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The RETURN OF THE RETURN* of the RETARD number plate thread.
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JLD
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He’s right though, it is fugly.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
John 8:7


"...He straightened up..." Laughing
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Seamaster



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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
He’s right though, it is fugly.


How's the PANEL MATCH on your ANCIENT BADLY CRASH REPAIRED BACKWARDS METRO?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus christ. You haven't ordered one of those have you?
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Seamaster



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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How's your BLOATED COMEDY FAT MARGARET FAUX "MINI"?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have, haven't you? Good lord it's HIDEOUS.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A car designed by engineers, where everything about the form serves the function.

As opposed to a car DESIGNED BY FAIRGROUND CARICATURISTS, for the amusement of PODGY AGEING "HAIR STYLISTS".
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a car designed for BLIND TIGHT FISTED SPACKERS.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
It's a car designed for BLIND TIGHT FISTED SPACKERS.


Uber drivers speak very highly of you !
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Seamaster



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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the reasons I didn't order it in black, white or silver is because living so close to Central Station I was afeared of people jumping into my back seat and expecting a run to the airport.
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Jesus christ. You haven't ordered one of those have you?


Looks like he won't be kissing a girl for the first time any day soon.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loads of Uber drivers are constantly kissing girls. GANGS of them, in fact.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Loads of Uber drivers are constantly kissing girls. GANGS of them, in fact.


HYECSASTTG?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
Wasn't C-NT 184 a grunge band?


Saw them at Hameln Pflasterfest a couple of years ago, playing support for The Last of James Last.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Giles
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
A car designed by engineers, where everything about the form serves the function.


I think you are referring to the original Range-Rover.

The Prius was designed to pander to the self-flagellating, hemp shirt wearing, liquidised grass drinking eco nutter brigade.

Toyota's engineers managed to get the HSD system to work in normal looking cars some time ago so you no longer have to drive around in something that looks like its mother drank a vodka-thalidomide-mercury cocktail trying to abort it.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:


Toyota's engineers managed to get the HSD system to work in normal looking cars some time ago so you no longer have to drive around in something that looks like its mother drank a vodka-thalidomide-mercury cocktail trying to abort it.


Like the British built Corolla. Why does he hat Bob, and hat Britain?
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it not the case that the Prius’ undying shape has remained broadly unchanged since the original model on the basis of its aerodynamics?

I.e. you can fit the hybrid running gear to other models but they’ll not match the Prius for the best compromise of space vs minimal drag etc?
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Toyota's engineers managed to get the HSD system to work in normal looking cars some time ago so you no longer have to drive around in something that looks like its mother drank a vodka-thalidomide-mercury cocktail trying to abort it.


You do if you want 94 mpg.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Is it not the case that the Prius’ undying shape has remained broadly unchanged since the original model on the basis of its aerodynamics?

I.e. you can fit the hybrid running gear to other models but they’ll not match the Prius for the best compromise of space vs minimal drag etc?


Doesn’t excuse the styling.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Bob.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just look at LUXURIOUS HEIGHT of those sidewalls!

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marinast
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feel the width.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at the spastic strips on the doors.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I haven't specified those MONSTROUS CARBUNCLES.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You haven't? Well THAT changes EVERYTHING.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How's your "CHILI PACK"?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
How's your "CHILI PACK"?


His S PACK is proving useful*
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck off dissing my stuff. SM should have had an Corolla, he's plumped for the ugly Sister. Support Bob!
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's STABBED YOU IN THE BACK just when you needed him most, Bob.

Cheated on you with your Ugly Sister and now ran away with her.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHABBY.
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If anyone was STABBED IN THE BACK it was me.

I'M THE VICTIM.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://youtu.be/a_B7ob_kV0I
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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620bob
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the merry fuck is that!
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Care in the community.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
What the merry fuck is that!


A Dodge Nitro?
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
What the merry fuck is that!


ONE OF LIFES WINNAZ
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
What the merry fuck is that!


I think it might be what mental illness looks like.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goodness 3 quotes on the bounce!
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