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Barry THE IRISH SPACKSTOP

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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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A great car and no mistake Bob |
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Lord Sward SWARDUS ET PKLESS

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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Even the Turkish Jappies I rescued and escorted to the Geneva Salon was laughing at Burnaston QC on Tuesday. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

Joined: 11 Nov 2018 Posts: 2652 Location: Scottish Riviera
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The Rabbi GERMAN CANDLE

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 Posts: 574 Location: Bergen-Belsen
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Pristro FTW. _________________ CUNTS. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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"Up there with the 911 GT3 RS."
Not my words, Lynn, THE WORDS OF EVO MAGAZINE. |
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GordonBennett HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Uber?
I mean, bleedin’ Uber??!
FFS, Otter  |
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Lord Sward SWARDUS ET PKLESS

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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He's no Hilton Holloway. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

Joined: 11 Nov 2018 Posts: 2652 Location: Scottish Riviera
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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GordonBennett wrote: | Uber? I mean, bleedin’ Uber??! FFS, Otter  |
A bit too RAPEY for you, Potter? |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

Joined: 09 Nov 2018 Posts: 1133 Location: The EPC
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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GordonBennett wrote: | Uber?
I mean, bleedin’ Uber??!
FFS, Otter  |
Typical leftie, happy to abandon his opposition to the gig economy and corporate greed if it gets him a CHEAP RIDE. |
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marinast 1.2 C4 PICASSO

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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What price ZERO HOURS CONTRACTS? |
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Ottertronic WORSE THAN HITLER

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Uber is old news. Kapten is where it's at now. They pay their taxes. They're in London now and I imagine they'll eventually expand to the shitholes where you lot live. |
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5ivegearsinreverse ROBERT JEKYLL & GORDON HYDE

Joined: 07 Nov 2018 Posts: 1122 Location: A Town Called Bastard
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Ottertronic wrote: | Kapten is where it's at now |
As in ARAF?
I'm not up for being immolated in an old Bentley after a night on the town. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

Joined: 11 Nov 2018 Posts: 2652 Location: Scottish Riviera
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:52 am Post subject: |
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Ottertronic wrote: | Uber is old news. Kapten is where it's at now. They pay their taxes. They're in London now and I imagine they'll eventually expand to the shitholes where you lot live. |
Are they less RAPEY? |
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Derek SAUCEBOX

Joined: 10 Nov 2018 Posts: 497 Location: Upside down
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:58 am Post subject: |
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Nice avatar, Sandie! |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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Saw my first “new” Pristro today. In pearl white, which is SO 2011 and doesn’t suit it. |
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620bob HORMONAL REMAINIAC

Joined: 08 Nov 2018 Posts: 1623 Location: Bobniston
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Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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What other non colour shades that we seem to specialise in so you want. We do a really nice* cement grey. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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620bob wrote: | What other non colour shades that we seem to specialise in so you want. We do a really nice* cement grey. |
I’ve gone for blue, on the basis that it’s the colour least likely to make me look like I’m picking up A PISSED PORTER.
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austin-towers PLASTIC WELSH SPASTIC

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Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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It looks better in yellow....
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Officially a BTH with the Japies:
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austin-towers PLASTIC WELSH SPASTIC

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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:23 am Post subject: |
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They clearly can't see very well through those slitty eyes. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:26 am Post subject: |
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austin-towers wrote: | They clearly can't see very well through those slitty eyes. |
Have you considered submitting a script to Slope Gear ? |
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Sheefag MACDROITWICH SPECIAL FORCES

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JLD JLDEACON

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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Seems legit. Where do I apply? _________________ You're all bastards |
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JLD JLDEACON

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Spotted yesterday
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MarkM SPLUTTERING HUTCUNT

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:19 am Post subject: |
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On a postage stamp? |
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JLD JLDEACON

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:23 am Post subject: |
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MarkM wrote: | On a postage stamp? |
clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER. _________________ You're all bastards |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:25 am Post subject: |
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In a PRIUS thread? |
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JLD JLDEACON

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:28 am Post subject: |
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It's a BOB, they're virtually all the same. _________________ You're all bastards |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:49 am Post subject: |
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SPACKER. |
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MarkM SPLUTTERING HUTCUNT

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:54 am Post subject: |
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JLD wrote: | MarkM wrote: | On a postage stamp? |
clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER. |
Imgbb resizes it to appropriate dimensions, you don’t need to select the thumbnail option. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Ditto postimage, which is so simple even a state school teacher could use it. |
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austin-towers PLASTIC WELSH SPASTIC

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:45 am Post subject: |
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JLDeacon wrote: | Spotted yesterday
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JLDeacon wrote: | MarkM wrote: | On a postage stamp? |
clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER. |
Nice try, JLDeacon. |
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Seamaster GLENDA GLITTER

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:46 am Post subject: |
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That’s the attitude, Towerz. It’s THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY UNDERSTAND. |
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MarkM SPLUTTERING HUTCUNT

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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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TEH TOEWRZ, LOL |
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