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The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
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This pair of dim cunts know as liitle about hybrids as the average motoring churnalist, but they seem to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGiBEOqetWo


Tell me, what first attracted you to dim cunts wanking on about a car they didn’t pay for?


That it wasn't Itchy and Sniffy?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH TOWERS
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's missed a lot while he's been away, hasn't he?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time for him to go back, I reckon.

PRISON WORKS.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
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620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


JUST REJOICE AT THAT NEWS.

I'm coming round to the idea of the tourer, ANY CHANCE?


At what point did "Tourer" come to mean a wagon, rather than a (usually) four-seat convertible.

I think it may have been the first Opel Omega. Rüsselsheim has previous on this, calling their wagons "Caravans" which they're plainly not.


That was originally a side-splitting German joke; it was originally written 'carAvan'.

Ford call theirs 'Turnier', which translates as tournament.

M-Bs were 'Touristik' as they wanted absolutely no association with painters and decorators with a Kadett carAvan.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hatch will be available in the shops before Wagon. Wagon only got signed off for mass production last week. That said they are currently a large chunk of the heijunka.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a SORRY SAGA this has been.

I bet VAG wouldn't have put me through this shit.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here I am, slogging my guts out and all you can do is WHINGE!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually sounds quite pleasant: https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/toyota/corolla/first-drives/toyota-corolla-20-hybrid-cvt-excel-2019-review
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New BCITRW?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the (sadly FOREN BUILT) Saloon comes on stream it will be.

Shame they're so salty really.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds very positive. The only criticism they could find was the Hybrid isn't quite as sharp as a performance car. Well, quite.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been a bloody struggle this car is light years more advanced than the Auris. It's not so easy to make
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Giles
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're going to need to see a close up on the door welds, Bob.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like an excuse for another Burton based caper.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sounds like an excuse for another Burton based caper.

Surely that was the SHITE SPOTTING CAPER?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's been a bloody struggle this car is light years more advanced than the Auris. It's not so easy to make


Toyota is getting this the wrong way around. A new car should be easier to make.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They don’t like Bob.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who does?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I don't care. I fly on Mr O'Leary's shitbox airline today to snow covered slopes. No Corolla SNAFU for a week!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
620bob wrote:
It's been a bloody struggle this car is light years more advanced than the Auris. It's not so easy to make


Toyota is getting this the wrong way around. A new car should be easier to make.


Yea, 'cos cars are just getting simpler and simpler.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It did go that way for a while, the last gen Auris was easier to build than 1st gen.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sshh. Don't be upsetting the Otter. He knows it all.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I merely offer a view
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where you skiing Bob?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hands Chopok in Slovakia, a few of us have gone. Got a catered (breakfast anyway) Chalet through a company called Propaganda.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Hands Chopok in Slovakia, a few of us have gone. Got a catered (breakfast anyway) Chalet through a company called Propaganda.

I only hear good things about them.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea, their rally coverage theme tune was ace.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea, their rally coverage theme tune was ace.


MG TRIBUTE ACT
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yea, their rally coverage theme tune was ace.


Trevor Horny & Zang Tum Tum FTW

I've still got AON's debut album somewhere.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds alright Bob!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No broken bones just yet
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Streetwised Bob estate WITH WOOD TRIM, motherfuckers!

I shit you not!

https://blog.toyota.co.uk/toyota-corolla-gr-sport-and-trek-models-to-debut-in-geneva
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was hoping it'd be on the outside.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The BTCC livery surely is the intersection of BOB and BENNY:
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HA!
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Ginsters! I'm off to see that at Donnington on the 28th of next month.
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