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  Topic: Beware of Scorpio...
chucky

Replies: 9
Views: 2036

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:10 am   Subject: Beware of Scorpio...
Can't imagine for a second why they're not bringing them to the UK.
  Topic: MG ONE
chucky

Replies: 21
Views: 3817

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 4:04 pm   Subject: MG ONE
E MONG?
  Topic: MG ONE
chucky

Replies: 21
Views: 3817

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:45 pm   Subject: MG ONE
Fuck me that's ugly.
  Topic: #MGSORRYNOTSORRYWEDONTUNDERSTANDMARKETING
chucky

Replies: 6
Views: 1739

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 3:14 pm   Subject: #MGSORRYNOTSORRYWEDONTUNDERSTANDMARKETING
Daniel Gregorious will be spinning in his grave.

Goes to show the work he put in stopping the mongs getting their way while dragging the badge back towards some semblance of credibility.
  Topic: XPower BACK!
chucky

Replies: 14
Views: 3234

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:37 pm   Subject: XPower BACK!
Suits the rest of the car as something of a SALAD TOSSER
  Topic: XPower BACK!
chucky

Replies: 14
Views: 3234

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 3:09 pm   Subject: XPower BACK!
That is just fucking desperate.
  Topic: Daniel Gregorious has left us
chucky

Replies: 9
Views: 2857

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 5:04 pm   Subject: Daniel Gregorious has left us
Lost to a cunt of a disease, poor lad.
  Topic: MG Ice Cream?
chucky

Replies: 16
Views: 3984

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:23 pm   Subject: MG Ice Cream?
Many years ago, one of my old neighbours drove an ice cream van before being nicked for handling firearms.

Nice chap. He was batting way above his average to have such a fit missus though.
  Topic: BORKIN
chucky

Replies: 5
Views: 1891

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:24 pm   Subject: BORKIN
YLLYFSHC
  Topic: MG Cyberster Concept
chucky

Replies: 53
Views: 12004

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:02 pm   Subject: MG Cyberster Concept
There's a quite pretty car under all that shit.
  Topic: BORKIN
chucky

Replies: 5
Views: 1891

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:22 am   Subject: BORKIN
I was going to say that is pretty dreadful. A city car with a rear hatch loading lip slightly lower than Foden 8-Wheel tipper is hardly a shining example of thoughtful design.

But then, look at wh ...
  Topic: MG Cyberster Concept
chucky

Replies: 53
Views: 12004

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:41 pm   Subject: MG Cyberster Concept
A Corsa? I suppose it would have made the MG6 look good.

Don't be silly. An MG6 makes a fucking INVACAR look good.

Spares availability was better, too.
  Topic: MG Cyberster Concept
chucky

Replies: 53
Views: 12004

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:43 pm   Subject: MG Cyberster Concept
About as believable as [url=http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/062-34-mickeysmonkeyspunkmoped.jpg]Mickey's monkey-spunk moped.
  Topic: Marvel X coming to Europe
chucky

Replies: 12
Views: 4224

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:20 pm   Subject: Marvel X coming to Europe
Aiming to match Tesla's build quality ain't exactly challenging. They'll still fall short though.
  Topic: THISITH.
chucky

Replies: 10
Views: 3808

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:10 am   Subject: THISITH.
When you do that Barrance, do try to spell it correctly.
  Topic: THISITH.
chucky

Replies: 10
Views: 3808

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:03 am   Subject: THISITH.
MG are just tapping into the MONGJOHN market. Now he can go back to those halcyon days when you bought a brand new car then spent several months making it roadworthy and slapping layers of bitumen on ...
  Topic: DINOSAURS!
chucky

Replies: 28
Views: 8715

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 5:27 pm   Subject: DINOSAURS!
It's not exactly budget-busting stuff such as driving a PewJoe 405 through a burning field.

The Granada would be a better long-term option too.
  Topic: New MG5 LEAKS
chucky

Replies: 29
Views: 9311

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:14 pm   Subject: New MG5 LEAKS
http://dreamstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/catfish-dream-meaning-702x336.jpg
  Topic: The GUSSET
chucky

Replies: 3
Views: 2368

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:43 am   Subject: The GUSSET
A POOR MAN’S MAGRITTE scrawling on a POOR SUV SHITE
  Topic: MG RUMOUR MILL: MG to launch MG5 EV estate in 2020?
chucky

Replies: 125
Views: 46164

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:46 pm   Subject: MG RUMOUR MILL: MG to launch MG5 EV estate in 2020?
About as convincing as the piss photoshop banner anyway. They need to pay those re-educated Uighurs better.
  Topic: MG RUMOUR MILL: 2020 Facelift MG ZS
chucky

