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Derek
SAUCEBOX



Joined: 10 Nov 2018
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:10 pm

Alive and well thanks. Am presently living on or near about 50 non-dormant volcanoes though, so it's only a matter of time.
MarkM
SPLUTTERING HUTCUNT



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:36 am

Paging Derek. All ok?
5ivegearsinreverse
ROBERT JEKYLL & GORDON HYDE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:58 pm

MIAOW...Sad
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:46 pm

A few miles on the clock
JLD
JLDEACON



Joined: 16 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:25 pm

Isn’t she a bit too old for you?
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:02 pm

I am ready at a moment’s notice to give Caroline Flint succour.
Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:46 pm

I wouldn't put money on either party winning
JLD
JLDEACON



Joined: 16 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:31 pm

It’s happening all over (as seen on our appearance on Newsnight last Thursday). MacDroitwich favourite Caroline Flint is looking likely to loose her seat.
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:40 pm

My postie told me today he’s been a lifelong Labour voter but he’s voting Tory next week “because of Corbyn and the nasty pieces of work around him”.
The Rabbi
GERMAN CANDLE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:02 pm

I've been amusing myself trolling the CORBYN LICKERS on our local FB pages. They don't like being called racists and terrorist lickers.
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:57 pm

WE ARE COMING FOR THE TRAITORS.
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:55 am

Bit harsh
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:56 pm

DEATH TO MAJOR.
Sandie
FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT



Joined: 09 Nov 2018
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:56 pm

I've got a bet on "other" as the next PM as I have a funny feeling that the Conservatives will win but Johnson lose his seat.
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:43 pm

Instead of the buffoon
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:43 pm

I do wish that nice Mr Major could be PM again instaed
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:49 pm

THREAD LOCKED.
5ivegearsinreverse
ROBERT JEKYLL & GORDON HYDE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:34 am

Big Dunc'n Disorderly (No stranger to the GAOL) in charge at Everton. Who would have thought it?
Giles
SUB RANDLE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:48 pm

We've got a Waitrose in our local town, but somehow John Lewis has passed me by.
Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:48 pm

Soft furnishings generally
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:05 pm

Any particular department?
Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:51 pm

My dogs shop in John Lewis
GordonBennett
HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:53 pm

A knackered XC90 driven by its original owner is surely the most commonly spotted car parked (badly) outside a John Lewis store?
Sandie
FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT



Joined: 09 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:06 pm

They've moved in to the used car business with a selection of fucked XC90s?
marinast
1.2 C4 PICASSO



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:37 pm

They’ve started stocking six fingered gloves?
Barry
THE IRISH SPACKSTOP



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:59 pm

Security guards have his picture
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:24 pm

He lives in the arse-end of nowhere.
GordonBennett
HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:42 pm

Giles how have you got to the age of 29* without setting foot in a John Lewis?
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:00 pm

I have been introduced to the joys of Lidl via my goathole, to which it is the nearest (10 miles) supermarket. Fabulously cheap for booze, despite the Scots Natzis’ joyless minimum pricing carry-on.
Ottertronic
WORSE THAN HITLER



Joined: 09 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:18 am

What about BOOTHS?
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:42 am

Heron Foods FTW: THE WAITROSE OF THE NORTH
Giles
SUB RANDLE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:16 am

I went to a John Lewis last weekend for the first time. I felt like i was finally HOME.
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:50 am

...or a dyslexic's anagram?
Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:41 am

Aldi is a Poor Man's Lidl
620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:21 am

I'm an Aldi convert
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:59 am

Waitrose is for PONCES.
Shergar
THE DAYS OF PEARLY SPASTIC



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:41 pm

The M25 will be like the Berlin wall. But with Waitrose’s.
Giles
SUB RANDLE



Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:51 pm

Just like Scotland, if they let the rest of the country vote, it'll get independence for sure.
Seamaster
GLENDA GLITTER



Joined: 11 Nov 2018
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:07 pm

It’s already A FOREIGN LAND.
Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS



Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:16 pm

How long before London demands an independence vote?
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