V12 smoothness in my fantasy garage and, while it’s tempting to go path-of-least-resistance with a Series 3-shape XJ, there’s something perversely appealing this XJ40 spin-off. It grew out of an engineering cock-up, it had a tortured genesis and it was unloved compared to its predecessor. Pretty much full-house on the CLASS background checklist. Also, with minimal chrome, quad lamps and cross spoke alloys, it looks terrific. And if the V12 went pop I could always replace it with a Rover V8. What? SHUT UP JIM RANDLE, I KNOW YOU’RE LYING.

Austin Montego 2.0i:

Torquey engine, delightful chassis, a sweetly shifting five speed gearbox. Plus, it’s symbolic of that fascinating era in the history of The Firm between 1970s malaise and Honda-bought slickness when defeat was seized from victory’s jaws by shonky quality and styling that made The Axe’s glasses steam up. I’m not even fussed about getting it in MG spec. A nice VDP would do fine. I could imagine using it quite a lot. Plus, I’ve already met Sam Skelton so I’ve saved some time there. Just one thing, I think I’d have to fit it with a Rover V… KIDDING.

Range Rover Classic (Restomod):

Since money is no object in fantasy land, bear with me on this one. A classic Raj Rover, mid-‘80s spec Vogue, totally standard from the outside, but completely re-built in the manner of those lovely Singer Porsches with desirable modern features and build quality as tight as the approximately-sized Solihull panels will allow. Roll-resisting air suspension from a modern Range Rover, an eight-speed ZF autobox, icy air-con, everything that will make it an up-to-date, everyday car with the looks of a stone cold classic. Oh, and a 5-litre AJ133 V8 under the bonnet. Unless there’s another, more appropriate V8 engine anyone can suggest?

A great mix. More in the coming days to follow..

My Fantasy Class Garage – J.P.M Sandie (Sandie)

Next up is Sandie; MacDroitwich’s unofficially elected curator and compiler of statistics. His love for his ZT is legendary, but which cars would he love to own in his dream garage? Let’s see.

Range Rover Classic:
For me the original Range Rover was the finest creation of the firm, a car that created a whole category of car that is stronger than ever now over 46 years later. A fine creation of the genius that was Spen King, though he came to loathe Chelsea tractors that followed in the class the Range Rover created. Someone with taste and a strong interest in purism would want an early, original 3dr car. I have neither of these qualities so therefore want something fully loaded complete with loads of 90s luxuries. So a softdash one, LWB/LSE please with the TWR Brooklands bodykit.


Rover 75 V8:

An obvious choice but, for me, one of the most endearing things about this firm we loved were the blind alleys and niche creations they came up with from time to time. A near destitute firm converting their flagship to RWD to allow the fitment of a V8 engine from an American cop car has to be right up there. The 75 V8 is a rare and fascinating swansong from MGR and the only shame is that the Ford Modular V8 didn’t come until the car had been Project Driven. With that in mind, as part of this dream garage “mine” would be fitted with a higher quality interior from an early car. With PERSONAL LICE.

Vanden Plas 1500/1750:

The style and grace of an Austin Allegro blended with a luxury coachbuilt interior and a fine front grille. A glorious answer to a question no one outside a small coterie of 1970s pensioners asked. Who could not want this wonderful motor vehicle as part of their dream garage of CLASS? A pretentious ponce would call it “kitsch” I just call it CLASS and hope to one day park my fat backside into those plump leather seats and enjoy a small libation from a decanter positioned on a walnut picnic table. I don’t even care which engine it has.


Daimler Double Six:

A few reasons for this, the main one being that V12 engine of vast consumption and little sense. Most Series III Double Sixes had the higher spec Vanden Plas interior so it holds the same luxury appeal as the Alleg… Vanden Plas 1500/1750 above. I also adore an automotive anachronism (see also Morgans) and by the end of their lives the Series 3 V12 Daimlers and Jaguars were these. They rumbled on to 1992, nearly six years after the introduction of the XJ40, when they were replaced by the short-lived XJ81. The XJ40 was a huge departure from the Series 3 making the way the S3 seem so anachronistic when the two were sharing space on the same forecourt.
Single figure MPG, FTW.

Rover 420 GSI:

A £500 knacker in a DREAM GARAGE? Yes, like many MacDroitwichers I have a soft spot for the R8 so one has to be included here. The R8 was, for my money, the last class leading firm car (much as I love the 75) and one of their strongest ever mainstream offerings (much as I love many of the others). I also feel that there is no car that cannot be improved by the addition of a boot so my specific choice is a 400. There also has to be a T-Series sat under the bonnet for POWER. I have no need to hurry so don’t want a Turbo version.
A 400, sat on those 7 Spoke alloys in the stunning Nightfire Red is, for me, the quintessential R8. As mentioned earlier, I am completely bereft of taste so I prefer them with grilles. Even though these later ones may be somewhat decontented over the 1990-92 models.

