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BOB REFULGENT PT 352: Where does Mary's HUT rank?

 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:26 pm    Post subject: BOB REFULGENT PT 352: Where does Mary's HUT rank? Reply with quote

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Lexus has dominated the Auto Express 2019 Driver Power survey of Britain’s dealer networks. Lexus has retained its top ranking for a third successive year with a 92.91% overall score, taking first place in six out of the survey’s seven categories. Lexus’s nearest challenger was its sister brand, Toyota, which also performed strongly across the board and registered an 88.54% score.


https://blog.lexus.co.uk/lexus-dealer-2019-driver-power-award/
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some robust figures there... LOLZ

Love these surveys completed by the kind of borish end of life CUNTS who have the time to fill them in while their hybrid is recharging and they’re on their way to the garden centre.

It might as well be a survey of Lexus and Kia owners in reality.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When do you think you became so BITTER, Mary?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1981
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That’s when he met Jimmy Saville.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyway, about this fucking GAP insurance claim.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has someone put traffic film remover in your hip-flask again Mary?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Some robust figures there... LOLZ

Love these surveys completed by the kind of borish end of life CUNTS who have the time to fill them in while their hybrid is recharging and they’re on their way to the garden centre.

It might as well be a survey of Lexus and Kia owners in reality.


MG also did well in this survey.

The billious hut dweller is not wrong in this instance.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These surveys are not worth the paper that they are written on. A few years back Martin W and the MG6 owners showed how easily they can be fixed.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only you could FIX YOUR FACE.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yet when I REPEATEDLY voted for BRANDED GOLF BALLS in the Rover 800 owners’ club merchandise poll I was IGNORED.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you know how 17.4 million of your countrymen feel.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm with Mary.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
I'm with Mary.

What's it like to be finally out of the closet?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Now you know how 17.4 million of your countrymen feel.


Except I realise my petulant demand was FUCKING STUPID.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I SPEAKZ THE RITEZ
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
These surveys are not worth the paper that they are written on. A few years back Martin W and the MG6 owners showed how easily they can be fixed.


To an extent I'd agree. But together 7 MG6 owners would constitute about 80% of total sales. It's a bit harder to rig when you shift more than one car transporter of stock a year.
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