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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:07 pm    Post subject: The TEST DRIVE Reply with quote

"ALWAYS have the keys of the demonstration cars clearly labelled" Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_xAMJ9iPA4
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Class
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How good did those SD1s look?
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Sukidoku
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love how the advice is to "clean the ashtray every day" and not "maybe don't smoke in the demo car so it doesn't stink of stale smoke"
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Customer dodged a bullet. The Maestro was, on balance, all things considered, Shite.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob, if I was still admin here, you'd be BANNED for that. For a lifetime. Or until the next forum was created. Whichever occurred first.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In mitigation I offer the fact that I bought one

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Derek
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only a coupla years then, Bob.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This plea bargaining malarkey is more difficult than I thought
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We crucified Randal for that crime Bob.. PREPARE YOUR DEFENCE.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a spastic?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a statement of fact, not a defence.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I adored my Maestro LX until like a twat I wrote it off.
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chucky
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.6 HLS. With elertrickery front windows, central locking and no PAS. SPUERB.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He kept the Golf, and rightly so.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 1.3 LX was brilliant.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was it the 1.3 with the VAG SHITE gearbox?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was there another transmission available on the 1275 Maestro like?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
Was there another transmission available on the 1275 Maestro like?


PETROL OR DIESEL?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BOTH.
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