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620bob
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Joined: 08 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:04 pm

If you tell into a car of molten metal said metal and you would surely explode when the water content of you met the metal?
5ivegearsinreverse
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 3:14 pm

Meanwhile in bleedin' BOLTON, it's THE PASSION OF SAINT TIBULUS all over again:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61729392
5ivegearsinreverse
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 3:04 pm

dave - that's only A PUPPET.
_dave
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Joined: 10 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:14 am

just reading about a guy in America who was (presumably) sizzled in half when he tripped and half of him fell into a vat of molten iron destined for engines at a CAT factory. Question is what do you do with all that iron? cos that's how you get Maximum Overdrive
marinast
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:04 am

It’s not ugly, it’s exotic. Laughing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-42921726
5ivegearsinreverse
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 10:39 pm

BEGLIUM never seems to disappoint for oddness and crapness.
620bob
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 9:52 pm

No Smurfs? Or are they from some other Belgian shithole?
5ivegearsinreverse
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2022 2:31 pm

Charleroi. What a fucking shithole. The Lanarkshire of mainland Europe.
marinast
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:50 pm

By less percentage than Teresa May did!
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Modern Gentleman



Joined: 25 Jan 2021
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:19 pm

BIG DOG WINS!
Harold Pelham
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Joined: 18 Feb 2020
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:45 pm

Oh Bob!
620bob
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:12 pm

Tonight I'm stuck at home as I've finally caught the Kung Flu, fucks sake
5ivegearsinreverse
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 9:56 pm

Or even FOREN.
5ivegearsinreverse
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 9:55 pm

Tonight I'm living the Borgward dream in BEGLIUM. Forem FTW.
620bob
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2022 12:18 am

Connect 4could be the way forward, not so sure you can scratch that out on to a car roof mind
Barry
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 6:51 pm

I'm pretty sure that would be achievable with my stomach the way it is.
620bob
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:39 pm

Oh, forgot to mention you need to be able to play noughts and crosses
620bob
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:38 pm

Yeah, wouldn't do to pebble dash the dash board
Barry
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:26 pm

Bob, if you're looking for a new QA tester I'm currently available, that is once my gastric distress passes
620bob
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 8:40 am

There is that too
_dave
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Joined: 10 Nov 2018
Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 9:08 pm

I thought you were employed to wear gloves and shit in gloveboxes...
620bob
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 8:00 pm

No cars produced but 2 PowerPoint presentations all ready to go! Thought I was employed to make cars, seems not.
5ivegearsinreverse
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 9:27 pm

Q. Who was the heaviest-ever rider of a Derby winner?

A. Lester Piggott's cellmate.
620bob
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 6:06 pm

...and a fan of Noel Edmonds
620bob
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 11:37 am

I am a Spacker
5ivegearsinreverse
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 10:34 pm

Y Viva España!
HH-R
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Joined: 18 Sep 2020
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 10:04 pm

Harsh.
austin-towers
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 5:27 pm

He's a SPACKER.
marinast
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Joined: 07 Nov 2018
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 1:24 pm

Bobs confused
620bob
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 12:42 pm

Oh fuck off
620bob
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 12:42 pm

You are getting confused with Dave's baking
620bob
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 12:42 pm

You are getting confused with Dave's baking
620bob
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 12:41 pm

You are getting confused with Dave's baking
620bob
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 12:41 pm

You are getting confused with Dave's baking
HH-R
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 3:26 pm

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