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MG reveals it's first electric car, the MG ZS EV
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marinast wrote:
MGR did free fuel years ago, same thing really.


They gave you a fuel card for that offer.

How would they manage that offer for electricity, how would they calculate the contribution to people's home electricity bills, how would they deal with the fact that public charging points are ran by god know's how many companies with different systems?

Some people can even charge them for free at work.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
marinast wrote:
MGR did free fuel years ago, same thing really.


They gave you a fuel card for that offer.

How would they manage that offer for electricity, how would they calculate the contribution to people's home electricity bills, how would they deal with the fact that public charging points are ran by god know's how many companies with different systems?

Some people can even charge them for free at work.

Easy. Theyíd give an ĎRFIDí card for one of the charging companies. Like ĎChargemasterí for example.

But I do think that the RFID card method is shit. Contactless payments like engenie and instavolt are the future.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck EVs.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed, but how does that work if you charge from home - as that's where the car will be idle most of the time - or if none of the charging points near you are from that firm?

Surely even you recognise this is a daft fucking idea from ST.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
Indeed, but how does that work if you charge from home - as that's where the car will be idle most of the time - or if none of the charging points near you are from that firm?

Surely even you recognise this is a daft fucking idea from ST.


I agree on both counts. So itís just the sort of thing that MG would do.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Textbook Randle.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Textbook Randle.

Aye, just agree with popular opinion or LIE.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They would give you a prepaid card for Electric Highway. The ones that are in every motorway service station.
The ones that crash and lock up every time you connect a CCS car to them.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Textbook Randle.

Aye, just agree with popular opinion or LIE.


What the fuck are you shit version of laurel and hardy on about now?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TNSI.

Your textbook 360. Pathetic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iím surprised that nobody has yet suggested that youíll get a Jiffy bag through the post every month with 4 AA batteries inside. Seems like the sort of thing that MG small plastic toy manufacturing concern UK would do. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
TNSI.

Your textbook 360. Pathetic


Youíve lost it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Fuck EVs.


Thereís no need to be like that Mary, just because youíve a forecourt of pre- Euro 6 diesels you cannot shift.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! 120% stock turnover at least every month suggests otherwise.

Fuck EVs until they work out how to make em work in the real-world with a supportive infrastructure.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Textbook Randle.

Aye, just agree with popular opinion or LIE.


What the fuck are you shit version of laurel and hardy on about now?

THINK ON YOUR SINS
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TNSI.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
Spastic wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Textbook Randle.

Aye, just agree with popular opinion or LIE.


What the fuck are you shit version of laurel and hardy on about now?

THINK ON YOUR SINS


Iím not an Irish priest. I have no sins to think upon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES HOP-A-LONG.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
Barry wrote:
Spastic wrote:
Barry wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Textbook Randle.

Aye, just agree with popular opinion or LIE.


What the fuck are you shit version of laurel and hardy on about now?

THINK ON YOUR SINS


Iím not an Irish priest. I have no sins to think upon.

Romans 3.23
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really donít get what the fuck you are all on about. Is it some weird cult thing going on? Are you all just on the wind up to try and instil paranoia? I sense unpleasantness, regardless. I donít understand what I have done that is so wrong. But fuck it and fuck you.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
I really donít get what the fuck you are all on about. Is it some weird cult thing going on? Are you all just on the wind up to try and instil paranoia? I sense unpleasantness, regardless. I donít understand what I have done that is so wrong. But fuck it and fuck you.

TNSI
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Spastic wrote:
I really donít get what the fuck you are all on about. Is it some weird cult thing going on? Are you all just on the wind up to try and instil paranoia? I sense unpleasantness, regardless. I donít understand what I have done that is so wrong. But fuck it and fuck you.


Calm down. Remember your breathing exercises.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Fuck EVs.


ďYOUíRE A CAVEMAN, ASSHOLE! YOUíRE A FUCKING THROWBACK!Ē
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caves will be around long after EVs
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must be late to the party again.

TNSI?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
I must be late to the party again.

TNSI?

OH GILES
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would TGR say?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
What would TGR say?

Or the RU?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronald Reagan. Up beyond the sky.
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Ronald Reagan. Up beyond the sky.

RUINED
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww bless him.

Ruined better or worse than anything?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUCKING OBSCENE!

https://tnsi.com/
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Ha! 120% stock turnover at least every month suggests otherwise.


You're selling more cars than you have in a month that's less than a month?

Have you employed Mac25 or something?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always have 50-60 advertised and sell between 70 80 a month.

Does that make it clearer for you? Rolling replenishment.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Ha! 120% stock turnover at least every month suggests otherwise.


You're selling more cars than you have in a month that's less than a month? Have you employed Mac25 or something?


He's got Diane Abbott doing his books.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
I always have 50-60 advertised and sell between 70 80 a month.

Does that make it clearer for you? Rolling replenishment.


That's not really 120 percent though, is it? Are you auditioning for The Apprentice?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itís 120% sales vs advertised stock.

I donít expect you to understand as itís the real world.
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MarkM wrote:
Itís 120% sales vs advertised stock.

I donít expect you to understand as itís the real world.


What kind of MATHS SPACKERY is this? I understand that you sell more cars in a month than you advertise at any one time but, I'm presuming, you do advertise each car you sell at some point and you never clear out your entire stock because it's constantly replenished.
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Otter. Honestly. Youíre spending too much time sympathising with Randle. Youíre going feral.
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