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Sandie
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:41 pm    Post subject: "HORMONE SUV" Reply with quote

http://www.saicmotor.com/english/latest_news/mg/50950.shtml
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JESUS TITTY CHRIST.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They’re doing it on purpose. Got to be.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody seems to be aware of the GS these days.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shitcanned and replaced by the HS some time this year, no doubt.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MSG wrote:
On August 6, MG HS debuted in “Hormone Factory” in Shanghai in the first “night review” in the world, attracting many young trendsetters, social media influencers and internet celebrities.


And WE weren’t invited?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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MSG wrote:
On August 6, MG HS debuted in “Hormone Factory” in Shanghai in the first “night review” in the world, attracting many young trendsetters, social media influencers and internet celebrities.


And WE weren’t invited?


SPACKER.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quick editing there..
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPACKER.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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a Breaking Distance of 36 Meters


Probably the only words that are not arrant bullshit.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cortisol?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What drugs could the writer be taking?

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Some of the “Hormone Youngsters” going to the “Hormone Factory” were collected on the streets of Shanghai. In the collection of “Hormone Youngsters”, internet celebrities, fitness fanatics or any random passers-by with high hormone level would be “collected.” It’s said that a host of a program was “collected” on site. He was “distained” and sent to “Hormone Factory” as his mouth was “sealed” and hands were “tied”. After the video was released, many fans teased. “Fight back with your mouth!” “Do they kidnap to have you commentate on site?” It turned out that we’re all punsters, which will renew the hormone index of the city.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rumours of a Lance Armstrong special edition.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HORMONAL SUV to arrive LATER THIS YEAR: https://mg.co.uk/mg-hs/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=mg-hs-020919
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...the perfect shadow flowing in light and water and bursts forth the sweaty attractiveness...


That's a MASTHEAD CLASSIC right there.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was one lurking in the background of a sales centre (hut) sold picture yesterday
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pictures from Thailand: http://www.headlightmag.com/photo-thai-spec-all-new-mg-hs/?fbclid=IwAR0UkPdopOcJaH6CLQSGOOsyEWd5w1Mqp9iVJamOx31l6PqPQfXBdTwxa04
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you mean http://www.headlightmag.com/photo-thai-spec-all-new-mg-hs ?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the UK spec HORMONAL SUV:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That interior looks QUYTE GUD. Very SCHPORTY seats.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if we'll get the red ones the Chinese do? Or wheels that don't look like they belong on a suitcase?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
I wonder if we'll get the red ones the Chinese do? Or wheels that don't look like they belong on a suitcase?


The red interior is certainly SCHNAZZY.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yet still black seatbelts. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yet still black seatbelts. Rolling Eyes


Is that a problem? The black still matches the black part of the seat, whereas red would inevitably be a tone off from the leather and look a bit eighties naff.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even Scania* trucks offer them these days. So yes, yes it its a problem.



*I think it was a Scania, they all look the same.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
I wonder if we'll get the red ones the Chinese do? Or wheels that don't look like they belong on a suitcase?


Suitcase wheels for the Macdroitwich Manifesto wyn.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



I HATE anti clockwise rev counters.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who even needs a rev counter?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone driving a manual?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just CAVEMEN.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Curiously I have an rev counter in the minicab, it is slightly pointless to be fair.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A job to the AC Cobra that reverse wound tacho.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

According to MG, prices for the HS start at £17,995, tops out at £22,995.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Anyone driving a manual?


Why is that then?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If anything the lack of rev counter (and indeed rev limiter) made the Romania Rally 216SLiGTi faster as we (well, Dave) ascended the Transfãgārãšan at 9,500 rpm.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
austin-towers wrote:
Anyone driving a manual?


Why is that then?


So you can work out your speed if the speedo is disconnected Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prices and specs announced, starts at £17,995 and goes up to £24,495 and YES, you can have the red seats: https://mg.co.uk/media-centre/press-releases/all-new-mg-hs-the-quality-suv-for-quality-family-moments/

Specs are actually decent, though it's a bit slower and thirstier than the GS weirdly: https://mg.co.uk/mg-hs/specifications/ only five colours too (black, blue, red and two shades of white)

Unusually nice review from What Car: https://www.whatcar.com/mg-motor-uk/hs/hatchback/review/n20298

Slightly less nice review from Auto Car: https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/mg-motor/hs/first-drives/mg-hs-15-t-gdi-exclusive-2019-uk-review

Similar review from Auto Distress: https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/mg/hs/108131/new-mg-hs-2019-review

Take home points are that it has a surprisingly nice interior, undercuts the competition (even a Korando is £2K more across the range FFS) but is slightly uninspired to drive. It would not be without merit, until you think about customer service and long term reliability on previous models.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
austin-towers wrote:
Anyone driving a manual?


Why is that then?


So you can work out your speed if the speedo is disconnected Laughing


Are you running a PCP car limited to 6,000 miles pa then Towerz?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
If anything the lack of rev counter (and indeed rev limiter) made the Romania Rally 216SLiGTi faster as we (well, Dave) ascended the Transfãgārãšan at 9,500 rpm.


Off topic but is the video of the Montego still on youtube?
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