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Giles
DOING IT AGAIN FOR FUN AND PROFIT


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two things occur to me in this thread.

1) Is Bob REALLY trying to blame Brexit for his inability to build a car on time?

2) If Seamaster REALLY wanted to buy a Corolla, he could just go to a dealer and order one rather than wait for it to appear on the Buzby list of free wank.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
620bob wrote:
I'm honestly losing the will to live, Van Zyyl will shut us down at the end of this model by the looks of things. Buy what you want. I know I will when this train de-rails at Brexit junction.


I want a Corolla.

CAN'T HELP ME, CAN YOU?


https://www.newzealandnow.govt.nz/move-to-nz/new-zealand-visa
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old boss is the CEO of Telecom NZ.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like you've got an IN.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, the reason you've already got 'em is because Kiwi Corollas come from JAPLAND where those INDUSTRIOUS LITTLE YELLOW MEN just GET ON WITH IT instead of SHITTING IN GLOVEBOXES, BETRAYING THE NATION and BLAMING EVERY DAMN THING ON BREXIT.
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JLD
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep seeing plenty of them on transporters on the M18. Is spackmental being victimised here.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALWAYS. I love Bob, but he has been on an EIGHT YEAR MISSION to LET ME DOWN BADLY.

In other news, Bob, you may or may not be pleased to hear that a bloke who works for me who sadly has to buy cars with his own money went to his local Bob emporium at the weekend intending to test drive and order a Corolla Excel 2.0 HSD Tourer. But YOU COULDN'T HELP HIM, could you?

He's ordered a RAV4 HSD instead.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To pour more poop on us Teh Frenchies are working to rule at Calais. We ran out of certain parts today. I'm exhausted sorting SNAFU out for the last 3 months. I had to advise production control what to do today as most of them are still in nappies. I also have to present to the board of Directors tomorrow about a fuel hose found disconnected at a dealer. 2 days work for a 5 minute kicking. I know full well some pikey at the dealer has tried to steal petrol but I'm not allowed to say that
Very Happy *
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
I keep seeing plenty of them on transporters on the M18. Is spackmental being victimised here.


I saw one on the road on Saturday.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
To pour more poop on us Teh Frenchies are working to rule at Calais. We ran out of certain parts today. I'm exhausted sorting SNAFU out for the last 3 months. I had to advise production control what to do today as most of them are still in nappies. I also have to present to the board of Directors tomorrow about a fuel hose found disconnected at a dealer. 2 days work for a 5 minute kicking. I know full well some pikey at the dealer has tried to steal petrol but I'm not allowed to say that


Bob, can you place these in order of quality control:

JAPIES BOB
BREXIT BOB
VICHY BOB
ISLAMOFASCIST BOB

I have taken a stab at it.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A great car and no mistake Bob
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even the Turkish Jappies I rescued and escorted to the Geneva Salon was laughing at Burnaston QC on Tuesday.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny what you stumble on:

Richard Porter: "In praise of the Prius, a car that in some ways is the equal of any evo favourite"

TLDR? FREE ENTERPRISE and THE FUTURE for the wyn.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pristro FTW.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Up there with the 911 GT3 RS."

Not my words, Lynn, THE WORDS OF EVO MAGAZINE.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uber?

I mean, bleedin’ Uber??!

FFS, Otter Rolling Eyes
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's no Hilton Holloway.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Uber? I mean, bleedin’ Uber??! FFS, Otter Rolling Eyes


A bit too RAPEY for you, Potter?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Uber?

I mean, bleedin’ Uber??!

FFS, Otter Rolling Eyes


Typical leftie, happy to abandon his opposition to the gig economy and corporate greed if it gets him a CHEAP RIDE.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What price ZERO HOURS CONTRACTS?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uber is old news. Kapten is where it's at now. They pay their taxes. They're in London now and I imagine they'll eventually expand to the shitholes where you lot live.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Kapten is where it's at now


As in ARAF?

I'm not up for being immolated in an old Bentley after a night on the town.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Uber is old news. Kapten is where it's at now. They pay their taxes. They're in London now and I imagine they'll eventually expand to the shitholes where you lot live.


Are they less RAPEY?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice avatar, Sandie!
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw my first “new” Pristro today. In pearl white, which is SO 2011 and doesn’t suit it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What other non colour shades that we seem to specialise in so you want. We do a really nice* cement grey.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
What other non colour shades that we seem to specialise in so you want. We do a really nice* cement grey.


I’ve gone for blue, on the basis that it’s the colour least likely to make me look like I’m picking up A PISSED PORTER.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks better in yellow....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Officially a BTH with the Japies:

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They clearly can't see very well through those slitty eyes.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
They clearly can't see very well through those slitty eyes.


Have you considered submitting a script to Top Gear ?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which segues neatly into our next news story..

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/r3ngyj/japanese-game-show-hand-jobs
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JLD
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems legit. Where do I apply?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spotted yesterday

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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a postage stamp?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
On a postage stamp?

clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a PRIUS thread?
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JLD
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a BOB, they're virtually all the same.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPACKER.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
MarkM wrote:
On a postage stamp?

clickable thumbnail to avoid the DEACONISER.


Imgbb resizes it to appropriate dimensions, you don’t need to select the thumbnail option.
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