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Giles
DOING IT AGAIN FOR FUN AND PROFIT


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
Was the steering wheel designer inspired by a sloth?


You're thinking of the performance figures.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How's your WRECKAGE?
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620bob
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm honestly losing the will to live, Van Zyyl will shut us down at the end of this model by the looks of things. Buy what you want. I know I will when this train de-rails at Brexit junction. Additionally with the kicking I've had today, the two I'm due.tomorrow and then another on Friday, I'd retire tomorrow if I could.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is all very distressing.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I'm honestly losing the will to live, Van Zyyl will shut us down at the end of this model by the looks of things. Buy what you want. I know I will when this train de-rails at Brexit junction.


I want a Corolla.

CAN'T HELP ME, CAN YOU?
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Giles
DOING IT AGAIN FOR FUN AND PROFIT


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two things occur to me in this thread.

1) Is Bob REALLY trying to blame Brexit for his inability to build a car on time?

2) If Seamaster REALLY wanted to buy a Corolla, he could just go to a dealer and order one rather than wait for it to appear on the Buzby list of free wank.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
620bob wrote:
I'm honestly losing the will to live, Van Zyyl will shut us down at the end of this model by the looks of things. Buy what you want. I know I will when this train de-rails at Brexit junction.


I want a Corolla.

CAN'T HELP ME, CAN YOU?


https://www.newzealandnow.govt.nz/move-to-nz/new-zealand-visa
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old boss is the CEO of Telecom NZ.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like you've got an IN.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, the reason you've already got 'em is because Kiwi Corollas come from JAPLAND where those INDUSTRIOUS LITTLE YELLOW MEN just GET ON WITH IT instead of SHITTING IN GLOVEBOXES, BETRAYING THE NATION and BLAMING EVERY DAMN THING ON BREXIT.
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JLD
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep seeing plenty of them on transporters on the M18. Is spackmental being victimised here.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALWAYS. I love Bob, but he has been on an EIGHT YEAR MISSION to LET ME DOWN BADLY.

In other news, Bob, you may or may not be pleased to hear that a bloke who works for me who sadly has to buy cars with his own money went to his local Bob emporium at the weekend intending to test drive and order a Corolla Excel 2.0 HSD Tourer. But YOU COULDN'T HELP HIM, could you?

He's ordered a RAV4 HSD instead.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To pour more poop on us Teh Frenchies are working to rule at Calais. We ran out of certain parts today. I'm exhausted sorting SNAFU out for the last 3 months. I had to advise production control what to do today as most of them are still in nappies. I also have to present to the board of Directors tomorrow about a fuel hose found disconnected at a dealer. 2 days work for a 5 minute kicking. I know full well some pikey at the dealer has tried to steal petrol but I'm not allowed to say that
Very Happy *
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
I keep seeing plenty of them on transporters on the M18. Is spackmental being victimised here.


I saw one on the road on Saturday.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
To pour more poop on us Teh Frenchies are working to rule at Calais. We ran out of certain parts today. I'm exhausted sorting SNAFU out for the last 3 months. I had to advise production control what to do today as most of them are still in nappies. I also have to present to the board of Directors tomorrow about a fuel hose found disconnected at a dealer. 2 days work for a 5 minute kicking. I know full well some pikey at the dealer has tried to steal petrol but I'm not allowed to say that


Bob, can you place these in order of quality control:

JAPIES BOB
BREXIT BOB
VICHY BOB
ISLAMOFASCIST BOB

I have taken a stab at it.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A great car and no mistake Bob
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even the Turkish Jappies I rescued and escorted to the Geneva Salon was laughing at Burnaston QC on Tuesday.
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