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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theyíre all SHITE.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can see Dumbfire in a GT86.
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JLD
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
I can see Dumbfire in a GT86.


I canít Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe in another FIFTEEN YEARS.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
Ottertronic wrote:
Barry wrote:
JLD, just get something decent like a Lexus RC


Doing other people's catchphrases now, eh?

I've never heard Lexarsemaster recommend an RC


An unfortunately named car.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
Maybe in another FIFTEEN YEARS.

They will still be shite then though
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Negative. I honestly feel that way. I suppose the opinion isnít tainted by needing to justify the level of cheddar Iíve thrown at the car.


I've driven a lot of 911s. I commuted in a 997 GT3 RS with no stereo or air con for a week and still loved it. Some people don't like 911s, personally I do. So eventually I bought one. It makes me smile.


Yes but a GT3 RS is a special car, something different and comes with the subconscious knowledge that youíre driving an elite car. There are much nicer ways to commute than in a 911. Only a stones-faced liarceould suggest otherwise.

You wouldnít throw a 6 figure sum at a 911 to commute in and expect to enjoy it every day. No cunt would.
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Nick Besonderes
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find the 996s drive just as boringly competent as all the other German cars, unless you're trying to kill them. Then they rather sharpen up a bit and are very good. Trouble is, if da Babylon spot you doing that...

The Japies feel a lot more 'alive' at more licence-preserving rates. And the controls are more ergonomically arranged & weighted. Mind you, the 986s et seq. are way better than the older torture chambers were in that regard.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Yes but a GT3 RS is a special car, something different and comes with the subconscious knowledge that youíre driving an elite car. There are much nicer ways to commute than in a 911. Only a stones-faced liarceould suggest otherwise.

You wouldnít throw a 6 figure sum at a 911 to commute in and expect to enjoy it every day. No cunt would.


You're embarrassing yourself now, Mary. I've just done two weeks in the new 992 and it's completely useable for all manner of mundane tasks, as indeed the 991 and 997 Carreras were before it. Try driving one of these cars every day, as I've done for two years, rather than manoeuvring them across the yard to the bloke who vacuums the carpets and then carrying on like you know what the fuck you're on about.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being thrown the keys by a simpering PR man who begs you to say something nice about it and youíll get another one, is hardly an unbiased view. Youíre just a rung up the ladder from fucking Swiss. (Obvioudlybim not talking about the one youíve bought thatís not being used as itís laid-up).

Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Being thrown the keys by a simpering PR man who begs you to say something nice about it and youíll get another one, is hardly an unbiased view. Youíre just a rung up the ladder from fucking Swiss. (Obvioudlybim not talking about the one youíve bought thatís not being used as itís laid-up).

Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.


Keep walking back like this old son and you'll FALL INTO THE HARBOUR.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No back peddling here lad, if you care to read back.

Whatís this really about otter?

The man who tends the window-boxes planted the wrong fucking flowers or something?

Or are you just missing Randle and want to try and teach me a lesson?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
You wouldnít throw a 6 figure sum at a 911 to commute in and expect to enjoy it every day. No cunt would.

MarkM wrote:
Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.


#DO THE WALKBACK! EVERYBODY DO THE MARY WALKBACK! YEAH!#
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
MarkM wrote:
You wouldnít throw a 6 figure sum at a 911 to commute in and expect to enjoy it every day. No cunt would.

MarkM wrote:
Youíll note I said the 996, the 997 is much more useable in my opinion.


#DO THE WALKBACK! EVERYBODY DO THE MARY WALKBACK! YEAH!#


I was specifically referring to the GT3 RS with that comment. NO FUCKER would buy one to commute. Not even Ďif the cap fits for the current argumentí Otter.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
I was specifically referring to the GT3 RS with that comment. NO FUCKER would buy one to commute. Not even Ďif the cap fits for the current argumentí Otter.


Couuuuuuuurse you were. JIMMY HILL.

I'd sit the rest of this one out, mate. Stick to taking pictures of a Spanish-registered Shogun Pinin or something.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Obvioudlybim


Is that Latin or something?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It must be Towerz Laughing

I donít think Iíll ever be sitting anything out at your request Otter, donít confuse me with anyone who you think you impress.

I donít know whether this Brexit stuff has started getting to you again or your lass is giving you a hard time over trumps reelection campaign, or like I said itís cos of the Randle thing that youíre fucking doolally over, but Iím not the right person to try tit-for-tatting with. Cos, like you, Iím a bit of a gob-shite and I donít know when to shut up either, I just probably go a bit farer with it and with much less repetition.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#If Mary took a holiday!
Took some time to celebrate!
Just one day out of the hut!
He would be-eee, still a cunt!#

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes but a GT3 RS is a special car, something different and comes with the subconscious knowledge that youíre driving an elite car.


ďUp thereĒ with the Prius.

Not my words, Carole, the words of Evo magazine.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ďUp thereĒ with the Prius.

Not my words, Carole, the words of Evo magazine.


It's all about FITNESS FOR PURPOSE, Seaspacker.

The Prius is very fit for purpose. That purpose is GETTING ME HOME when I'm SHITFACED.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Seamaster wrote:
ďUp thereĒ with the Prius. Not my words, Carole, the words of Evo magazine.


It's all about FITNESS FOR PURPOSE, Seaspacker. The Prius is very fit for purpose. That purpose is GETTING ME HOME when I'm SHITFACED.


"Itís actually an incredible piece of engineering. And we, as people who like cars, should also like incredible pieces of engineering just as we should admire cars that are completely fit for purpose."
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


I thought my 911 looked frigging smashing covered in road filth, winter before last.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


So you basically want to be a shit, Derbysharian Hank Moody, presumably without the shagging?



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ wrote:
I'd like a 911 with a roof rack on. Just to take to B&Q or the tip. Never wash it and leave it in a lightly BENNIED state.


Not as crackers as the above, but thereís a gardener round here who smokes about in an (usually filthy) E46 B** M3 towing a small trailer with his lawn mower etc behind. Bizarre but superb.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD put your £30k in the last of the 6 cylinder Cayman/Boxster. The novelty of using an over priced beetle as daily transport hasnít worn off 4 months in for my Mrs yet (dirty palms after slamming either boot shut aside) yet Iíve barely used it as it sheís always out in it.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at the fucking moss on that block paving. Your drainage angles are all to cock Pearly.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had one of those A3's. It was shit.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A GT86 and a Corolla HSD would be a NICER PAIR.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seamaster wrote:
A GT86 and a Corolla HSD would be a NICER PAIR.


Mmm, SCHTICK!
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