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The Rabbi
GERMAN CANDLE


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:28 pm    Post subject: Thinking Man's Land Rover. Reply with quote



Collected today. Dirty oil burner, with noisy ATs and slightly chav painted wheels.
Full history, every MOT, all oils and fluids changed 2 years ago.
They are a beast though. The dealer had two, the other was silver with satnav and front sensors, but coughed and spluttered from cold start, stalled, then chucked blue smoke out. It had been remapped though, it was slightly terrifyingly fast.

I didn't buy it, but I took his number for Giles.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coo, that's a big old beastie.
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Seamaster
PEDDLING OPTIMISM


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better paving than Pearly's, there.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It’s no 1.2 Picasso.
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The Rabbi
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TNSI.
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Neil
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The car the Range Rover wishes it was. I approve.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this generation Grand Cherokee now the most popular vehicle on MacD? How many Leaves are still kicking around on here?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

red neck 4x4 ftw
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JJ
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My uncle has one. He is a cunt too.
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empsburna
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent. Most excellent.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JEEP ftw.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You’ve gone FULL PIKEY.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
You’ve gone FULL PIKEY.


GLASS-HOUSES, Son.

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Spastic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck has that got to do with shite American 4x4s? FUCK ALL.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You called him a pikey.

Glass houses, SON.

TNSI
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does that make me a pikey? And thank fuck I’m not your son.
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS, another thread RANDLED
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you don’t know, I’m not explaining.

TNSI. Keep watching the skies SON.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
FFS, another thread RANDLED


If you bothered to look, Tim, you’d see that it was Mary who unnecessarily posted a picture of myself which had no relevance to anything Pikey. Chavvy maybe, but not pikey. Unfortunately I took the bait as usual. But a court of MacDroitwich would find in my favour on this subject of ruination.
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Derek
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's well past your bedtime, Randie.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
GordonBennett wrote:
FFS, another thread RANDLED


If you bothered to look, Tim, you’d see that it was Mary who unnecessarily posted a picture of myself which had no relevance to anything Pikey. Chavvy maybe, but not pikey. Unfortunately I took the bait as usual. But a court of MacDroitwich would find in my favour on this subject of ruination.


No they wouldn’t.

You useless cunt. TNSI
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back on track though, those Karaokes are great. You’ll enjoy buckets of wyn
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Back on track though, those Karaokes are great. You’ll enjoy buckets of wyn


Is this auto-correct buffoonery or trade slang?
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, otter.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grand Cherokees are SHITE. This car will bring you as much misery as my 800.

Best get on Ebay for a spare shift unit right away.

My MIL loves them so I suppose you are in good company. And it could be worse, it could be a SHOGUN.
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Sheefag
MACDROITWICH SPECIAL FORCES


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any MIL pics?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
GordonBennett wrote:
FFS, another thread RANDLED


If you bothered to look, Tim, you’d see that it was Mary who unnecessarily posted a picture of myself which had no relevance to anything Pikey. Chavvy maybe, but not pikey. Unfortunately I took the bait as usual. But a court of MacDroitwich would find in my favour on this subject of ruination.


In your favour?

I've not seen Glenda post that opinion so that you could copy it.

I'm contacting my solicitor immediately if there us a court being set up.
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Spastic
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, in my favour. My gentle ribbing over Colms choice of car descended into a completely un-related ribbing over past publication appearances which were rather regretful, but still irrelevant to the subject at hand. Yet I got the blame from Tim for the ruination of the thread.

Court has been bypassed by a democratic vote. If members feel strongly that I am the cause of ruination then you can vote leave. The WILL OF THE SPASTICS will be honoured.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
Yes, in my favour. My gentle ribbing over Colms choice of car descended into a completely un-related ribbing over past publication appearances which were rather regretful, but still irrelevant to the subject at hand. Yet I got the blame from Tim for the ruination of the thread.

Court has been bypassed by a democratic vote. If members feel strongly that I am the cause of ruination then you can vote leave. The WILL OF THE SPASTICS will be honoured.

Son, nobody on here by passes the Court of Macdroitwich.

Sward, phone Tim.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
And it could be worse, it could be a SHOGUN.


Into my 3rd year with it now, and rest assured, when it goes wrong I'll let you know.
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has Mel been fuelling it for you?
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It did 29.3mpg on the commute into the city this morning with the air con on.Its still on its original dual use tyres.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

29.3?! Do you have your own oil refinery? I'm getting 61 mpg with aircon. Phew!
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JJ
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
29.3?! Do you have your own oil refinery? I'm getting 61 mpg with aircon. Phew!


MPG matters little when you run your vehicle on SIPHONED RED DIESEL.
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The Rabbi
GERMAN CANDLE


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

800 miles down. It's lovely, I'm impressed. Shifts well when you get your foot down.
Averaging 28 mpg, which isn't too bad since it needs a service and has AT tyres on.
Needs to go back and have the AC looked at,and the front diff is noisy.
This and the Leaf are MacDs most popular vehicles I think.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rabbi wrote:
This and the Leaf are MacDs most popular vehicles I think.


The new Jimny trumps those two, not that anyone actually owns one, of course. But then, we are THE SWARDING FORUM.
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620bob
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colm said "Averaging 28 mpg"
Bob said "WTF I'm getting 61.8!"

Anyway, if it suits your needs and isn't depreciating like a brand new Phaeton then what the hell.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah but bob, what price happiness?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

31.7 FTW
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chucky
ES YOUR U WANT A POPULARITY CAR NTEST


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

620bob wrote:
Anyway, if it suits your needs and isn't depreciating like a brand new Phaeton then what the hell.


On the subject of pointless German barges, I went past a Maybach on the M40 last week. Time hasn’t been kind to them.
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