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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand the fuss with that monogram paint. It looks SHITE.
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dakar yellow FTW!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sandie
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deride me but Breadvan FTW.
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck Glenda’s Pristro:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm averaging 88mpg in my new Pristro. LITERALLY DOUBLE.

HAPPY WITH THAT.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How on earth do you wring 88 out of it. I'm averaging 58!
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pffft. By sticking a “Property of Coop dairies, please pass” sticker on it.

Anyway today I have been having a day of HELMSMANSHIP.

At Stuttgart’s expense (in Silverstone) earlier instead of usefully spending the morning learning the foibles of car on our drive, the dangle of 992 keys made me buckle. Luckily the wife spent the morning learning how to ring the neck of her Cayman, (most usefully a wiggle on the steering wheel once you feel the dreaded stop start quiver before shut down, kills the stop start - I wonder if this works on all e-pas vehicles?).

Incredibly* the neu 991 goes like stink and grips like Funf to a Buckie. One thing the instructor couldn’t repeat enough was the ability to stop in it’s own car length at 30, or half the time it took to reach any set speed. Launch control, up to 85, brakes hard on, stationary again =10 seconds. As part of the session I asked to gout on the B roads by Silverstone to actually see how it coped when not on a track specifically designed to flatter it. Better than the Cayman, but not massively so, for day to day motoring, the rear width of the bloody thing would piss you off too. So I’m glad I saved 30k there. The gearstick toggle thing feels cheap too. However the bucket list of thrashing no holds barred a brand spanking new 911 has been ticked off happily.

Footnote: With nearly 5k on the odometer, this will genuinely be an approved used Porsche in a months time 😉
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAT?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
WHAT?

He said the 911 is no Pious.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
WHAT?


It's the Gicht bit I don't understand.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has Swiss hacked Pearlies account?
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GordonBennett
HARRY POTTER AND THE BAVARIAN SHITE


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
Has Swiss hacked Pearlies account?


8/10
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's no Araf. He would have BAYNED the 911.
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It shows how good ESP has become that i couldn't bennie a widowmaker in 3 hours of spirited driving.
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