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You Must Be A Cunt To Buy One: THE GERMAN SHABBINESS THREAD
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:38 pm    Post subject: You Must Be A Cunt To Buy One: THE GERMAN SHABBINESS THREAD Reply with quote

Letís get the ball rolling again with this BEAUTY.

https://www.caradvice.com.au/711832/volkswagen-sold-up-to-17000-pre-production-prototypes-to-consumers/

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These vehicles were made for development, testing and other purposes and were not approved for general use, and in some cases should have been scrapped. Instead they were sold to consumers as new or used vehicles depending on their odometer readings.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By their VELCRO shall ye know them...
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GM's done the same during my time there.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or just use them for product placement* in a popular* daytime drama:
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that Swiss Mike on the left?
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chucky
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would need to be a trick lens to fit him in
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what a bitch you are.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is a bit shabby. We cube ours once we are done. The cars themselves while technically not legal should be perfectly safe and would have undergone the same, if not more testing at manufacture. Still, if you are parting with your hard earned you don't expect a pre-prod hack.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's greed for you. They'll be making the case for LEBENSRAUM next.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
It is a bit shabby. We cube ours once we are done. The cars themselves while technically not legal should be perfectly safe and would have undergone the same, if not more testing at manufacture. Still, if you are parting with your hard earned you don't expect a pre-prod hack.


I thought they were used around the factory then given to the firemen to practice on with their big tinsnips.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, that as well, ultimately they are never sold on, we cut the VIN plates out of pre prod cars
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Bob might be confessing to a RINGING OPERATION here...
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a fair cop
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob, Toyota are far more honourable than VAG could ever be.
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Sheefag
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even the fucking Bartons are more honourable than VAG could or will, ever be.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheefag wrote:
Even the fucking Bartons are more honourable than VAG could or will, ever be.


"The Hun is always either at your throat or at your feet."

W.S. Churchill.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You just canít beat this QUALITY GERMAN ENGINEERING can you?

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/dieselgate-vw-admits-28600-uk-complaints-after-software-fix



SHITE.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The vast majority of car owners have no idea. Mrs B years ago thought out Passat TDI slightly sluggish. Mass meter has gone making it borderline undriveable to me. She just clogged it all the time.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VAG made me sign a non-disclosure paper or something in 2016 over this.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
VAG made me sign a non-disclosure paper or something in 2016 over this.


Yet just 3 years later youíve disclosed it.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you'll be OK, there's only about 3 of us on here, and we are mostly sub human
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does that mean we'll soon be GASSED by the Vages?
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marinast
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shame.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/vw-dieselgate-woes-continue-after-german-court-decision
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You couldn't make it up!

"Definitely an unfortunate choice of words"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47566898
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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