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Barry
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A great car and no mistake Bob
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Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even the Turkish Jappies I rescued and escorted to the Geneva Salon was laughing at Burnaston QC on Tuesday.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny what you stumble on:

Richard Porter: "In praise of the Prius, a car that in some ways is the equal of any evo favourite"

TLDR? FREE ENTERPRISE and THE FUTURE for the wyn.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pristro FTW.
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GLENDA GLITTER


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Up there with the 911 GT3 RS."

Not my words, Lynn, THE WORDS OF EVO MAGAZINE.
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GordonBennett
HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uber?

I mean, bleediní Uber??!

FFS, Otter Rolling Eyes
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's no Hilton Holloway.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Uber? I mean, bleediní Uber??! FFS, Otter Rolling Eyes


A bit too RAPEY for you, Potter?
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Uber?

I mean, bleediní Uber??!

FFS, Otter Rolling Eyes


Typical leftie, happy to abandon his opposition to the gig economy and corporate greed if it gets him a CHEAP RIDE.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What price ZERO HOURS CONTRACTS?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uber is old news. Kapten is where it's at now. They pay their taxes. They're in London now and I imagine they'll eventually expand to the shitholes where you lot live.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Kapten is where it's at now


As in ARAF?

I'm not up for being immolated in an old Bentley after a night on the town.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Uber is old news. Kapten is where it's at now. They pay their taxes. They're in London now and I imagine they'll eventually expand to the shitholes where you lot live.


Are they less RAPEY?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice avatar, Sandie!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw my first ďnewĒ Pristro today. In pearl white, which is SO 2011 and doesnít suit it.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What other non colour shades that we seem to specialise in so you want. We do a really nice* cement grey.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
What other non colour shades that we seem to specialise in so you want. We do a really nice* cement grey.


Iíve gone for blue, on the basis that itís the colour least likely to make me look like Iím picking up A PISSED PORTER.

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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks better in yellow....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Officially a BTH with the Japies:

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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They clearly can't see very well through those slitty eyes.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
They clearly can't see very well through those slitty eyes.


Have you considered submitting a script to Slope Gear ?
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Sheefag
MACDROITWICH SPECIAL FORCES


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which segues neatly into our next news story..

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/r3ngyj/japanese-game-show-hand-jobs
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JLD
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems legit. Where do I apply?
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JLD
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spotted yesterday

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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a postage stamp?
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JLD
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
On a postage stamp?

clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a PRIUS thread?
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JLD
JLDEACON


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a BOB, they're virtually all the same.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPACKER.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
MarkM wrote:
On a postage stamp?

clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER.


Imgbb resizes it to appropriate dimensions, you donít need to select the thumbnail option.
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GLENDA GLITTER


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ditto postimage, which is so simple even a state school teacher could use it.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLDeacon wrote:
Spotted yesterday


JLDeacon wrote:
MarkM wrote:
On a postage stamp?

clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER.


Nice try, JLDeacon.
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GLENDA GLITTER


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thatís the attitude, Towerz. Itís THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY UNDERSTAND.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TEH TOEWRZ, LOL
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