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Help me choose Mrs Bob's new car
Shitsubishi Outlander 2.2 Cancer causer
31%
 31%  [ 5 ]
Ford Smack head
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
C max Grandeeeeeee
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Ghosen locked up X trail
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
Unaffordable XC90 (in laws have one)
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
SAUS
56%
 56%  [ 9 ]
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:09 am    Post subject: Help me choose Mrs Bob's next car Reply with quote

Help me choose the successor to the now fairly knackered 13 year old Turkish shite Corolla Verso 2.2 Cancer causing T Spirit. Needz 7 seats, quite why I don't know, children rather than lovers one hopes!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's drinking coolant faster than I drink Gin
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can get you a deal on a Mitsi.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Motorpoint have some low mileage decent stuff but if you have a better way, I'm all ears. What's your opinion on the Mitsi stuff, I gather its not too refined but tough, my Mrs is from Yorkshire so should be Ok
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.2 petrol auto CitroŽn Picasso.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A 15 year old Rover
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatís da bujit?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
1.2 petrol auto CitroŽn Picasso.


Perfect for him.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The usual help, thanks...not
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prius Plus.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Outlander is a relaxing drive with superb all round visibility. I didnít enjoy the PHEV powertrain but reckon a DERV would suit it.

The XC90 I doubt will be trouble free for as long as a Japanese alternative.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mitsi looking good
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Join in you cunts
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PRIUS PLUS.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PRIUS PLUS.


But he wants something that isnít shite.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob, would she consider a Medical Evacuation Railway Carriage?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2324788604517924/

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Ex British Army Hospital Carriage. Buyer needs to collect. The item is located and Keogh Barracks and is required to be moved. The funds will go to the Medical Regiments HQ.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You didnít mention budget, but Iím guessing a Tesla Model X is a bit too much?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Failing that, SsangYong Rodius.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Mitsi looking good


Normally I dismiss Mitsubishis as SHIT but I think it might be a winner here. Well specced, long warranty and severe first year depreciation makes them look a decent choice as a reliable kid carrier that can be run into the ground.

Didn't Sward (or someone else?) say a while back that the new X-Trails are a bit shit? If not, they'll be a decent shout, as would the related Renault Colostemy.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PRIUS FUCKING PLUS.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those Outlanders have less interior room than their bulk suggests, more so the PHEV version.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Based upon the L200 that my lad had for work, Shitsubishiís do seem well put together.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
Based upon the L200 that my lad had for work, Shitsubishiís do seem well put together.


You donít know a good car from a bad one, son, so just SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know more than you sonny, all you do is drone on about whatever Buzbyís lets you borrow.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JLD wrote:
I know more than you sonny


It seems somewhat difficult to reconcile this assertion with a SHIT ANCIENT ROVER, a SHIT ANCIENT BADLY CRASH REPAIRED BACKWARDS METRO and a SHIT ANCIENT DISEASEL FIAT.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cars are, and always have been, my own choice, not what someone else tells me Iím allowed to borrow.
We all know that if Buzby were to change its list to VAG products you would be recommending Golfs to everyone.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My cars are, and always have been, my own choice


Then the obvious question must be asked: ARE YOU ON CRACK?
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My cars are, and always have been, my own choice, not what someone else tells me Iím allowed to borrow.
We all know that if Buzby were to change its list to VAG products you would be recommending Golfs to everyone.


Glenda, just how many possible FREE CARS can you choose from on the Buzby list? Dumbfire seems to be under the impression that you choose Toyotas because they are the only cars on the list.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noi donít. Glenda chooses his cars based on freeness.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Btw, howís your ZT?
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Sandie wrote:
JLD wrote:
My cars are, and always have been, my own choice, not what someone else tells me Iím allowed to borrow. We all know that if Buzby were to change its list to VAG products you would be recommending Golfs to everyone.


Glenda, just how many possible FREE CARS can you choose from on the Buzby list? Dumbfire seems to be under the impression that you choose Toyotas because they are the only cars on the list.


It would be quicker to list the cars I CANíT choose.

Dumbfire, and I take no pleasure in saying this, KILL YOURSELF.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obviously you'll be getting a MG ZS EV once they appear on your list.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That goes without saying.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The last of the Zafira Tourers.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daimler DS420. The thinking* man's 7 seater.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my day, if you were a Catho or just had too many spawn, you got yourself a HIACE.

With SEATS.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shergar wrote:
The last of the Zafira Tourers.


Strong residuals these days.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very interesting options, I thought Sward would have been pro Mitsi!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHATS THE FUCKING BUDGET BOB?
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PRIUS FUCKING PLUS.
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