So a fairly straightforward line-up I think we’d all be pretty happy with on our driveways.

More to come soon.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Tom Saunders (traineefarmer)

Next up is Giles. We hoped he wouldn’t be ‘Doing It Again‘ but sadly he did ask me if we were limited to Firm products, the daft sod.

Anyway, here we go, let’s see where he takes us.

Rover 2600SE Series 2, manual:

Why not a Vitesse? Because everyone has one of those. The straight 6 is brilliant in its awfulness, the great British underdog in mechanical form with a 4 bearing crank, asthmatic porting and an arthritic camshaft. In my opinion the styling has more elegance without the spoiler and air dam, and in SE trim has my favourite interior of all time.



Triumph TR7:

Even more under-dogging here. Totally lambasted for the last 35 years for it’s styling and yet I see it as one of BL’s most forward looking products. The world still isn’t ready for it.



Aveling Barford RD040: – Yes, we know. He was bound to do it again.

Because who wouldn’t want a REALLY big truck. A real life Tonka Toy made in a pokey little Lincolnshire town by a tiny outpost of the BL empire. And they were bloody good.




Rover 800 Vitesse Coupe: Don’t laugh, he means it.

I’ve got one of these. It’s just brilliant*. Why? I have a genetic defect that makes me like the 800 in all its forms and its finest form is the Coupe. Another underdog, but its poor reputation doesn’t do justice to its actual abilities, a poor reputation confounded by the fact that so many 800s have recently been adopted by bangernomics tossers and run into the ground. The 800 is not a car that forgives a lack of maintenance. When properly sorted (and most weren’t when they left the factory), the 800 could stand head and shoulders above its rivals…
…In 1986.



It can’t have been THAT bad, surely? Looks great, drives well (according to one J Clarkson, anyway) and is a damn sight rarer than your average Wop supercar.




And there we have it. As expected, he’s done it again in ABUNDANCE, OH GILES.

We’ll be back soon to  cover another member’s list.

My Fantasy Class Garage – Lord Sward

Next up in our regular feature is our resident IT cripple Lord Sward.

His fantasy-five always promised to be an interesting one (and also kind to his delicate wrists) and it hasn’t disappointed.

Rover Metro 1.4 GSi auto:

The small car that makes all other miniatures both then and now obsolete and crude. Nitrogen (therefore variable rate) springs, fluid, interconnected, pitch eliminating damping. Robust subframes, interlocking cills and terrific visibility. A truly advanced engine and a receptive transmission with 62 ratios to maximise performance and economy. All this ingenuity in THE most usable package. Add to that a stunning design a truly great driving experience and we have what was correctly called The Best Small Car In the World.


Range Rover P38a 4.6:

The Americans may have given the world a barely useable, crude 4×4, but England created the luxury, all purpose 4×4. Flushed with success, Rover then ultimately defined it in this masterfully recreation of the original that stayed true to its roots. Lashed together on the cheap, it made UK PLC a small fortune. Nothing before or since has looked as good or achieved as much both on and off road as this pinnacle of modern ‘SUV’ good taste.


Bristol Blenheim 3S:

The spoils of war re-created by the most talented aero engineers in the world. Add a cheap and lusty Detroit Gold powertrain and you’ve got the worlds greatest GT. Massively strong, beautifully yet simply engineered and sold only to those in The Know. What more could a wealthy man of taste desire or indeed need in a performance motorcar package?


Triumph TR8:

This was the car that genuinely was The Shape of Things to Come. Add to which the Powertrain that seems to be the defacto set-up for many sports and GT cars for many generations. Raced and Rallied by the one of the finest drivers and personalities to ever grace the sport. This was a car that was cruelly cut off in its prime. Was there ever such a forward looking sportscar with such heritage, pedigree and medals to prove its merit? If ever there was a case for automotive exhumation, then this was it.


Jaguar XJ40 V12:

Successor to the worlds first and arguably still the most stylish executive saloon. Low, curvaceous styling was given an aerodynamic edge for the ‘80s. Additionally, the worlds finest engine (both in configuration and in refinement) had slipped some off its silk off for a sharper, stronger performance. You had the choice to elegantly waft or race with vigour given that fullsome 6.0 litres of pumping power. Grace, Pace and if you ordered correctly, Fish-tank headlamps.

Another superb list, another MacDroitwich member’s line-up to follow soon.