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Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:07 pm    Post subject: Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end. Reply with quote

I've just, quite by surprise, won an ebay auction for a car.

I haven't been to see it yet.

Wish me luck!
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dread to think what you have bought.

Hopefully this one won't be clocked or, worse, have the Wedgeley seal of approval.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dread to think what cars he's bought thats worse than an 800?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Subaru Forester.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
I dread to think what cars he's bought thats worse than an 800?


Unless it's... another 800?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derek wrote:
Barry wrote:
I dread to think what cars he's bought thats worse than an 800?


Unless it's... another 800?

He's hardly that useless
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard its a MG6
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear Lord
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Giles
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's petrol. Has four wheels. Has British content, but isn't a British car.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kia Magentis?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please say it's a P76
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
It's petrol. Has four wheels. Has British content, but isn't a British car.


FSO POLONEZ CARO 1.4
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gah. Of course.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daihatsu Sportrack?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CITYROVER SOLO?
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marinast
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reliant Kitten.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BINI
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If its some NAZI SHITE, I'm coming over to BURN IT.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proton Elan?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tata safari?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ISUZU PIAZZA WITH HANDLING BY LOTUS
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS? http://car-from-uk.com/sale.php?id=585444
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Giles
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm collecting on Friday. I've booked a one way ticket on Pearly's heritage railway, so I hope it's roadworthy.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
I'm collecting on Friday. I've booked a one way ticket on Pearly's heritage railway, so I hope it's roadworthy.


I suppose you want us to guess what kind of train you're going on now as well, do you?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Giles wrote:
I'm collecting on Friday. I've booked a one way ticket on Pearly's heritage railway, so I hope it's roadworthy.


I suppose you want us to guess what kind of train you're going on now as well, do you?

PEARLY THE WANK ENGINE
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles, stop throwing corn down and tell us what this you've bought, we are not your chickens.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Giles wrote:
I'm collecting on Friday. I've booked a one way ticket on Pearly's heritage railway, so I hope it's roadworthy.


I suppose you want us to guess what kind of train you're going on now as well, do you?


You're doing it again Giles. A return ticket is nearly always a nominal £1 or whatever over the one way. As "oh dear, it's a crock" insurance goes, this represents superb value.
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Sheefag
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Primera GT or death. My people will help.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
You're doing it again Giles. A return ticket is nearly always a nominal £1 or whatever over the one way. As "oh dear, it's a crock" insurance goes, this represents superb value.


HE'S AGAINED HIMSELF! AGAIN!
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it? The ones I've seen are a lot more than just a quid extra for the return trip. Quite often double the amount, if not more, depending on time of travel.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE MODERATOR OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND?
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fordson Major?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
THE MODERATOR OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND?


Even she doesn't get free rail travel, although she's entitled to free bus travel as far as Carlisle and Berwick upon Tweed.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim's RITE in my experience.

In other news, I've entered Giles CARROT DANGLING into a supercomputer and it has produced the following answers, one of which is sure to be correct:





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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A six wheeled Montego Estate, AR missed a trick there.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
.. depending on time travel.


Is it AN FUCKING TARDIS?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TALBOT TAGORA.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marinast wrote:
A six wheeled Montego Estate, AR missed a trick there.


It’s a bleedin’ SAAB.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sangyong Rhodius?
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Nissan S cargo?
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