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Giles' car buying saga - The poor decisions never end.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If DANA can be president, you can, Barry son!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
If DANA can be president, you can, Barry son!

STRONGER LEADERSHIP
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MONG AND STABLE
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TOAST ON BEANS means TOAST ON BEANS.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ruined.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll sort it out. I've been given bigger problems to solve.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should just back Britain and buy an Ashtray. Job done.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
He should just back Britain and buy an Ashtray. Job done.

There marketed as German over here. They're shite either way
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, fucking DISMAL.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just wait until they’re a rebadged Peugeot, then it will be REALLY shite.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theres nowt wrong with the current Ashtray.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. It's an Ashtray
2. See above
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sward has gone FULL SWISS.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My verdict is based on experience and NOT ligging.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of all the fucking SHITTERS to DIE IN A DITCH OVER, the fucking Ashtray?

I'll never forget that transmission: BBBRRR [PAUSE] KERTHUNK [PAUSE] BBBRRRRRRR [PAUSE] KERTHUNK [PAUSE] BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRR [PAUSE] KERTHUNK [PAUSE], etc.

An automatic that felt and sounded like A BAD MANUAL DRIVEN BY A WORSE LEARNER.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back on topic the XC90 has been re-listed by the seller.


www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-VOLVO-XC90-3-2-240HP-I6-SE-LUX-6-STAMPS-LOVELY-LOOKING-REAR-SCREENS-RARE/273664055942

Shabby.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see none of the made up faults you mention Giles, and if you can't trust an eBay seller then who can you trust.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles, was the last owner an IRISH "TRAVELLER", by any chance?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Giles, was the last owner an IRISH "TRAVELLER", by any chance?

They only drive white Range Rovers and Land Rovers these days.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
Giles, was the last owner an IRISH "TRAVELLER", by any chance?


They only drive white Range Rovers and Land Rovers these days.


Are they CRACKERS?
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Back on topic the XC90 has been re-listed by the seller.


www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-VOLVO-XC90-3-2-240HP-I6-SE-LUX-6-STAMPS-LOVELY-LOOKING-REAR-SCREENS-RARE/273664055942

Shabby.


The advert states that effectively they reserve the right for all vehicles that they sell to be utterly knackered.

Meanwhile their Google reviews imply more shill bidding going on than an Alex Wedge sale.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh christ, it's THOSE PEOPLE.
They sell the shite that dealers have been told not to push through the auction house yet again without a buyer.
ANYTHING they have is utterly fucked.
OH GILES....
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never had Giles down as a gullible cunt?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here Giles, they've got a Cayanne for sale..
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/04-PORSCHE-CAYENNE-3-2L-V6-TIPTRONIC-ONLY-66K-MILES-FROM-NEW-NICE-SPEC/273663098095
WCPGW?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
Oh christ, it's THOSE PEOPLE.
They sell the shite that dealers have been told not to push through the auction house yet again without a buyer.
ANYTHING they have is utterly fucked.
OH GILES....


Aye, most of the cars are photoed when they're still in the local BCA's lot!
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Giles
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
Here Giles, they've got a Cayanne for sale..
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/04-PORSCHE-CAYENNE-3-2L-V6-TIPTRONIC-ONLY-66K-MILES-FROM-NEW-NICE-SPEC/273663098095
WCPGW?



I saw that! They also had an X5 that was running on 4.5 cylinders and smoking.

I was quite tempted by the DB9, though.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WCPGW?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-4-4-V8-VOGUE-LPG-SPARES-REPAIRS-GEARBOX-FAULT-/283347966897?nav=SEARCH
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chucky
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be quite tempted by that.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any advise for buying a car from Sussex?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't.

Next question.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It might already be too late.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What turd have you shat out this time?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Any advise


SWIVEL EYED, SIX FINGERED SPACKER.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What will be wrong with this one?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


Something to do with cabbages.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


I'll find out when it's delivered on thursday.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


Something to do with cabbages.

I bet it's got a load of RUDDY CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS in the spare wheel well, that's it's impossible to drive and requires the driver to constantly TAKE BACK CONTROL AND that some bloke down the road reckons the old owner will be entitled to use it when ever they want to IN THE FUTURE. Also for some reason it's ECU is controlled by Russian Trolls.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Sandie wrote:
What will be wrong with this one?


I'll find out when it's delivered on thursday.


Delivered?!? Is it new?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps it's being delivered in a DUMP TRUCK.
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