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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:15 am    Post subject: CORONA CARPOCALYPSE: MSG SWEEPSTAKE Reply with quote

Next to NO motors were shifted last month:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2020/05/05/car-sales-tumble-lowest-level-since-1946/

Let's run a sweep on how plucky little MSG fared. Did they shift FUCK ALL or were they presser-worthy VIRUS BUSTERS?

I'll open the bidding at 2.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’ve seen at least one 20 plate eZS so I reckon more than that.
@50-60?
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They'll be fucked when the BARTON BOYCOTT starts.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

45 was the result.

Meanwhile the top 10 looks interesting
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, no Fiesta at all?
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
They'll be fucked when the BARTON BOYCOTT starts.


This will never happen because most of those screaming for it will quickly change their tune when their annual iPhone replacement goes from £900 to £9,000 Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blimey - Ian Paice 2nd best seller.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have we ever seen such a DISMAL top ten?
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Have we ever seen such a DISMAL top ten?

I thought you'd be glad THE FUTURE is now the PRESENT on the sales charts.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No Bob Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
austin-towers wrote:
They'll be fucked when the BARTON BOYCOTT starts.


This will never happen because most of those screaming for it will quickly change their tune when their annual iPhone replacement goes from £900 to £9,000 Rolling Eyes


I feel like DAFT RACISTS tend to be ANDROID LANDFILL sort of people.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had to google Peugeot Rifter.

I thought it was an antiquated euphemism for an enormous fart.

Oh, I see now...
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm slightly worried about Bob manufacturing future in the UK. It's easy for someone to steal your sushi when it's made at 16 other plants around the globe
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
I had to google Peugeot Rifter.

I thought it was an antiquated euphemism for an enormous fart.

Oh, I see now...


I did too. Never heard of it. Although my first thought was that it was some sort of Sexual slang involving public toilets.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those are horrifying numbers. Christ.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
I had to google Peugeot Rifter.

I thought it was an antiquated euphemism for an enormous fart.

Oh, I see now...


I did too. Never heard of it. Although my first thought was that it was some sort of Sexual slang involving public toilets.


That's the Bipper, probably.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
I had to google Peugeot Rifter.

I thought it was an antiquated euphemism for an enormous fart.

Oh, I see now...


I did too. Never heard of it. Although my first thought was that it was some sort of Sexual slang involving public toilets.


I've vaguely heard of it, I'm aware it's some kind of van with windows, but unsure if it's Partner or Expert related. I can't be bothered to check either. Not the only van with windows on the list, either.

Widely expected Tesla were going to be top as they can do contactless deliveries. Think the I-Pak figure might have something to do with the deal they had with the NHS to supply them with subsidised lease cars before the outbreak?
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
JJ wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
I had to google Peugeot Rifter.

I thought it was an antiquated euphemism for an enormous fart.

Oh, I see now...


I did too. Never heard of it. Although my first thought was that it was some sort of Sexual slang involving public toilets.


That's the Bipper, probably.


A name memorably described by Nasty Rob as "the sort of word women use as name for their private parts."

"Rifter" was clearly not tested on viewers in Scotland:

The Scottish National Dictionary wrote:


RIFT, v.1, n.1 Also ruft.

I. v. 1. To belch, to eructate (Sh. 1914 Angus Gl.; Uls. 1931 Northern Whig (2 Dec.) 5). Gen.Sc.; to break wind backwards. Also fig. and in n.Eng. dial. Hence riftin, vbl.n., ppl.adj., belching, esp. in comb. riftin' fou, full to the point of satiety. Gen.Sc.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
GordonBennett wrote:
austin-towers wrote:
They'll be fucked when the BARTON BOYCOTT starts.


This will never happen because most of those screaming for it will quickly change their tune when their annual iPhone replacement goes from £900 to £9,000 Rolling Eyes


I feel like DAFT RACISTS tend to be ANDROID LANDFILL sort of people.


If you want to avoid BARTON SHITE phones, buy Samsung.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5 & 6 for those straight out of GAOL.

https://www.cabdirect.com/car/ford-procab/

https://www.cabdirect.com/car/peugeot-rifter/
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
JJ wrote:
Nick Besonderes wrote:
I had to google Peugeot Rifter.

I thought it was an antiquated euphemism for an enormous fart.

Oh, I see now...


I did too. Never heard of it. Although my first thought was that it was some sort of Sexual slang involving public toilets.


That's the Bipper, probably.


A name memorably described by Nasty Rob as "the sort of word women use as name for their private parts."

"Rifter" was clearly not tested on viewers in Scotland:

The Scottish National Dictionary wrote:


RIFT, v.1, n.1 Also ruft.

I. v. 1. To belch, to eructate (Sh. 1914 Angus Gl.; Uls. 1931 Northern Whig (2 Dec.) 5). Gen.Sc.; to break wind backwards. Also fig. and in n.Eng. dial. Hence riftin, vbl.n., ppl.adj., belching, esp. in comb. riftin' fou, full to the point of satiety. Gen.Sc.


So I was RONG (slightly) on both counts.

I do now remember Rob's memorable post.
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
"Rifter" was clearly not tested on viewers in Scotland:

The Scottish National Dictionary wrote:


RIFT, v.1, n.1 Also ruft.

I. v. 1. To belch, to eructate (Sh. 1914 Angus Gl.; Uls. 1931 Northern Whig (2 Dec.) 5). Gen.Sc.; to break wind backwards. Also fig. and in n.Eng. dial. Hence riftin, vbl.n., ppl.adj., belching, esp. in comb. riftin' fou, full to the point of satiety. Gen.Sc.


Aye, "rift" is also common currency in "n.Eng", for example "I should never have had those radishes at lunch, they're rifting on me."
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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still, not as bad as what "e-tron" translates into in French.
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