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MG NEWS: MG reveals it's first electric car, the MG ZS EV
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ronald Reagan. Up beyond the sky.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww bless him.

Ruined better or worse than anything?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUCKING OBSCENE!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Ha! 120% stock turnover at least every month suggests otherwise.


You're selling more cars than you have in a month that's less than a month?

Have you employed Mac25 or something?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always have 50-60 advertised and sell between 70 80 a month.

Does that make it clearer for you? Rolling replenishment.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Ha! 120% stock turnover at least every month suggests otherwise.


You're selling more cars than you have in a month that's less than a month? Have you employed Mac25 or something?


He's got Diane Abbott doing his books.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
I always have 50-60 advertised and sell between 70 80 a month.

Does that make it clearer for you? Rolling replenishment.


That's not really 120 percent though, is it? Are you auditioning for The Apprentice?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itís 120% sales vs advertised stock.

I donít expect you to understand as itís the real world.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Itís 120% sales vs advertised stock.

I donít expect you to understand as itís the real world.


What kind of MATHS SPACKERY is this? I understand that you sell more cars in a month than you advertise at any one time but, I'm presuming, you do advertise each car you sell at some point and you never clear out your entire stock because it's constantly replenished.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otter. Honestly. Youíre spending too much time sympathising with Randle. Youíre going feral.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MARK MATHSô
Guaranteed 120 percent satisfaction even though that's literally impossible!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh otter. The heat, the defeat, Randle-pathy. Which is to blame?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is terribly ANGRY these days. D*** needs OPTIMISM, and BY JINGO WE SHALL HAVE IT.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itís bad, like.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
He is terribly ANGRY these days. D*** needs OPTIMISM, and BY JINGO WE SHALL HAVE IT.

D***, where's my OPTIMISM
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Irish. It's forbidden by The Pope.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
You're Irish. It's forbidden by The Pope.

Jacob Rees Mogg has buckets of it so clearly we're allowed it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's not Irish though.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
He is terribly ANGRY these days. D*** needs OPTIMISM, and BY JINGO WE SHALL HAVE IT.


D***, where's my OPTIMISM


D***, no optimism for you.

SPRINGTIME FOR BRITAIN, WINTER FOR IRELAND.
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He's not Irish though.

But he does have a direct line to THE POPE
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
feral.


I'm offended.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CM LOLZ
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is all very distressing.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/mg-zs-ev-first-1000-examples-sell-out-two-weeks
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This is going to be the Firm's first truly BTH since the R8.


I should be a motoring ďjournalistĒ or something.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
I always have 50-60 advertised and sell between 70 80 a month.

Does that make it clearer for you? Rolling replenishment.


Just for simpletons like me who fear the pre-owned car thing. Would I be right in saying that you can really only advertise most of what comes to you but not everything due to the random nature of what comes in or gets traded in?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Orderers being quoted 6 month wait times already...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rotten body shells aside, the electric ZS is a bargain compared to the new electric Corsa/208.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Would I be right in saying that you can really only advertise most of what comes to you but not everything due to the random nature of what comes in or gets traded in?


I think you would be more right in saying that Mary is a MATHS MORON.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New MacD EXCITING NEWS section is now live! Sandie has the honour of penning our first report. REFULGENT!

http://macdroitwich.co.uk/mg-news/mg-zs-ev.html


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice work, Sandie.

You're the Tablecloth Sward could have been.
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austin-towers wrote:
New MacD EXCITING NEWS section is now live! Sandie has the honour of penning our first report. REFULGENT!

http://macdroitwich.co.uk/mg-news/mg-zs-ev.html


I forgot to add, I didn't do any proof reading, so direct any aggro about grammar/spelling to the FLOPPY TROUSERED ONE.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Auto Express Twin Test between the ZS EV and the Leaf.

The outcome is a surprise.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

REFULGENT!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The home team had better fucking win.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
The home team had better fucking win.


Yes, the MG wyns.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is definitely the first actual BTH.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's an interesting fact...
The ZS cannot accept a timed charge. So if you, like many EV owners, like to chrg3 between certain hours to take advantage of cheap electricity, you can't.
This makes it three to four times more expensive to run than other EVs.
Oh dear...
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
Here's an interesting fact...
The ZS cannot accept a timed charge. So if you, like many EV owners, like to chrg3 between certain hours to take advantage of cheap electricity, you can't.
This makes it three to four times more expensive to run than other EVs.
Oh dear...


Just use one of those timer switch plugs you normally leave in the kitchen drawer when itís not being used for the table lamp in the living room when youíre on holiday.

Iím sure this will be entirely safe Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have to wake the car up to accept the charge. Once you park up, it goes to sleep.
The MG doesn't have this timed wake up feature enabled, so you have to start it charging pretty soon after you park.
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