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The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:22 am    Post subject: The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE Reply with quote

No CarPlay, Bob?

https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/toyota/corolla/105173/new-toyota-corolla-prototype-review

REALLY?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry no.
Initial project overview specc'd it but what has happened since, I don't know.
Im only a monkey remember
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking useless.

I'm going to order a Golf.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not exactly cheap, either: https://blog.toyota.co.uk/2019-toyota-corolla-uk-grade-structure-and-pricing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob seems fully committed to LETTING HIMSELF DOWN BADLY on a number of fronts this week.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never mind the Car Play. What about THE CLOCK?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No clock either
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anymore fucking complaints?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Anymore fucking complaints?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of DAFT FUCKING CUNT tries to punt an all-new car in 2019 without CarPlay?

It isn't Brexit that is going to do for Bobniston, it's RANK FUCKING STUPIDITY.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
It isn't Brexit that is going to do for Bobniston, it's RANK FUCKING STUPIDITY.


SAME THING
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let it go, son. TIME TO MOVE ON now.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Let it go, son. TIME TO MOVE ON now.


You mean, GLOSS OVER the way DAFT RACISM caused you to BACK THE WRONG HORSE?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I for one am looking forward to the 6 month traffic jam. I've just bought some corned beef and tinned potatoes. I'll be fine.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nowt wrong with corned beef. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ARGENTINIAN.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aren't we going to sign a FREE TRADE DEAL with Argentina?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's from Brazil. The only Brazilian I'm likely to enjoy in the near future
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tight arsed Toyota.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bremner's been trying the Seppo Corolla in a version we won't get, goes as far as damning it with faint praise:

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/toyota/corolla/first-drives/toyota-corolla-20-xse-cvt-2019-review

Autoca* wrote:
You might think all this irrelevant in a Corolla, a car that’s as much about the joy of driving as battling to get your bag into an Airbus overhead locker is about the joy of flight.

But on the wet, switchback twists of the Angeles Crest Highway, this Corolla XSE offered plenty of grip, balance and the kind of supple compliance that encourages you to push hard. And discover steering that actually provides physical messaging. And all in a cabin that you can actually enjoy sitting in.




The colour scheme seems to emphasise the gaping maw, which seems to be sticking out its tongue. It looks as if there should be a 12 litre diesel behind that grille.



Some progress from the dreary grey Japies cabins of the past, but was that steering wheel boss inspired by Edvard Munch's "The Scream"?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CarPlay on the screen there.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, the septics get it.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They get that colour too, we do not.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob — and I take no pleasure in saying this — you FUCKING USELESS VICHY CUNT.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Bob — and I take no pleasure in saying this — you FUCKING USELESS VICHY CUNT.


Maybe you and your DAFT RACIST mates shouldn't have voted to destroy his livelihood.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
They get that colour too, we do not.


Sicken the Scottish Nationaists... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate the things but this looks a decent deal compared to the Bob: https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/volkswagen/golf/105557/new-volkswagen-golf-match-edition-announced

Not as good value as an Ashtray but if you must go VAG Shite...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes but it's a run out special
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob, don't drive me to VAG SHITE.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're welcome to it, gassed monkeys won't be on MY conscience
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That Corolla interior is superb. Even without an 80s digital clock in it.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know what...yes what I hear you cry!
I've just had a recall notice for Mrs Bob's 12 and a half year old Corolla Verso. It's the automotive equivalent of a fossil, and YET we still call it back. Airbag ecu, who else would do this?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And yet YOU CAN'T FIT CARPLAY.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Do you know what...yes what I hear you cry!
I've just had a recall notice for Mrs Bob's 12 and a half year old Corolla Verso. It's the automotive equivalent of a fossil, and YET we still call it back. Airbag ecu, who else would do this?

Caring about what matters
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And yet YOU CAN'T FIT CARPLAY.

We did, just in North America.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proof that life is better OUTSIDE THE EU.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop it Brexit kid
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps if you spent a little less time BETRAYING THE NATION you might figure out what your punters expect in their motors in 2019.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Do you know what...yes what I hear you cry!
I've just had a recall notice for Mrs Bob's 12 and a half year old Corolla Verso. It's the automotive equivalent of a fossil, and YET we still call it back. Airbag ecu, who else would do this?


Subaru.
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