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  Topic: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
Ottertronic

Replies: 31
Views: 397

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:08 am   Subject: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
That was the funniest/most distressing thing on the forums - a car that was working perfectly clunkily the day before got half the BSOD the morning after the OTA.

Had to go to the dealers for a pro ...
  Topic: Spackmental's next car breaks cover
Ottertronic

Replies: 19
Views: 178

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:06 am   Subject: Spackmental's next car breaks cover
Those Germanic types do a good job, we had correx, tape and stripes!

It's very good indeed. But look at those chrome strips on the bumpers. They're too wonky to be real. It's a clever camp job.
  Topic: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
Ottertronic

Replies: 31
Views: 397

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:13 am   Subject: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
How would you update the software on cars, Dave? A fleet of specially trained ROBOBEES?
  Topic: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
Ottertronic

Replies: 31
Views: 397

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:29 am   Subject: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
Nothing wrong with the car then, just shite software.

Doesn't the I-Piss get over-the-air updates? Certainly sounds like it's going to need them. A lot of them.

Yep, it can receive over-the-air ...
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:03 pm   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Or DAFT RACIST RED (FACE).
  Topic: The ALL-NEW VIRTUAL LOGO thread
Ottertronic

Replies: 263
Views: 12464

PostForum: You cannot keep class down   Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:00 pm   Subject: The ALL-NEW VIRTUAL LOGO thread
I've seen that pic before, but never seen those alloys on a Monty anywhere else.

Looks like that photo was taken in the viewing yard outside the Canley styling studio. I guess those wheels were a d ...
  Topic: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
Ottertronic

Replies: 31
Views: 397

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:58 pm   Subject: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
What part of HERITAGE don't you people understand?
  Topic: Spackmental's next car breaks cover
Ottertronic

Replies: 19
Views: 178

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:57 pm   Subject: Spackmental's next car breaks cover
That Golf's got fake panels and dummy lights on it. There's no way anyone would be allowed to take a completely uncamouflaged pre-production test car for a vital new model to a public place like that. ...
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:01 am   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
I have received sufficient assurances from A WELL PLACED SOURCE that a NON-BOB DISASTER may yet be averted.

Hey Seaspacker, what with you being a Brexiteer and all, I'm surprised you haven't simply ...
  Topic: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
Ottertronic

Replies: 31
Views: 397

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:58 am   Subject: The terrible price we ALL pay for POT
There's HELL ON on non-car-related forum I frequent about how SHITE they apparently are.

COURRRRRRSE THERE IS.

I've just had an email to tell me mine will be here in March not April. With CarPl ...
  Topic: Fordmageddon - ITTSG?
Ottertronic

Replies: 2
Views: 69

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:02 pm   Subject: Fordmageddon - ITTSG?
Not so, Fnuf. I rented a pre-facelift Mondeo in Italy last summer and drove an Expedition in the US over Christmas and both had CarPlay built-in to the Sync system.
  Topic: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
Ottertronic

Replies: 118
Views: 1187

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:46 pm   Subject: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
You're doing it again Giles. A return ticket is nearly always a nominal £1 or whatever over the one way. As "oh dear, it's a crock" insurance goes, this represents superb value.

HE'S AGAI ...
  Topic: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
Ottertronic

Replies: 118
Views: 1187

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:44 pm   Subject: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
I'm collecting on Friday. I've booked a one way ticket on Pearly's heritage railway, so I hope it's roadworthy.

I suppose you want us to guess what kind of train you're going on now as well, do you ...
  Topic: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
Ottertronic

Replies: 118
Views: 1187

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:00 pm   Subject: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
ISUZU PIAZZA WITH HANDLING BY LOTUS
  Topic: Being DEAF is cheaper, easier and more effective
Ottertronic

Replies: 5
Views: 163

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:57 am   Subject: Being DEAF is cheaper, easier and more effective
I doubt the Leg End was the first production car with ANC (AND the speakers are Bose shite, which makes the article even stranger) but I cannot recall an earlier one.

If memory serves, Nissan had i ...
  Topic: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
Ottertronic

Replies: 118
Views: 1187

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:10 am   Subject: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
It's petrol. Has four wheels. Has British content, but isn't a British car.

FSO POLONEZ CARO 1.4
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:49 pm   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
DAEWOO ESPERO
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:55 pm   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
MORRIS 1000
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:51 pm   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
FSO POLONEZ
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:37 pm   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
MERCEDES UNIMOG
  Topic: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
Ottertronic

Replies: 78
Views: 848

PostForum: Readers’ drives   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:46 pm   Subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR*
DE TOMASO PANTERA
  Topic: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
Ottertronic

Replies: 72
Views: 3050

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:12 pm   Subject: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
https://i.imgur.com/icDAfb5.jpg
  Topic: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
Ottertronic

Replies: 72
Views: 3050

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:33 pm   Subject: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
I've never heard such MILKY WHINGING and MITHERING over a FREE CAR. And I've been around car journalists.
  Topic: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
Ottertronic

Replies: 72
Views: 3050

PostForum: Motorfuck   Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:30 pm   Subject: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
Here, Bob, I STILL LOVE YOU and I KEEP TRYING, but you are DETERMINED to let me down, yourself down and THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.

My new car order needs to be in early next month. Fleet telling me you ...
  Topic: IT LIVES! IT FUCKING LIVES!
Ottertronic

Replies: 14
Views: 186

PostForum: Class spotting   Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:10 pm   Subject: IT LIVES! IT FUCKING LIVES!
You just don't know proper CLASS when you see it, Otty.

ARSE GRAVY
 
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