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Ottertronic
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 Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:39 pm Post subject: Old Knacker drivers are SMASHED and HIGH |
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GordonBennett
HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE
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| My first thought is that Lady Muffield has been running a large number of insurance quotes through moneysupermarket. |
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC
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| Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I should think you'd need to be smashed to want to drive one |
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Mr Average
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I would love to drive one, what could be more quintessentially English!
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620bob
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| Don't ask me, I'm a Gin soaked Scotch. |
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Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS
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| The only problem driving a Minor when pissed is the lack of brakes. Slow and close to the kerb often means clipping the kerb. Still, at the least the brakes aren't sharp enough to spill your schooner. |
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5ivegearsinreverse
ROBERT JEKYLL & GORDON HYDE
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Location: A Town Called Bastard
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| Mr Average wrote: | | I would love to drive one, what could be more quintessentially English! |
A car designed by a man of Greek and and German parentage, who grew up in Turkey. Its engineering was influenced by an obscure Austrian small car from the 1930s, its styling by a large American Packard. The first engine was largely copied from a Ford design, the second by the Chevrolet 'Stovebolt Six'.
That said, the British nations' strength and character is founded on diversity. |
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The Rabbi
GERMAN CANDLE
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I learned to drive in one.
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST
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It was a choice of DRIVE IT OR GET IN THE BACK
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Mr Average
BETRAYER OF THE NATION
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| 5ivegearsinreverse wrote: | | Mr Average wrote: | | I would love to drive one, what could be more quintessentially English! |
A car designed by a man of Greek and and German parentage, who grew up in Turkey. Its engineering was influenced by an obscure Austrian small car from the 1930s, its styling by a large American Packard. The first engine was largely copied from a Ford design, the second by the Chevrolet 'Stovebolt Six'.
That said, the British nations' strength and character is founded on diversity. |
Could not of put it better myself Funf.
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