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The return of BOB TO FUCK VW UP THE GASSED MONKEY'S BUNGHOLE
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ashmicro
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
ashmicro wrote:
Stop being an massive poof, and get a Hoo Flung Dung double DIN car radio. Surely, as an employee of Buzby, you know how to wire stuff up?

£50

I actually have one here, and will send one of my minions to the Post Office to send it to you, free gratis and for nothing, after Christmas.

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crApple CarPlay? I spit on your copyright!


Can you fit it with a timer to activate when he turns the ignition?


Very Happy Smile Surprised "Beep beep beeeeep" "BBC Radio 4 it's six o'clock. The news, read by Brian Perkins. Well-known Scotsman Dave 'Jimmy' Seamaster has been blown up in his Japanese car. An spokesman for the Police in Scotchland said something unintelligible. The BBC understands 'Och aye the noo'
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here, Bob, I STILL LOVE YOU and I KEEP TRYING, but you are DETERMINED to let me down, yourself down and THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.

My new car order needs to be in early next month. Fleet telling me you are telling them no orders for Corolla before APRIL?

It's DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Here, Bob, I STILL LOVE YOU and I KEEP TRYING, but you are DETERMINED to let me down, yourself down and THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.

My new car order needs to be in early next month. Fleet telling me you are telling them no orders for Corolla before APRIL?

It's DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN.


I think I speak for the whole of MacDroitwich when I say, NO ONE CARES.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A BITTER MAN.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never heard such MILKY WHINGING and MITHERING over a FREE CAR. And I've been around car journalists.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FAIR COMMENT.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MG3 has CarPlay.

JUST SAYIN’
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never thought I'd live to see the day that the number one choice returned by fleet based on my requirements is a VAG SHITE TRIPPEL.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just do what I've always done 'forget' to order until the car I actually want is available
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And take PUBLIC TRANSPORT EVERYWHERE after they have the Lexus off me?

Howay, Bob. JUST PULL YOUR FINGER OUT and MEET ME HALF WAY here.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blame Brexit Bob.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They can only take the car off you if you give them the keys
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This pair of dim cunts know as liitle about hybrids as the average motoring churnalist, but they seem to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGiBEOqetWo
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am knackered and could do with a lie in. I've been working 6day weeks.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


JUST REJOICE AT THAT NEWS.

I'm coming round to the idea of the tourer, ANY CHANCE?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
This pair of dim cunts know as liitle about hybrids as the average motoring churnalist, but they seem to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGiBEOqetWo


Tell me, what first attracted you to dim cunts wanking on about a car they didn’t pay for?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


JUST REJOICE AT THAT NEWS.

I'm coming round to the idea of the tourer, ANY CHANCE?


At what point did "Tourer" come to mean a wagon, rather than a (usually) four-seat convertible.

I think it may have been the first Opel Omega. Rüsselsheim has previous on this, calling their wagons "Caravans" which they're plainly not.
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


I’m sending a crate of prunes over.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
This pair of dim cunts know as liitle about hybrids as the average motoring churnalist, but they seem to like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGiBEOqetWo


Tell me, what first attracted you to dim cunts wanking on about a car they didn’t pay for?


That it wasn't Itchy and Sniffy?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH TOWERS
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's missed a lot while he's been away, hasn't he?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time for him to go back, I reckon.

PRISON WORKS.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
620bob wrote:
I am working tomorrow to make another 300. SM will have his car.


JUST REJOICE AT THAT NEWS.

I'm coming round to the idea of the tourer, ANY CHANCE?


At what point did "Tourer" come to mean a wagon, rather than a (usually) four-seat convertible.

I think it may have been the first Opel Omega. Rüsselsheim has previous on this, calling their wagons "Caravans" which they're plainly not.


That was originally a side-splitting German joke; it was originally written 'carAvan'.

Ford call theirs 'Turnier', which translates as tournament.

M-Bs were 'Touristik' as they wanted absolutely no association with painters and decorators with a Kadett carAvan.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hatch will be available in the shops before Wagon. Wagon only got signed off for mass production last week. That said they are currently a large chunk of the heijunka.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a SORRY SAGA this has been.

I bet VAG wouldn't have put me through this shit.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here I am, slogging my guts out and all you can do is WHINGE!
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually sounds quite pleasant: https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/toyota/corolla/first-drives/toyota-corolla-20-hybrid-cvt-excel-2019-review
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New BCITRW?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the (sadly FOREN BUILT) Saloon comes on stream it will be.

Shame they're so salty really.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds very positive. The only criticism they could find was the Hybrid isn't quite as sharp as a performance car. Well, quite.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been a bloody struggle this car is light years more advanced than the Auris. It's not so easy to make
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Giles
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're going to need to see a close up on the door welds, Bob.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like an excuse for another Burton based caper.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
Sounds like an excuse for another Burton based caper.

Surely that was the SHITE SPOTTING CAPER?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
It's been a bloody struggle this car is light years more advanced than the Auris. It's not so easy to make


Toyota is getting this the wrong way around. A new car should be easier to make.
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