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Old Knacker drivers are SMASHED and HIGH

 
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:39 pm    Post subject: Old Knacker drivers are SMASHED and HIGH Reply with quote

BATTERED EAR HAIR
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My first thought is that Lady Muffield has been running a large number of insurance quotes through moneysupermarket.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I should think you'd need to be smashed to want to drive one
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would love to drive one, what could be more quintessentially English!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't ask me, I'm a Gin soaked Scotch.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only problem driving a Minor when pissed is the lack of brakes. Slow and close to the kerb often means clipping the kerb. Still, at the least the brakes aren't sharp enough to spill your schooner.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Average wrote:
I would love to drive one, what could be more quintessentially English!


A car designed by a man of Greek and and German parentage, who grew up in Turkey. Its engineering was influenced by an obscure Austrian small car from the 1930s, its styling by a large American Packard. The first engine was largely copied from a Ford design, the second by the Chevrolet 'Stovebolt Six'.

That said, the British nations' strength and character is founded on diversity.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I learned to drive in one.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was a choice of DRIVE IT OR GET IN THE BACK

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Mr Average wrote:
I would love to drive one, what could be more quintessentially English!


A car designed by a man of Greek and and German parentage, who grew up in Turkey. Its engineering was influenced by an obscure Austrian small car from the 1930s, its styling by a large American Packard. The first engine was largely copied from a Ford design, the second by the Chevrolet 'Stovebolt Six'.

That said, the British nations' strength and character is founded on diversity.


Could not of put it better myself Funf.
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