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Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't.

Next question.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It might already be too late.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What turd have you shat out this time?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Any advise


SWIVEL EYED, SIX FINGERED SPACKER.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What will be wrong with this one?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


Something to do with cabbages.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


I'll find out when it's delivered on thursday.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


Something to do with cabbages.

I bet it's got a load of RUDDY CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS in the spare wheel well, that's it's impossible to drive and requires the driver to constantly TAKE BACK CONTROL AND that some bloke down the road reckons the old owner will be entitled to use it when ever they want to IN THE FUTURE. Also for some reason it's ECU is controlled by Russian Trolls.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


I'll find out when it's delivered on thursday.


Delivered?!? Is it new?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps it's being delivered in a DUMP TRUCK.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derek wrote:
Perhaps it's being delivered in a DUMP TRUCK.

Perhaps Benny will shed a load in Giles toilet
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Giles
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Giles wrote:
Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


I'll find out when it's delivered on thursday.


Delivered?!? Is it new?


Nope. I've learned an important lesson from my last experience, so this time I'm getting the seller to bring the scrap to me.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've bought something without even seeing it…?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
You've bought something without even seeing it…?

AGAIN
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marinast
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exclusive footage of the new car being loaded safely for delivery to the Farmer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmZG5Mr-Aw
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
You've bought something without even seeing it…?


He never learns, does he?
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Giles
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cancel your celebrations, this isn't happening after all - the fucker has sold it to someone else.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Cancel your celebrations, this isn't happening after all - the fucker has sold it to someone else.

LUCKY YOU
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Giles
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GTF! I'm genuinely disappointed.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What DISINTEGRATING TURD did you miss out on?
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620bob
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not having much luck
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Giles
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another XC90 in full drug dealer spec. Black with black wheels, blacked out windows, black interior and a spackerplate.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles, you're wasting your time buying that shite.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Friends of mine have one, they like driving it and it’s the sort of car that is only outed if it’s FUCKED.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheap old "prestige" stuff seems to be a thing of the past.

10 years ago I bought a cheap V8 B** for £3,000. Now, in 2019, Swarding similar vehicles I find that the same W-reg barge is still £3,000. Meanwhile what would be the equivalent (ie ten years younger car) is more like double that. Far too dear to dispose of via BCA Blackbushe when it inevitably goes wrong.

In other words, the only cheap smokers about at the moment should've probably been scrapped some while back.
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