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Spastic
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:01 am    Post subject: TNSI Reply with quote

The TNSI is in for its MOT. Iíve no brown envelope.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Got any bigger pics?

2. What is that shite?
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3. I thought that was gone and she had AONQ?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

4. The Ibiza was always mine after I inherited it from my late father. She just used it after she passed her test.

5. SAUS
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you have 3 cars between the 2.5 of you?

Youíve got some money.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Railways FTW.
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What next Randle? Proper chips instead of oven chips? Branded biscuits?

The mind boggles
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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatís the third Randle chariot? Another MG6? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Whatís the third Randle chariot? Another MG6? Laughing


LEAF
TNSI
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It passed. Praise the saints.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spastic wrote:
GordonBennett wrote:
Whatís the third Randle chariot? Another MG6? Laughing


LEAF
TNSI
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WHAT?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heís got a leaf, the new seat Ibiza and a Qashqai
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Ottertronic
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, dammit, I was hoping number 3 was one of these.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should scrap all that shite and get a Corolla HSD Tourer.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What he wants is a CityRover.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ottertronic wrote:
Aw, dammit, I was hoping number 3 was one of these.





I fancy a QQme.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DougN wrote:
What he wants is a CityRover.


Finally someone on here talks some sense.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That can be the 4th car, to be owned by his son Lozey.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Heís got a leaf, the new seat Ibiza and a Qashqai


I'd make every Motability User take either a Leaf or a Qashqai.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iíd make them take cyanide.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'd call them feral too.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes but he'd not be thick enough to write it in a national publication .
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

International, son.
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Barry
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
International, son.

Sorry, I forgot it's the LOST ISSUE outside of Britain
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
Lord Sward wrote:
International, son.

Sorry, I forgot it's the LOST ISSUE outside of Britain


Now banned in Iran, India, South Korea, the Philippines, and Bhutan because of what happened.

If the bishops had any baitsim, it would be off the shelves in THE OULD SOD too.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Sward wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Heís got a leaf, the new seat Ibiza and a Qashqai


I'd make every Motability User take either a Leaf or a Qashqai.


Joking aside, why isn't Motabilty only available on all electric cars? It would clean the air on many of Britain's council estates, limit the movement of dole scum and start a ready supply of 2nd hand EVs onto the market (just need a clean).
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MarkM
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why arenít EV farm machines prevalent?
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austin-towers
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because farm folk live in the 1940s?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1740s.
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Giles
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Why arenít EV farm machines prevalent?


The same reason EV heavy commercials aren't. Not enough energy density in the batteries to produce the power required over a working day. Research is happening, but I reckon the electric revolution will come at the same time as driverless machines where swarms smaller autonomous "tractors" will get the jobs done round the clock.

Mind you, most stationary machines like graders and mills are now electric where they would have been diesel powered back in the olden dayz.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giles wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Why arenít EV farm machines prevalent?
most stationary machines like graders and mills are now electric where they would have been diesel powered back in the olden dayz.


Whatís particularly crackers is that while a lot of site machinery is similarly electric now, even in Central London the contractors still use massive diesel generators which run 24/7 with seemingly none of the emissions control vehicles are subject to
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably because the grid connection isn't suitably sized for loads of electric motors to be hung from it. Starting a motor created a big drag on the connection, which urban grids aren't designed for.
Also, getting the Electric Board to provide a dedicated feed for you is expensive and takes ages. Plus trailing 415v all over isn't really safe. A genset is the best option.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GordonBennett wrote:
Giles wrote:
MarkM wrote:
Why arenít EV farm machines prevalent?
most stationary machines like graders and mills are now electric where they would have been diesel powered back in the olden dayz.


Whatís particularly crackers is that while a lot of site machinery is similarly electric now, even in Central London the contractors still use massive diesel generators which run 24/7 with seemingly none of the emissions control vehicles are subject to


Not to mention all the refrigerated truck bodies and trailers delivering fresh and frozen foods.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically, letís just chalk fuck under it and use the place up. Itíll be a long time after weíre gone.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HYBPB?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PHAB?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Basically, letís just chalk fuck under it and use the place up. Itíll be a long time after weíre gone.


WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR OWN CHILDREN?

Also, what the chalk fuck is a "chalk fuck"?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the phrase hasnít made it down to the smoke yet or to the heights of your social ladder, but Ďchalk fuck under ití is quite a common expression.

I expect weíll see it on a certain orange and white website (that isnít offering SHITE FLITEZ) quite soon now though.

Also, not nearly enough can be done to arrest the issue. The place is overpopulated in any case, a good PLAGUE will sort it out, AIDS was a lame attempt.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarkM wrote:
Maybe the phrase hasnít made it down to the smoke yet or to the heights of your social ladder, but Ďchalk fuck under ití is quite a common expression.


In your model village, maybe. Not so much in the full scale world.
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