Replies: 35
Views: 17764

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:41 pm   Subject: MG RUMOUR MILL: 2020 Facelift MG ZS
Will rusty floorpans still be standard on every model?
  Topic: MG Electric Coupe Revealed
chucky

Replies: 10
Views: 4959

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:00 pm   Subject: MG Electric Coupe Revealed
Interior cams to monitor your movements will be standard on all models.
  Topic: Bold Aims...
chucky

Replies: 16
Views: 6172

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:57 pm   Subject: Bold Aims...
They can tempt him to visit by renaming the Elephant House to THE HORSE BOX
  Topic: It's been a while... Here's some LICKBAIT
chucky

Replies: 4
Views: 2977

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 11:01 pm   Subject: It's been a while... Here's some LICKBAIT
The only electric thing about that turd is the amount of static all that cheap Barton plastic will generate.
  Topic: MG Gloster?
chucky

Replies: 21
Views: 8610

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:33 pm   Subject: MG Gloster?
Show some respect for your father, Giles.
  Topic: MG Gloster?
chucky

Replies: 21
Views: 8610

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:47 pm   Subject: MG Gloster?
The MG ROTHERHAM could be a popular taxi.
  Topic: The new face of SHIT VANS
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 8035

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:41 pm   Subject: The new face of SHIT VANS
I think I will avail myself of this exposition.

Do the birds get them out, like?
  Topic: MGs First Sports Utility Saloon?
chucky

Replies: 3
Views: 2986

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:04 pm   Subject: MGs First Sports Utility Saloon?
It’s like the main road out of Delhi.
A SHITSTREAM
  Topic: MG Marvel X
chucky

Replies: 10
Views: 5081

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:51 pm   Subject: MG Marvel X
Meanwhile electric Datsun drives itself 230 miles from Bedfordshire to Mackemland:

https://s3-prod-europe.autonews.com/s3fs-public/styles/width_792/public/Nissan%20UK%20AV%20trip.jpg

https://eur ...
  Topic: MG Marvel X
chucky

Replies: 10
Views: 5081

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:14 pm   Subject: MG Marvel X
I'm sure it will work perfectly*.
  Topic: The new face of SHIT VANS
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 8035

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:35 pm   Subject: The new face of SHIT VANS
And Beglium.
  Topic: MG NEWS: MG eHS coming to UK
chucky

Replies: 71
Views: 26886

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 12:17 pm   Subject: MG NEWS: MG eHS coming to UK
WHAT HORMONAL NEWS!
  Topic: ZS in BEING SHITE shokka*
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 10209

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:17 pm   Subject: ZS in BEING SHITE shokka*
You’re always too busy with the foot pump to care
  Topic: ZS in BEING SHITE shokka*
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 10209

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:20 pm   Subject: ZS in BEING SHITE shokka*
7 months and the sills/ floorpan are rusting.

You’d need a heart of stone etc.....
  Topic: ZS in BEING SHITE shokka*
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 10209

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:07 pm   Subject: ZS in BEING SHITE shokka*
They'll be off the roads faster than a Lancia Beta.
  Topic: Crewe showroom GRAND OPENING
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 9543

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:09 am   Subject: Crewe showroom GRAND OPENING
I painted the hall, stairs and landing today.
  Topic: What the HECTOR?
chucky

Replies: 17
Views: 11036

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:01 am   Subject: What the HECTOR?
SHITE
  Topic: MG's Piccadilly showroom
chucky

Replies: 22
Views: 13620

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:55 pm   Subject: MG's Piccadilly showroom
I'd laugh my fucking head off if the place was raided by the Border Agency though.
  Topic: MG's Piccadilly showroom
chucky

Replies: 22
Views: 13620

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:32 pm   Subject: MG's Piccadilly showroom
'Japanese fusion cuisine' = rehashed Barton sewage.

A bit like Thai restaurants that are staffed by Bartons buying bulk packs from Wing-Yip. Sadly far too common, and predictably dreadful nosh.
  Topic: MG NEWS: MG reveals it's first electric car, the MG ZS EV
chucky

Replies: 172
Views: 92487

PostForum: Vigorous rise   Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:23 pm   Subject: MG NEWS: MG reveals it's first electric car, the MG ZS EV
I see Vauxhall have announced their ELECTRICAL CORSA. It'll be shit, but it's at a similar price point to the E-ZS.

A whole new world of SELF-IMMOLATION awaits.
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/im ...
 
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