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Barry
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:02 pm    Post subject: Top Gear favourite segments Reply with quote

I just happened to turn Dave on (No not that lunatic) and caught the end of Top Gear s13 ep 7 with the Aston Martin Vantage.

I think it still has to be my favourite segment. Lovely back drop, enough said but not too much, nice music, beautiful shots of the car and left with some thinking to do.

Otter, was there a story going on behind how that segment came about or why was it so deep and different to everything before and after. It's got some lovely cinematography in it.

The scene for anyone who forgets

https://youtu.be/rgZlpRdQlRI
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone wants some tickets for GT.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Someone wants some tickets for GT.


Someone's jealous I work* from home and not a damp hut.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Top Gear favourite segments Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
I just happened to turn Dave on (No not that lunatic) and caught the end of Top Gear s13 ep 7 with the Aston Martin Vantage. I think it still has to be my favourite segment. Lovely back drop, enough said but not too much, nice music, beautiful shots of the car and left with some thinking to do. Otter, was there a story going on behind how that segment came about or why was it so deep and different to everything before and after. It's got some lovely cinematography in it.


Does it feature any CASUAL RACISM?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Top Gear favourite segments Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Barry wrote:
I just happened to turn Dave on (No not that lunatic) and caught the end of Top Gear s13 ep 7 with the Aston Martin Vantage. I think it still has to be my favourite segment. Lovely back drop, enough said but not too much, nice music, beautiful shots of the car and left with some thinking to do. Otter, was there a story going on behind how that segment came about or why was it so deep and different to everything before and after. It's got some lovely cinematography in it.


Does it feature any CASUAL RACISM?

NO.

Hence why I said it was DIFFERENT to everything else
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was almost like it was meant to be the last segment ever in a last series.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop fucking GUSHING
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Someone wants some tickets for GT.


Someone's jealous I work* from home and not a damp hut.


How many jobs is it in as many years now? Fucking One-term-Sullivan.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ONCE A POTATO DIGGER, ALWAYS A POTATO DIGGER.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Someone wants some tickets for GT.


Someone's jealous I work* from home and not a damp hut.


How many jobs is it in as many years now? Fucking One-term-Sullivan.

I'm in the same job for 2 years you MONG, and even at that I'm seconded from my normal job I've had since 2012.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
ONCE A POTATO DIGGER, ALWAYS A POTATO DIGGER.

They say the same thing about Thai FIDDLERS
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Someone wants some tickets for GT.


Someone's jealous I work* from home and not a damp hut.


How many jobs is it in as many years now? Fucking One-term-Sullivan.

I'm in the same job for 2 years you MONG, and even at that I'm seconded from my normal job I've had since 2012.


Well every other fucking week you seem to suggest you’re attending an interview.

Or are they UNDER CAUTION?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Someone wants some tickets for GT.


Someone's jealous I work* from home and not a damp hut.


How many jobs is it in as many years now? Fucking One-term-Sullivan.

I'm in the same job for 2 years you MONG, and even at that I'm seconded from my normal job I've had since 2012.


Well every other fucking week you seem to suggest you’re attending an interview.

Or are they UNDER CAUTION?

I'm doing interviews alright, I've a new position starting next year which my current employer is happy to provide time for. I'm tutoring trainee teachers in university on Business Studies Pedagogy.

I've done a few principal interviews but so far haven't been successful.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Imagine.

What's JOHN LENNON got to do with it
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can do better than that.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, that kind of answer won't impress SUPERINTENDENT O'CHALMERS in an interview.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mm, steamed hams!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was in the studio for that episode. I think that segment was award winning for somebody. I think? If only we knew somebody who was there? My dog was there too.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sort of a poor man’s NUREMBERG RALLY?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sort of a poor man’s NUREMBERG RALLY?


Aye, but with neither the slickness nor the substance.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did enjoy the use of An Ending (Ascent) in that piece.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the one where Tony Mason got hit in the face with a snowball.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aye, that kind of answer won't impress SUPERINTENDENT O'CHALMERS in an interview.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Top Gear favourite segments Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
I just happened to turn Dave on (No not that lunatic) and caught the end of Top Gear s13 ep 7 with the Aston Martin Vantage.

I think it still has to be my favourite segment. Lovely back drop, enough said but not too much, nice music, beautiful shots of the car and left with some thinking to do.

Otter, was there a story going on behind how that segment came about or why was it so deep and different to everything before and after. It's got some lovely cinematography in it.

The scene for anyone who forgets

https://youtu.be/rgZlpRdQlRI


Back on topic....

The V12 vantage was a great bit of telly. The ambulances one is a favourite of mine, along with the 4x4 bit that ended up on the final, final episode cobbled together after Clarkson had a tepid steak.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bit when Hammond fires the patient through the ‘hospital’ window still has me crying with laughter, even after all these years.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw the A1 Pacific vs Jag vs Black Shadow repeated the other day, but it seemed like Dave had ruined it by shortening the "adventure" in favour of some forced humour surround Schumacher being the stig.

Still a good piece though.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the one where Michelle Newman went dogging in a Venturi Atlantique.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the one where they made convertibles out of people carriers and set fire to the car wash and had to run off.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the one where Sue Baker had an alarming road rage incident whilst road testing the Vauxhall Carlton and beat a taxi driver to death in Small Heath with his own wiper blade.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was 5th Gear
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The History of Peugeot (MANIAC!!) FTW

Also E46Man3000 Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
That was 5th Gear


No I think you're thinking of the Fifth Gear episode in series five where they pit the Nissan 370Z against the B** Z4 and Jason Plato threatened to stab Vicki Butler-Henderson with a letter opener if she said "HELLO BOYS" one more time.
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That was wheeler dealers.
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MarkM wrote:
That was wheeler dealers.


Are you sure you're not thinking of the Wheeler Dealers episode from 2007 where Mike Brewer's catchphrase of 'Olllld aht yer aaaand landed him in an awkward situation when buying a down at heel Ford Sierra XR4x4 from Abu Hamza?
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No car programme shall ever attain nor repeat the breathtaking production and writing of 'The Used Car Roadshow'.
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You're forgetting what inspired Amazon to splurge so much cash on Grannies On Tour - Classic Car Club.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the one from the late nineties when Quentin Willson showed how Brits could take advantage of the strong pound by nipping over to Holland and buying a right-hand drive car in Europe.

Fun PHACT! On the poorly-selling 2001 Christmas DVD 'Top Gear: Is anyone still watching?' There's a little-known deleted scene from that item where Quentin wryly demonstrates how to maximise the cost-effectiveness of importing a car this way by driving a new Shitroen Xsara back to the UK with seven kilos of cocaine in the spare wheel well.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don’t forget that classic Top Gear episode from 1983 where Noel Edmonds demonstrates the spaciousness and silky ride quality of a Reed Green Vauxhall Cavalier Estate by driving around various streets in Rotherham with his mates Ahmed and Sid and seeing how many children they could squeeze into the ample sized boot.
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