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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isuzu Piazza turbo?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corolla Saloon HSD?
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too rare
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Too rare

THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM HERE. Say what you want about the Turks, but they know how to build a Corolla.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
620bob wrote:
Too rare


THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM HERE. Say what you want about the Turks, but they know how to build a Corolla.


I won't have a word said against them.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
620bob wrote:
Too rare

THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM HERE. Say what you want about the Turks, but they know how to build a Corolla.


Et Tu, Barrance?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
I've made AN PURCHASE. Picking it up on Wednesday.


Just in time for Droity's funeral on Friday then?
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He’s not bought a fucking hearse now has he.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought? Who said he’s bought it?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The clue is in the word 'purchase', although it's easily confused with 'purloin'.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perouda Nippa?
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

K reg Vauxhall Nova spin 4dr saloon?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
austin-towers wrote:
I've made AN PURCHASE. Picking it up on Wednesday.


Just in time for Droity's funeral on Friday then?


Unfortunately very unlikely. I'm working the whole bank holiday weekend, already too many people are off. I've tried to get one of the other shift leaders to cover, but no joy.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robbing in shifts?

Time to get TOUGH ON CRIME, TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those cash dispensers don't pull themselves out of the wall you know
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Perouda Nippa?


I used to sell them new.
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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
620bob wrote:
Perouda Nippa?


I used to sell them new.


That's almost a crime against Humanity!
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2019 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
Toyota Will cypha from that garage in Prestatyn that specialises in them?


Prestatyn? ISAMTON.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cancelled the Wednesday purchase due to NO FUCKING LOG BOOK.

HOWEVER, I have today made ANOTHER PURCHASE.
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chucky
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it a Daihatsu Hijet?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chrysler Voyager?
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daewoo Nexia?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1994 Toyota Camry estate with the twin rear wipers
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SAO Penza or death.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Vauxhall Zafira, pre-combustion?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toyota Starlet?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mazda 323F?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it the ill conceived and poorly marketed Triumph Bastard?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fiat X1/9 Gran Finale
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PEUGEOT 205 ROLAND GARROS CABRIOLET?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Volvo 480 Celebration
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it a KIA VAJAZZLE?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Picking it up after work tomorrow. Preparing myself for HAT.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not hate, Towerz. Just WEARY DISAPPOINTMENT.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

B** cunté
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vauxhall Cavalier Antibes
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck me, he couldn't stoop THAT low.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renault 19 Biarritz?
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peugeot 106 ZEST
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He’s acquired Benny’s BINI?
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