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You Must Be A Cunt To Buy One: THE GERMAN SHABBINESS THREAD
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well excuse us for not having DAVID IRVING-level fluent German.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martin won't need anything else in San Carlos de Bariloche.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Shabbiness, Shabbiness, the greatest gift the Krauts posess"

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UK Eurovision Song Contest 2019 material that.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheap at half the price:

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has that actually got tyres AT ALL?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Has that actually got tyres AT ALL?


WDYWFN?

Terrible colour, terrible spec. I'm thinking it was a misorder.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those'll be 10% more expensive when new on 1st November with any luck.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
Has that actually got tyres AT ALL?


WDYWFN?

Terrible colour, terrible spec. I'm thinking it was a misorder.


For independent used resale itís a great colour, great spec.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
Those'll be 10% more expensive when new on 1st November with any luck.


I'll give you Brexit lot one thing, Sward, there's a certain unabashed PRIDE to your SPITEFUL FUCKWITTERY.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.

Parked in the rear of it most likely
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.

Parked in the rear of it most likely


It's not a horse you know.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

5ivegearsinreverse wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


I could see Benny in that.


His Twitter bio makes it sound more him than that bleedin' tart's car he actually pilots (into things mostly).
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
We'll let Benny be the judge of that one Mary, thanks all the same.


Good point.

The fat useless cunt.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it any wonder poor Benny feels obliged to SNUB this SHITHOLE when you CUNTS carry on like this?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'll be asking Elthick to give you a smack at a funeral again if you keeping going like that Mary.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do hope so.

The fat, loveless, proof of gene-pool chlorination and natural selection.
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chucky
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose that's one less Christmas card you'll be buying this year.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no, au contrare!
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chucky
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's rather good
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harald's jacket is on a shaky hook, he could be replaced by Mr. Cheerful...

https://europe.autonews.com/automakers/B**-board-decide-future-ceo-july-meeting-report-says
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that the same as a shoogly peg?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel Harald's pain when it comes to public speaking.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yet more CUNTISH SHABBINESS.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/industry/audi-accused-using-four-defeat-devices-v6-diesel
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They just can't help themselves, just so Shabby, why can no one in the car buying public see through them.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
They just can't help themselves, just so Shabby, why can no one in the car buying public see through them.


You seem surprised Bob?

Proof, if proof were needed, that the car buying public are thick as pig shit:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-your-money-48776454
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're shit to drive, not particularly reliable, and the dealerships are all CUNTS.

People never fucking learn.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No cars are reliable. Itís a lottery
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So true.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
No cars are reliable. Itís a lottery


Or, to look at it another way, modern cars are astonishingly reliable considering their complexity and the way in which they're treated by fuckwits, and failure to proceed is a notable rarity rather than the regular occurrence it once was.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TLDR: BUY BOB.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye. Thereís no welding them up every 3 years either.
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Seamaster wrote:
TLDR: BUY BOB.


ďBUYĒ

Lolz
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Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
No cars are reliable. Itís a lottery


Or, to look at it another way, modern cars are astonishingly reliable considering their complexity and the way in which they're treated by fuckwits, and failure to proceed is a notable rarity rather than the regular occurrence it once was.


Yes, when you think about the amount of computer related equipment there is to crash inexplicably combined with the stresses and strains placed on the mechanicals by the average motorist bouncing up and down kerbs and gently Bennying into things itís a wonder how Land Roverís reliability record is the poor exception rather than the norm.
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MarkM wrote:
No cars are reliable. Itís a lottery

To an extent I agree it only takes a flaw in the assembly or the supplied part to torpedo an individual car. I was at Welsh Deeside on Monday. The manufacturing of an engine from base Aluminium to a working engine is phenomenal. Then it gets put in a car with many more parts. My Maestro fell to pieces in less than 8 years with loads of work done, including welding, two wheel bearings, two gearboxes, a clutch, gear linkages, window regulator. 110k = dead. Corolla Verso from 2006, one starter motor under warranty, one fuel tank 50/50, one wheel bearing. 120k, still going strong.
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GordonBennett wrote:
Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
No cars are reliable. Itís a lottery


Or, to look at it another way, modern cars are astonishingly reliable considering their complexity and the way in which they're treated by fuckwits, and failure to proceed is a notable rarity rather than the regular occurrence it once was.


Yes, when you think about the amount of computer related equipment there is to crash inexplicably combined with the stresses and strains placed on the mechanicals by the average motorist bouncing up and down kerbs and gently Bennying into things itís a wonder how Land Roverís reliability record is the poor exception rather than the norm.


I see a lot of 'dealer replaced wiring loom' on Tatuar forums.

All this tech is marvellous, but if your subbie cannot even crimp on a fucking spade connector correctly, there's no hope in Hell. The Japies got wiring looms reliable decades ago.
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