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Giles
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
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I can't be the only one masturbating furiously to this thread.

Was that your sister with the burger?


Must have been the night she came home with your dad's number scrawled on her hand.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
Barry wrote:
Giles wrote:
I can't be the only one masturbating furiously to this thread.

Was that your sister with the burger?


Must have been the night she came home with your dad's number scrawled on her hand.

.....I think you've ZINGED yourself there Giles
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Sheefag
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Eddie rocked up in Wrexham, an obvious choice, when the Shah was deposed and ended up as the cook in 'Peppers' a nightclub on Bridge Street.


I remember Peppers - used to go there when I was on Ugandan maneuvres with a girl from Summerhill.


What year was that?
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chucky
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure it was '88. Wasn't some of the seating in there in a vague sort of American alcove stylee?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was fixed seating downstairs.
I was working in 'The Buttermarket' in Shrewsbury '86/89.

We re-fitted 'Peppers' in '88, my gaffer at the time tried to get me to go back there but I was living quite happily in Shrewsbury so I did the opening night and first month before recruiting a replacement.

My gaffer then cut a deal on the old nightclub over the icerink in Deeside and became quite insistent that not only should design/install the light and sound, but move down there and run it.

I suggested an imminent Fat One interface and fucked off to London.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheefag wrote:
the old nightclub over the icerink in Deeside


STYLES? Proper shit pit.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, that was the name he gave it. There was a pub he opened next door as well.

I had fuck all to do with either.

Dieter Zetsche needs to read this thread and think on.
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chucky
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No idea what it's called but I remember it as those benches that curve round. I just remember sitting on one of them in a bit of a dark spot in the place indulging in a spot of Captain Birdseye with a young lady.

Never went to the club above the rink in Deeside - what was the name of the Bass pub on the end of the shops not far from the Custom House? That place could get a bit tasty on a Friday night - same for the Cattlemarket in Shrewsbury if the young farmers were in town.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FISH FINGERS CHUCKY YOU BEAST Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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FISH FINGERS CHUCKY YOU BEAST Laughing


I think he means growing a vast beard and hanging around other people's kids.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Never went to the club above the rink in Deeside - what was the name of the Bass pub on the end of the shops not far from the Custom House? That place could get a bit tasty on a Friday night


The Boathouse?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheefag wrote:
Dieter Zetsche needs to read this thread and think on.


I'm sure he's hanging on every word.

It's not as if he's got much else to do.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Shergar wrote:
FISH FINGERS CHUCKY YOU BEAST Laughing


I think he means growing a vast beard and hanging around other people's kids.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As an aside, am I wasting my time waiting for Pete Townsend's book to come out?



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it just me but all the images I posted using imgbb have now vanished.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they were knob pics, I've probably got them backed up somewhere.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure Towerz, it might have been called that. It was the local attempt at being trendy; big neon Bass sign, loud music and some chrome dotted about. The beer was straight out the Dee, and then watered down a bit more for good measure.

There was a cracking curry house between Shotton and Chester - getting there felt like going to the middle of nowhere to a sort of Bombay version of Porkies. The mandatory framed celeb pics of Little & Large and co were abundant.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I left Styles one night, got a taxi back to Mold, and chundered over a woman in said taxi.
The taxi was an Austin Princess.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thread closed. You can't possibly top that anecdote.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Red Throbber wrote:
I left Styles one night, got a taxi back to Mold, and chundered over a woman in said taxi.
The taxi was an Austin Princess.


I blame the lack of damping in the rear spheres.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't have happened in an Ambassador, thats for certain.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The manager of The Buttermarket, when we first opened in Shrewsbury, was an old geezer called Ted Lamb.
Ted really knew his shit and could be credited with getting tha venue successfully off the ground but was an utter pain in the arse to work with.

He had a blue 1.8 Princess as a company car and as a favour for borrowing it while my Volvo 145 was off the road, I used to take the staff home in his car.

Every night as I was leaving, he'd say without fail, drive sensibly and treat that car with respect.

Last drop was in Condover and on the way back there was a humpback bridge where I'd try to beat my record for the most distance travelled with four wheels off the ground.

Fuck you Ted.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheef, you should write a book mate.
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we have a dedicated SHEEF'S STORIES thread?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Towerz ever sorts out the blog, it should be AN REGULAR COLUMN.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, along with Mary's TALES FROM THE HUT.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to know if Teds Princess broke Sheefags record.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Yes, along with Mary's TALES FROM THE HUT.


CONFESSIONS OF A CAR WASHER
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GROOM WITH A VIEW
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