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The RETURN OF THE RETURN* of the RETARD number plate thread.
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:22 pm    Post subject: The RETURN OF THE RETURN* of the RETARD number plate thread. Reply with quote


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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's not how to spell CUNT.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's close
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this was TT IOM XX.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obtuse, but I see what you did there
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing a BIRCHING wouldn't sort out.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Giles
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FIGHTHER!!!
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Shergar
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Shergar
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NICE
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SUPERCINQ FTW.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Killing lower ball joints on a yearly basis aside, they were great cars.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Sandero is the modern 5
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would not be surprised if there are Renault designed parts from the Supercinq era in the Sandero.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would suite equine interfering Marine Engineer

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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
Good work!
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MarkM
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Derek
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised that the bureaucrats let them away with that one.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A while ago S1HTE was running about on a Crossfire in Retardnumberplateshire's City of the Intellect.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:

Now that I LIKE!
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Spastic
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empsburna
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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marinast
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:


Yes, don’t forget the FUCKOFF MASSIVE coal fired power station powering that thing produces ZERO EMISSIONS...
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coal NOT Dole.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

empsburna wrote:


I believe this one is little chickens, formerly of this parish.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here, have you seen all the software issues affecting the face lifted Fleas? What a palaver.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No. But I have seen a carrot getting dangled.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw that GS thing today in Birmingham.
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empsburna
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
I saw that GS thing today in Birmingham.


I hope your day got better.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could it make things better if I post a picture of a turd on top of an Ital?
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
I saw that GS thing today in Birmingham.


I saw THREE today in Vicflangistan.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got a bigger picture?
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Derek
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big fan of Denzel there.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My boss is called Heinz. He’ll appreciate this.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does he manager 57 varieties of spastic?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZING!
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