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CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR
Corolla saloon
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Prius
4%
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Sward's a useless shitpiece
66%
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:19 pm    Post subject: CHOOSE MY NEXT CAR* Reply with quote

In A DEVIATION FROM DEMOCRACY TO SAVE A BUNCH OF FUCKWITS FROM THEMSELVES your answer(s) will almost certainly be disregarded, but HAVE AT IT:

1. Petrol <100g CO2
2. C-segment
3. Automatic
4. Adaptive cruise
5. Heated seats
6. CarPlay
7. Spare wheel (space saver acceptable, but no SHAVING FOAM)
8. Not an SUV
9. Not French, not Italian and definitely not a fucking Vauxhall
10. NOT SHITE


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prius.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DE TOMASO PANTERA
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hyundai Ioniq or Skoda Octavia.

I'd also say Kia Niro but SUVs are OOT so...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Checker Marathon
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

11. SAUS
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've entered your requirements into a SUPERCOMPUTER and it has produced the following results:







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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MERCEDES UNIMOG
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything but bleedin' VAG. Even an A-Class is preferable.

Serious suggestion if Bob cannot deliver is a Civic. Presumably they have a handle on CO2 emissions and offer Car Play?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mustang EcoBoost
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The new* Civic looks have grown on me considerably.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
An A-Class is preferable.


Lord Sward wrote:
The new* Civic looks have grown on me considerably.


CRACK KILLS.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FSO POLONEZ
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

B** 2-series Active Tourer
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
The new* Civic looks have grown on me considerably.


Aye, and it does meet all of Glenda's arbritary requirements. They even do a Saloon version.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about Mazda 3?

And why has nobody suggested the Mitsubishi Mirage yet? Sward swears by them.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
What about Mazda 3?


Petrol auto is 129g/km CO2. RUINOUS.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mitsubishi Mirage CVT.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mitsubishi Mirage Is the Worst New Car You Can Buy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats the old model.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Refer to requirement 10 above.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about ‘whatever your boss tells you that you can borrow’.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
The Mitsubishi Mirage Is the Worst New Car You Can Buy


Fuck me, it's KERMIT.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
What about ‘whatever your boss tells you that you can borrow’.


How's your ancient, badly crash-repaired, backwards Metro?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
What about ‘whatever your boss tells you that you can borrow’.


If his boss told him what to borrow it would save us all of this.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, if he'd just join his colleagues in choosing a great british Ashtray, then both Cheshire and Swiss would be happy.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MORRIS 1000
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
Of course, if he'd just join his colleagues in choosing a great british Ashtray, then both Cheshire and Swiss would be happy.


9 and 10 apply.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A WEE LEXUS
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derek wrote:
A WEE LEXUS


I tell you what, if they weren't being discontinued I'd have another CT. But NO CARPLAY.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SAO PENZA.

OR FORD MONDEO.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LingLong Goodboy Massive Happiness.
Comes with CarPray and human skin seating.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given Bob isnt assembling a Corolla saloon it is possible it'll have carplay.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think only US-market Bob gets CarPlay. Weirdest one is the Toyobaru. The BRZ gets it, the GT86 seemingly not...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DAEWOO ESPERO
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hyundai Lantra.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
DAEWOO ESPERO


Glenda could be this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP8cxOuFKrc

Esssssssssssssssssssssspero!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dahaitsiu Applause
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
Ottertronic wrote:
DAEWOO ESPERO


Glenda could be this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP8cxOuFKrc

Esssssssssssssssssssssspero!


Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peruoda Nippa.
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