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I shall celebrate with a Vimto
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"Who the fuck is Alioyce?"
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Laughing
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Nice NX.
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Textbook example of PWMTTC

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DAVE!


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Have you been borrowing Spitto’s camera?
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Yes, shit isn’t it?
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https://www.heute.at/s/-heute-leser-entdeckt-nazi-code-kennzeichen-53778837

Heute wrote:
For some years, Nazi codes on license plates have not been allowed. Nevertheless, such combinations slip through the system again and again.


That's Austria for you...
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APPROPRIATELY ENOUGH:

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not much doubt about Shug's political and football affiliations, or the source of funding for his car:



And yes, I must give Otter back his camera...
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Fünf, you’re a Scot. Can you explain why the Blue Lagoon chippy in Largs always has one of the apes from Planet of the Apes in a space suit stood outside it?
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I think Seamaster is referring to someone of Afro Caribbean decent.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I try to avoid Largs - a town full of funeral parlours.

There may be more miserable places on earth, but I've yet to find them.

Incidentally on the apes matter, the Boris Part is planning an outright ban on keeping primates as pets.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49862546

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Is it legal to own primates?

In the UK, primates which are not considered to be dangerous can be bought and sold freely. The RSPCA estimates that thousands of primates are kept as pets in the UK.

Would-be owners must apply for a licence to purchase species considered more dangerous, including apes, chimpanzees, bonobos, orangutans and gorillas.

Government guidelines detail the environment, diet and other criteria an owner should consider to meet the needs of a primate.

Breaching this code is not illegal, but a court may take into account whether owners have complied with advice when deciding if they have committed an offence under the Animal Welfare Act.
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Seamaster wrote:
Fünf, you’re a Scot. Can you explain why the Blue Lagoon chippy in Largs always has one of the apes from Planet of the Apes in a space suit stood outside it?


You could, of course, just ask next time you are there.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My great uncle used to keep a monkey tied to the washing up line. Why must the government interfere in everything?
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Seamaster wrote:


Fish tea? THAT SOUNDS NICE.
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Lord Sward wrote:
My great uncle used to keep a monkey tied to the washing up line. Why must the government interfere in everything?

The EU made them do it.
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I thought it was the Russians?
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Lord Sward wrote:
My great uncle used to keep a monkey tied to the washing up line. Why must the government interfere in everything?


Some great-uncles of mine would happily have had THE PRIMATE OF ALL IRELAND on the end of a rope.
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A fair few black cab drivers would kill for that...
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A RACIST MAN.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw that plate on something 10 years ago. I took a photo with my Sony Ericsson K800i.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having spent years taking in the classifieds at the back of every UK car magazine with plates like '5HA R0N' going for massive money, presumably this one is in the millions.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There we go, in glorious 2000s cameraphone glory:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the same old phone, 2008:



Now on a 5 Series.
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The bastard.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gap and level On the front of that 800 is appalling
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And that was a good one.
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