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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 3:26 pm |
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made from the finest home made Harry monk |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 10:24 pm |
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It's expensive glue |
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_dave
CRACKPOT FLOUR-COVERED HERMAN MUNSTER

Joined: 10 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 9:29 pm |
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Oh yes - saw a bloody CYGNET this evening. The badging looked very...well...stuck on.... |
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_dave
CRACKPOT FLOUR-COVERED HERMAN MUNSTER

Joined: 10 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 9:29 pm |
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Good call its a Victor FB. I notice they have an old Firm car as well, but Ive only seen that once and I cant for the life of me remember what it is |
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Harold Pelham
2DISEASELS

Joined: 18 Feb 2020 |
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 6:40 pm |
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F type & FB Victors had them, FC’s I think did, also HA Vivas |
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_dave
CRACKPOT FLOUR-COVERED HERMAN MUNSTER

Joined: 10 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 7:45 am |
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Was it Vauxhall that used the Deluxe badge? Theres some old knacker round me with one, but Ive never managed to catch the maker or model |
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5ivegearsinreverse
FAST AND SEXY

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 9:24 pm |
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There's a proper Tiburon V6 in my manor, some sort of grey import. |
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_dave
CRACKPOT FLOUR-COVERED HERMAN MUNSTER

Joined: 10 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 6:45 pm |
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I've just spent 5 minutes checking out what I thought was A tf coupe, unable to work out what it actually was cos it looked wrong.... it's a fucking Hyundai some cunt has MG ified. looks well though |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:51 pm |
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Wotcher, I've had six gallons of Buckfast and looking to get my first criminal record |
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marinast
1.2 C4 PICASSO

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 8:53 pm |
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Factory to driveway time: 10 months |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 7:57 pm |
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Have I said I've ordered my new car? RAV4 plug in. Fast as fuck. 0-60 in 6 seconds |
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5ivegearsinreverse
FAST AND SEXY

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 5:32 pm |
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MIAOW...  |
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Ottertronic
BRANCH COVIDIAN

Joined: 09 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 12:12 pm |
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N100OLA C0IIID? |
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5ivegearsinreverse
FAST AND SEXY

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 8:16 pm |
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It's NICOLA COVID, |
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Ottertronic
BRANCH COVIDIAN

Joined: 09 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 6:42 pm |
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The Bearskin Ridge E-hole? |
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Barry
A MIKE HUMBLE TRIBUTE ACT

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 5:17 pm |
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I like to occasionally look at the reviews of the hotel to remind myself how lucky I am not having to stay there on holidays |
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marinast
1.2 C4 PICASSO

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 4:10 pm |
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Wongbridge Sainsbury's has been evacuated due to a release of a noxious gas, probably gastric distress linked to cheap tinned seafood consumption? |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 12:35 pm |
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Why do you HAT the Erskine bridge hotel? |
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Ottertronic
BRANCH COVIDIAN

Joined: 09 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 12:00 pm |
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Theer Skin E-bridge Hotel? |
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Barry
A MIKE HUMBLE TRIBUTE ACT

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 11:27 am |
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I see they've rebrand* to hide all the shit reviews. Don't let the pictures fool you, its genuinely SHIT. https://theerskinebridgehotel.co.uk/ |
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Barry
A MIKE HUMBLE TRIBUTE ACT

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 11:26 am |
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Hold on, were there other people around you who were Scottish? Was there a strong sense of belonging in the EU? Are you sure you weren't actually in Glasgow and not Frankfurt? I spent a month there one night and the whole place smelt of PISS. I staying in the idyillic Erskine Bridge Hotel. A hotel worth of a MacD caper all of it's own. It felt like a poor mans hotel from the USSR. |
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Barry
A MIKE HUMBLE TRIBUTE ACT

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 11:24 am |
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Surely that would remind you of Glasgow? |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 10:52 pm |
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What about one night in Bangkok? |
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5ivegearsinreverse
FAST AND SEXY

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:05 pm |
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I spent a month one night in Frankfurt. It smelled of piss. |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:26 am |
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or commiserate even. thought they were smiles |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:25 am |
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I feel like SMASHING UP SOME STREET FURNITURE and PUNCHING A HORSE to celebrate. |
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5ivegearsinreverse
FAST AND SEXY

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 11:06 pm |
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MIAOW...  |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 11:14 pm |
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Happy belated birthday! |
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Harold Pelham
2DISEASELS

Joined: 18 Feb 2020 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 9:32 pm |
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Happy Bobday Birth
I turned 51 this time last week. |
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Barry
A MIKE HUMBLE TRIBUTE ACT

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 7:27 pm |
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The camera adds 5 stone or so the professionals say Bob! Oh, and +1 |
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The Rabbi
TRIGGERED OVEN DODGER

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 7:00 pm |
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Happy Birthday Bob. +1 and all that. |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 5:50 pm |
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Steve Shite said that on the radio, I'm not some kind of Enya superfan. |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 5:48 pm |
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happy birthday Bob! seems you share your birthday with Enya. |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 4:57 pm |
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Just been watching your Renault 25 stuff Barrance, very good. I see you are suffering from the same dietary problems as me 🤣 |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 4:54 pm |
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Well, 52 today, where has the time gone. In other news still waiting for delivery date on the RAV PHEV |
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Barry
A MIKE HUMBLE TRIBUTE ACT

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 4:39 pm |
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Can't you just fill up with breakfast like the rest of us |
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marinast
1.2 C4 PICASSO

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 7:55 am |
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Filled up with fuel this morning, BP Ultimate petrol is now CHEAPER than basic Diesel. |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 12:26 pm |
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Only at Burnaston! |
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HH-R
Modern Gentleman

Joined: 18 Sep 2020 |
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 12:16 am |
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Any workhouses left? |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 |
Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 3:42 pm |
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I think they've all been closed down |
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