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You Must Be A Cunt To Buy One: THE GERMAN SHABBINESS THREAD
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well excuse us for not having DAVID IRVING-level fluent German.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martin won't need anything else in San Carlos de Bariloche.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Shabbiness, Shabbiness, the greatest gift the Krauts posess"

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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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marinast
1.2 C4 PICASSO


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UK Eurovision Song Contest 2019 material that.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheap at half the price:

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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has that actually got tyres AT ALL?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Has that actually got tyres AT ALL?


WDYWFN?

Terrible colour, terrible spec. I'm thinking it was a misorder.
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Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those'll be 10% more expensive when new on 1st November with any luck.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
Has that actually got tyres AT ALL?


WDYWFN?

Terrible colour, terrible spec. I'm thinking it was a misorder.


For independent used resale it’s a great colour, great spec.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
Those'll be 10% more expensive when new on 1st November with any luck.


I'll give you Brexit lot one thing, Sward, there's a certain unabashed PRIDE to your SPITEFUL FUCKWITTERY.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.

Parked in the rear of it most likely
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.

Parked in the rear of it most likely


It's not a horse you know.
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Sandie
FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.


His Twitter bio makes it sound more him than that bleedin' tart's car he actually pilots (into things mostly).
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


Good point.

The fat useless cunt.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it any wonder poor Benny feels obliged to SNUB this SHITHOLE when you CUNTS carry on like this?
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'll be asking Elthick to give you a smack at a funeral again if you keeping going like that Mary.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do hope so.

The fat, loveless, proof of gene-pool chlorination and natural selection.
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose that's one less Christmas card you'll be buying this year.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no, au contrare!
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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620bob
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's rather good
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harald's jacket is on a shaky hook, he could be replaced by Mr. Cheerful...

https://europe.autonews.com/automakers/B**-board-decide-future-ceo-july-meeting-report-says
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that the same as a shoogly peg?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel Harald's pain when it comes to public speaking.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yet more CUNTISH SHABBINESS.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/industry/audi-accused-using-four-defeat-devices-v6-diesel
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They just can't help themselves, just so Shabby, why can no one in the car buying public see through them.
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GordonBennett
HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
They just can't help themselves, just so Shabby, why can no one in the car buying public see through them.


You seem surprised Bob?

Proof, if proof were needed, that the car buying public are thick as pig shit:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-your-money-48776454
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