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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Being thrown the keys by a simpering PR man who begs you to say something nice about it and youíll get another one, is hardly an unbiased view. Youíre just a rung up the ladder from fucking Swiss. (Obvioudlybim not talking about the one youíve bought thatís not being used as itís laid-up).

Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.


Keep walking back like this old son and you'll FALL INTO THE HARBOUR.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No back peddling here lad, if you care to read back.

Whatís this really about otter?

The man who tends the window-boxes planted the wrong fucking flowers or something?

Or are you just missing Randle and want to try and teach me a lesson?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
You wouldnít throw a 6 figure sum at a 911 to commute in and expect to enjoy it every day. No cunt would.

MarkM wrote:
Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.


#DO THE WALKBACK! EVERYBODY DO THE MARY WALKBACK! YEAH!#
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
You wouldnít throw a 6 figure sum at a 911 to commute in and expect to enjoy it every day. No cunt would.

MarkM wrote:
Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.


#DO THE WALKBACK! EVERYBODY DO THE MARY WALKBACK! YEAH!#


I was specifically referring to the GT3 RS with that comment. NO FUCKER would buy one to commute. Not even Ďif the cap fits for the current argumentí Otter.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
I was specifically referring to the GT3 RS with that comment. NO FUCKER would buy one to commute. Not even Ďif the cap fits for the current argumentí Otter.


Couuuuuuuurse you were. JIMMY HILL.

I'd sit the rest of this one out, mate. Stick to taking pictures of a Spanish-registered Shogun Pinin or something.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Obvioudlybim


Is that Latin or something?
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It must be Towerz Laughing

I donít think Iíll ever be sitting anything out at your request Otter, donít confuse me with anyone who you think you impress.

I donít know whether this Brexit stuff has started getting to you again or your lass is giving you a hard time over trumps reelection campaign, or like I said itís cos of the Randle thing that youíre fucking doolally over, but Iím not the right person to try tit-for-tatting with. Cos, like you, Iím a bit of a gob-shite and I donít know when to shut up either, I just probably go a bit farer with it and with much less repetition.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#If Mary took a holiday!
Took some time to celebrate!
Just one day out of the hut!
He would be-eee, still a cunt!#

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Yes but a GT3 RS is a special car, something different and comes with the subconscious knowledge that youíre driving an elite car.


ďUp thereĒ with the Prius.

Not my words, Carole, the words of Evo magazine.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ďUp thereĒ with the Prius.

Not my words, Carole, the words of Evo magazine.


It's all about FITNESS FOR PURPOSE, Seaspacker.

The Prius is very fit for purpose. That purpose is GETTING ME HOME when I'm SHITFACED.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
ďUp thereĒ with the Prius. Not my words, Carole, the words of Evo magazine.


It's all about FITNESS FOR PURPOSE, Seaspacker. The Prius is very fit for purpose. That purpose is GETTING ME HOME when I'm SHITFACED.


"Itís actually an incredible piece of engineering. And we, as people who like cars, should also like incredible pieces of engineering just as we should admire cars that are completely fit for purpose."
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JJ
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


I thought my 911 looked frigging smashing covered in road filth, winter before last.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


So you basically want to be a shit, Derbysharian Hank Moody, presumably without the shagging?



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Not as crackers as the above, but thereís a gardener round here who smokes about in an (usually filthy) E46 B** M3 towing a small trailer with his lawn mower etc behind. Bizarre but superb.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD put your £30k in the last of the 6 cylinder Cayman/Boxster. The novelty of using an over priced beetle as daily transport hasnít worn off 4 months in for my Mrs yet (dirty palms after slamming either boot shut aside) yet Iíve barely used it as it sheís always out in it.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at the fucking moss on that block paving. Your drainage angles are all to cock Pearly.
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DougN
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had one of those A3's. It was shit.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A GT86 and a Corolla HSD would be a NICER PAIR.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
A GT86 and a Corolla HSD would be a NICER PAIR.


Mmm, SCHTICK!
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
Sandie wrote:
I can see Dumbfire in a GT86.


I canít Smile


I can.

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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd love a BRZ.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itíd suit you.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Porsche did offer a roof rack for the Boxster, bizarrely enough.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL AT JLDEACON
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DougN wrote:
I had one of those A3's. It was shit.


I had the S3 version. I never grew to like it and eventually sold it to my father in law, who thinks itís fantastic. Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That era A3 is all but extinct now while Focus and Astrays from then seem to be still fairly common.

Were Ford and GM rivals really better built?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All exported to Eastern Europe?

That era Golf which is the same underlying car are still ubiquitous
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They sold a lot more Astras, Focuses and Golfs than A3s in the first instance.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Porsche did offer a roof rack for the Boxster, bizarrely enough.


How did that work? I'm genuinely baffled.

I once put four cans of Tennants Super on the roof of my TF messing about with the door and my keys and it sagged so much i thought they would go through. Can't imagine it working carrying owt any heavier than a packet of 20 B&H.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
How did that work? I'm genuinely baffled. I once put four cans of Tennants Super on the roof of my TF messing about with the door and my keys and it sagged so much i thought they would go through. Can't imagine it working carrying owt any heavier than a packet of 20 B&H.


HAVE YOU FOUND MADELEINE YET?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Funnily enough, there was a lightly Bennied '71 example round the back of Earl's Court some years back. It had a shallow wok impression on the rear wing and with the dirt and patina it looked rather endearing.

Probably been over restored by some cunt now.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I once put four cans of Tennants (sic) Super on the roof of my TF messing about with the door and my keys and it sagged so much i thought they would go through. Can't imagine it working carrying owt any heavier than a packet of 20 B&H.


Are you AN WOP?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ, it's about time you sold that TF.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Porsche did offer a roof rack for the Boxster, bizarrely enough.


How did that work? I'm genuinely baffled.

I once put four cans of Tennants Super on the roof of my TF messing about with the door and my keys and it sagged so much i thought they would go through. Can't imagine it working carrying owt any heavier than a packet of 20 B&H.


Wouldnít the roof rack actually be on the tailgate?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
JJ wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Porsche did offer a roof rack for the Boxster, bizarrely enough.


How did that work? I'm genuinely baffled.

I once put four cans of Tennants Super on the roof of my TF messing about with the door and my keys and it sagged so much i thought they would go through. Can't imagine it working carrying owt any heavier than a packet of 20 B&H.


Wouldnít the roof rack actually be on the tailgate?


No, that would be a BOOT RACK.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
No, that would be a BOOT RACK.


Shocked What sort of a knob thought that was a good idea.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably the one that needed to take his bike and some luggage somewhere.

At a guess.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
JJ, it's about time you sold that TF.


TEH TOWURZ!!!111!!
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