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The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Engineer's Choice.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been swarding the Subaru XV which, incidentally, COMES WITH CARPLAY.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You Swarding something decent? Fucking Hell.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, who's gonna mention the Scooby valve spring recall?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
You Swarding something decent? Fucking Hell.


HARK AT YOU.
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Sheefag
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
So, who's gonna mention the Scooby valve spring recall?


Recent brake and airbag recalls too.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
I've been swarding the Subaru XV which, incidentally, COMES WITH CARPLAY.


It's no MG GS.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheefag wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
So, who's gonna mention the Scooby valve spring recall?


Recent brake and airbag recalls too.


It's no MITSUBISHI...
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My front air bags are in on Thursday.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Perhaps if you spent a little less time BETRAYING THE NATION you might figure out what your punters expect in their motors in 2019.

I'm hardly a full blown Quizling
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
Perhaps if you spent a little less time BETRAYING THE NATION you might figure out what your punters expect in their motors in 2019.


I'm hardly a full blown Quizling


Spoken like PÉTAIN.
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He did what he had to...
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ashmicro
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop being an massive poof, and get a Hoo Flung Dung double DIN car radio. Surely, as an employee of Buzby, you know how to wire stuff up?

£50

I actually have one here, and will send one of my minions to the Post Office to send it to you, free gratis and for nothing, after Christmas.

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crApple CarPlay? I spit on your copyright!
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I think a Saisho or a Lloytron should do it, needs to be one with a graphic equaliser
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I think a Saisho or a Lloytron should do it, needs to be one with a graphic equaliser


BOB FTW.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ashmicro wrote:
Stop being an massive poof, and get a Hoo Flung Dung double DIN car radio. Surely, as an employee of Buzby, you know how to wire stuff up?

£50

I actually have one here, and will send one of my minions to the Post Office to send it to you, free gratis and for nothing, after Christmas.

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crApple CarPlay? I spit on your copyright!


Can you fit it with a timer to activate when he turns the ignition?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I think a Saisho or a Lloytron should do it, needs to be one with a graphic equaliser


Talking of which, this splendid example of '70s low-end ICE has been in the window of my manor's Hamilton consumer electronics and fancy goods emporium for over forty years.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PIFCO!!!! Are they still a thing?
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ashmicro
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
ashmicro wrote:
Stop being an massive poof, and get a Hoo Flung Dung double DIN car radio. Surely, as an employee of Buzby, you know how to wire stuff up?

£50

I actually have one here, and will send one of my minions to the Post Office to send it to you, free gratis and for nothing, after Christmas.

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crApple CarPlay? I spit on your copyright!


Can you fit it with a timer to activate when he turns the ignition?


Very Happy Smile Surprised "Beep beep beeeeep" "BBC Radio 4 it's six o'clock. The news, read by Brian Perkins. Well-known Scotsman Dave 'Jimmy' Seamaster has been blown up in his Japanese car. An spokesman for the Police in Scotchland said something unintelligible. The BBC understands 'Och aye the noo'
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here, Bob, I STILL LOVE YOU and I KEEP TRYING, but you are DETERMINED to let me down, yourself down and THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.

My new car order needs to be in early next month. Fleet telling me you are telling them no orders for Corolla before APRIL?

It's DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN.
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Here, Bob, I STILL LOVE YOU and I KEEP TRYING, but you are DETERMINED to let me down, yourself down and THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.

My new car order needs to be in early next month. Fleet telling me you are telling them no orders for Corolla before APRIL?

It's DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN.


I think I speak for the whole of MacDroitwich when I say, NO ONE CARES.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A BITTER MAN.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never heard such MILKY WHINGING and MITHERING over a FREE CAR. And I've been around car journalists.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FAIR COMMENT.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MG3 has CarPlay.

JUST SAYIN’
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I never thought I'd live to see the day that the number one choice returned by fleet based on my requirements is a VAG SHITE TRIPPEL.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just do what I've always done 'forget' to order until the car I actually want is available
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And take PUBLIC TRANSPORT EVERYWHERE after they have the Lexus off me?

Howay, Bob. JUST PULL YOUR FINGER OUT and MEET ME HALF WAY here.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blame Brexit Bob.
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They can only take the car off you if you give them the keys
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This pair of dim cunts know as liitle about hybrids as the average motoring churnalist, but they seem to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGiBEOqetWo
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.
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I am knackered and could do with a lie in. I've been working 6day weeks.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


JUST REJOICE AT THAT NEWS.

I'm coming round to the idea of the tourer, ANY CHANCE?
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This pair of dim cunts know as liitle about hybrids as the average motoring churnalist, but they seem to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGiBEOqetWo


Tell me, what first attracted you to dim cunts wanking on about a car they didn’t pay for?
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Seamaster wrote:
620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


JUST REJOICE AT THAT NEWS.

I'm coming round to the idea of the tourer, ANY CHANCE?


At what point did "Tourer" come to mean a wagon, rather than a (usually) four-seat convertible.

I think it may have been the first Opel Omega. Rüsselsheim has previous on this, calling their wagons "Caravans" which they're plainly not.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


I’m sending a crate of prunes over.
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