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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:21 am    Post subject: The return of "SOLD!" Reply with quote

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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have they got every member of staff, the valeter and a random old bloke off the street in that picture?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Couple of pairs of SANDIE PANTS there.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Welsh aren't a great looking people.
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DougN
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has scudo_dave chopped his Kia in? I only ask as the sign on that lecturn appears to say 'THE TEAM @ ROUNDABOUT WELCOME MR HUGE BEEZ'.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arf arf! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ULTRABEES????
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marinast
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He only popped out for a pint of milk.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....and some FOOT GLOVES.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Collecting the Gorilla suit from the dry cleaners
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"OCD"

You'd have to be.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has the sales monkey on the right has a stroke?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Has the sales monkey on the right has a stroke?


SPACKER
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear, it would appear I am
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Dazed and confused...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That ZS looks TINY next to him. He must be at least 7'.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a Flea, you thick cunt.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's shite
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
That ZS looks TINY next to him. He must be at least 7'.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's a Flea, you thick cunt.


They ALL LOOK THE SAME.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does he even know he's been sold a car?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
It's a Flea, you thick cunt.


They ALL LOOK THE SAME.


The SOLITARY VICE has left you BLIND.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Impressive Signage on the "Sales" Centre.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
Impressive Signage on the "Sales" Centre.


Its like a spoof garage.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... for a SPOOF BRAND?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hows your MG?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How's your FACE?
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chucky
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the chap on the left in the MG fleece AN ACTUAL GNOME?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently it's RUSSELL GRANT'S son.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Via the TURKEY BASTER
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He suits those trousers better than Pearly.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Sward Wrote: They’ve aged well.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is he, perhaps, a ROTARIAN?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Jees, an Gammon Rotarian!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They really aren't doing the brand any favours
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang on, Red with very, very, very, very small wheels?

It’s the MG ZS PEARLY SE!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
They really aren't doing the brand any favours


A ruddy-faced man in front of a car on castors parked halfway up the kerb on double yellows outside a building festooned with cheap, crappy signs from what appears to be a low budget 1970s TV production? What could be more ON BRAND than that?
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