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620bob
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nissan Micra Colette?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ford Cortina Carousel?
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vauxhall Ashtray 1.4i Merit (Hi Torque)
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Sheefag
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spaz Chariot
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Either a band new diesel Micra, or a base spec Bini in beige.
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A white Ford Bronco?
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maestro Advantage?
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chucky
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Peugeot 309 Look?


It'll be the Welshies version, LOOKYOUBOYO
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let the HAT ROLL IN!







47,000 miles, 12 months MOT, 170-odd bhp, 0-60 in 7 seconds, 140mph top speed, handles on rails, an absolute HOOT to drive, borderline TERRIFYING.

And yes, it's a fucking B**.

DERIDE ME.


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Shergar
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think my HAT game is stronger than yours today Laughing

I do enjoy these TOWERZ top bombing.
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Only kidding, looks great.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh and it's no...

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JLD
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonderfully shite. Well done.
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:


Only kidding, looks great.


Why do you hat calrks?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itís no R50.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO CHILI PACK.

Ergo, SHITE
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
620bob wrote:


Only kidding, looks great.


Why do you hat calrks?


Laughing
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mac5
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was 18 I was shagging a teacher who has a brand new one of these. It was an automatic and it was crap.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Towerz, might I politely suggest you KILL YOURSELF?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Towerz, might I politely suggest you KILL YOURSELF?


The way this thing encourages me to THRASH it, your suggestion is quite possibly on the cards.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itís so cute when people make the leap from old shite to something a bit newer to see how giddy they get.

Iím put in mind of Benny. Heís our other BINI owner isnít he?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All joking aside, it's no MG3, is it?
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exactly.
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Sheefag
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So.. Towers is the new Benny?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The COLOSSAL DISAPPOINTMENT Benny could have been.
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austin-towers
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm having Towerz in the deadpool.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well bought Towerz, have to admit that my bitterness towards these gone, I actually think they're alright now.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you can KILL YOURSELF too.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the way back from work today I enjoyed the SPORT button. Much FNU. I'm almost glad I wrote the F off now. Almost.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
On the way back from work today I enjoyed the SPORT button. Much FNU. I'm almost glad I wrote the F off now. Almost.

I can see you ending up like your IDOL and bennying it.
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
On the way back from work today I enjoyed the SPORT button. Much FNU. I'm almost glad I wrote the F off now. Almost.


Just be careful not to do AN MARK BOLAN with it
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
All joking aside, it's no MG3, is it?


Do you remember that thread on the previous, previous forum? When he was absolutely having a MG3?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
All joking aside, it's no MG3, is it?


Do you remember that thread on the previous, previous forum? When he was absolutely having a MG3?


Do YOU remember that thread on the previous, previous forum? When you MISFUEL-A-MONGED your LDV?
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