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Son of Sheefag has strop

 
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:20 pm    Post subject: Son of Sheefag has strop Reply with quote

Indian man pushes birthday present B** into river https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-49305126


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An Indian man apparently angered at getting a B** for his birthday - instead of a Jaguar - pushed the new vehicle into a river.
Video posted on social media shows it floating away on the river in the northern Indian state of Haryana.
It later got stuck on a bank of tall grass and the man, said to be the son of a local landlord, tried to rescue it.
Police are investigating the incident, local media report.
B** cars cost around 3.5m rupees (£41.400; $49,000) locally, with Jaguars costing about 4-5m rupees.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xrU02xQiYBU
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck me, I'm happy if I get socks or aftershave!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Fuck me, I'm happy if I get socks or aftershave!

You don't know how good you have it
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best thing for a B*W. I can't fault him.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice to see him backing the home team with such passion.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shame more can’t follow his suit.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How’s your Citroën?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not German.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a “Jaguar” either. But then, of course, neither was your Mondeo.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you use as a work-van out of interest st.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

X-Lax for general work, I can fit 3m lengths of tube into it up to 110mm.
No Rhino tube carrier needed.
If I need to transport stuff the Spacetourer is used, I once fitted a 300 litre Megaflow cylinder into the Galaxy but the Shitroen is a bit shorter so customers will get 250 litres Max now. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing like making an impression when you pitch up at the kerb.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, QUITE.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She'll catch her death in that skirt.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Nothing like making an impression when you pitch up at the kerb.


It’s clean, reliable and presentable (like myself) and gets me to work in a relaxed manner.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

“Fifty quid? Alright, sweetheart, but it’ll have to be quick as all this copier toner won’t sell itself.”
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much of that pipe shit can you carry in the Invacar?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marinast wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Nothing like making an impression when you pitch up at the kerb.


It’s clean, reliable and presentable (like myself) and gets me to work in a relaxed manner.


‘No job too big’

‘Except the big jobs, I can’t do those cos I use an old X-Lax that doesn’t have any ducking room in it love.’
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:

‘Except the big jobs, I can’t do those cos I use an old X-Lax that doesn’t have any ducking room in it love.’


“...and it’s a SHITTER that will CRUMBLE TO FUCKING DUST if it has to carry any weight.”
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
marinast wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Nothing like making an impression when you pitch up at the kerb.


It’s clean, reliable and presentable (like myself) and gets me to work in a relaxed manner.


‘No job too big’

‘Except the big jobs, I can’t do those cos I use an old X-Lax that doesn’t have any ducking room in it love.’


The suppliers deliver for those.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just get a fucking Corolla Tourer, ST, and stop being a DAFT COCKNEY BOW BELL-END.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No split tailgate, IM OUT.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe in ten years time, when one is in-budget for you?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that when you are planning on BUYING your new car?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck that!
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