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Giz
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://i68.tinypic.com/2161jm.jpg
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Seamaster
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got any bigger pics?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's time you upgraded your SPACKBOOK.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spotted on the road today; 801LER on a Ford Ranger.
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marinast
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that really is N100LAH du jour.
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not retard, unless it's a comment on the job Daimler made of the W202.

https://i.imgur.com/J49e8Ex.jpg
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha!
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.imgur.com/gVkbpwB.jpg
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tow-bar on a Corsa D... LOLZ
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I the only one who likes the W202?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Tow-bar on a Corsa D... LOLZ


I can beat that:

https://i.imgur.com/03yIkc5.jpg

'HOT' is the registration for the rural area of Hohenstein-Ernstthal, and seems to be favoured by the local hoons. There was a nasty slammed Passat wagon running around with the "HOT VR 6" registration.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

C-HR for some wyn.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Same colour scheme as mine*
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I quite enjoy “Metal Stream”, but I’m not a fan of those fussy alloys. The Chief Engineer reckons the hybrid C-HR should be on the smaller, simpler ones.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't C-NT 184 a grunge band?
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
I quite enjoy “Metal Stream”, but I’m not a fan of those fussy alloys. The Chief Engineer reckons the hybrid C-HR should be on the smaller, simpler ones.


I quite like them and the ride isn't to bumpy
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
I quite enjoy “Metal Stream”, but I’m not a fan of those fussy alloys. The Chief Engineer reckons the hybrid C-HR should be on the smaller, simpler ones.


I quite like them and the ride isn't to bumpy


15" wheelz with trimz for the 75g magic carpet double WYN.

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Spastic
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck me, that’s ugly.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John 8:7
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JLD
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He’s right though, it is fugly.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
John 8:7


"...He straightened up..." Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
He’s right though, it is fugly.


How's the PANEL MATCH on your ANCIENT BADLY CRASH REPAIRED BACKWARDS METRO?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus christ. You haven't ordered one of those have you?
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How's your BLOATED COMEDY FAT MARGARET FAUX "MINI"?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have, haven't you? Good lord it's HIDEOUS.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A car designed by engineers, where everything about the form serves the function.

As opposed to a car DESIGNED BY FAIRGROUND CARICATURISTS, for the amusement of PODGY AGEING "HAIR STYLISTS".
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a car designed for BLIND TIGHT FISTED SPACKERS.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
It's a car designed for BLIND TIGHT FISTED SPACKERS.


Uber drivers speak very highly of you !
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the reasons I didn't order it in black, white or silver is because living so close to Central Station I was afeared of people jumping into my back seat and expecting a run to the airport.
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

austin-towers wrote:
Jesus christ. You haven't ordered one of those have you?


Looks like he won't be kissing a girl for the first time any day soon.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loads of Uber drivers are constantly kissing girls. GANGS of them, in fact.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Loads of Uber drivers are constantly kissing girls. GANGS of them, in fact.


HYECSASTTG?
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5ivegearsinreverse
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick Besonderes wrote:
Wasn't C-NT 184 a grunge band?


Saw them at Hameln Pflasterfest a couple of years ago, playing support for The Last of James Last.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Giles
DOING IT AGAIN FOR FUN AND PROFIT


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
A car designed by engineers, where everything about the form serves the function.


I think you are referring to the original Range-Rover.

The Prius was designed to pander to the self-flagellating, hemp shirt wearing, liquidised grass drinking eco nutter brigade.

Toyota's engineers managed to get the HSD system to work in normal looking cars some time ago so you no longer have to drive around in something that looks like its mother drank a vodka-thalidomide-mercury cocktail trying to abort it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:


Toyota's engineers managed to get the HSD system to work in normal looking cars some time ago so you no longer have to drive around in something that looks like its mother drank a vodka-thalidomide-mercury cocktail trying to abort it.


Like the British built Corolla. Why does he hat Bob, and hat Britain?
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it not the case that the Prius’ undying shape has remained broadly unchanged since the original model on the basis of its aerodynamics?

I.e. you can fit the hybrid running gear to other models but they’ll not match the Prius for the best compromise of space vs minimal drag etc?
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Toyota's engineers managed to get the HSD system to work in normal looking cars some time ago so you no longer have to drive around in something that looks like its mother drank a vodka-thalidomide-mercury cocktail trying to abort it.


You do if you want 94 mpg.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Is it not the case that the Prius’ undying shape has remained broadly unchanged since the original model on the basis of its aerodynamics?

I.e. you can fit the hybrid running gear to other models but they’ll not match the Prius for the best compromise of space vs minimal drag etc?


Doesn’t excuse the styling.
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