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austin-towers
PLASTIC WELSH SPASTIC


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:22 pm    Post subject: A NEW LOW Reply with quote

I have just about GIVEN UP with my search for some CLASS. I have been left with no choice but to buy something even more EMBARRASSING.

Watch this space.


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Spastic
DRIBBLING FUCKING IMBECILE


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nissan LEAF?
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tatuar shite?
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Spastic
DRIBBLING FUCKING IMBECILE


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Yaris?
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MarkM
SPLUTTERING HUTCUNT


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you gone and done it then?
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Barry
THE IRISH SPACKSTOP


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alfa 159?
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Ottertronic
WORSE THAN HITLER


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FSO POLONEZ?
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proton GEN-2?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A different sort of FSO POLONEZ?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD ROVER, A BADLY RESPRAYED BACKWARDS METRO or a SHIT FIAT DIESEL?
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Nick Besonderes
Modern Gentleman


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trumpchi?
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LAND ROVER STROKE VICTIM?
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lada Riva?
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it a car you struggle to place at first because the view of it is obscured by a wheelie bin but when you get closer you realise it's an FSO POLONEZ?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd suggest a new Corolla hatch or estate, but let's not drift into simply making IMPOSSIBLE SUGGESTIONS.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

R53?
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Ford StreetKa Convertible. IT SCREAMS TOWERZ.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope it’s a metallic purple X90 or a 100NX
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or a PURPLE HELMET PT Cruiser Convertible
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Barry
THE IRISH SPACKSTOP


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It'll be a pink Micra convertible
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The Rabbi
GERMAN CANDLE


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

G4S lorry. Again...
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CUNTS.
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Sheefag
MACDROITWICH SPECIAL FORCES


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/57-Ford-Transit-2-2TDCi-Duratorq-130ps-SWB-L-R-EX-POLICE-PRISON-CELL-VAN-4-SEATS/163666066686?hash=item261b41fcfe:g:RuMAAOSwPvVcrcgO
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
I'd suggest a new Corolla hatch or estate, but let's not drift into simply making IMPOSSIBLE SUGGESTIONS.


...hang on just pulling this large knife OUT OF MY BACK!
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Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toyota Paseo. In turquoise.
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Spastic
DRIBBLING FUCKING IMBECILE


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Subaru Justy.
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE MODERATOR OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND.
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austin-towers
PLASTIC WELSH SPASTIC


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've made AN PURCHASE. Picking it up on Wednesday.
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm told Towerz is like a GIDDY SPINNING TOP and hasn't been this excited since the day he got his parole confirmed.
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sao Penza?
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5ivegearsinreverse
ROBERT JEKYLL & GORDON HYDE


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daihatsu Trevis?
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isuzu Piazza turbo?
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corolla Saloon HSD?
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620bob
HORMONAL REMAINIAC


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too rare
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Barry
THE IRISH SPACKSTOP


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Too rare

THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM HERE. Say what you want about the Turks, but they know how to build a Corolla.
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
620bob wrote:
Too rare


THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM HERE. Say what you want about the Turks, but they know how to build a Corolla.


I won't have a word said against them.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
620bob wrote:
Too rare

THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM HERE. Say what you want about the Turks, but they know how to build a Corolla.


Et Tu, Barrance?
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Lord Sward
SWARDUS ET PKLESS


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
I've made AN PURCHASE. Picking it up on Wednesday.


Just in time for Droity's funeral on Friday then?
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Shergar
BILLERICAY THICKIE


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He’s not bought a fucking hearse now has he.
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marinast
1.2 C4 PICASSO


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought? Who said he’s bought it?
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5ivegearsinreverse
ROBERT JEKYLL & GORDON HYDE


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The clue is in the word 'purchase', although it's easily confused with 'purloin'.
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