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marinast 1.2 C4 PICASSO

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5ivegearsinreverse STRONG DRINK AND SCRIPTURE

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Less Jag, more Ford. Or possibly Hyundai.
It's no Borgward BX5, though we may never have the chance to put it to the test. |
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marinast 1.2 C4 PICASSO

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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I think that looks a bit of alright. |
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The Rabbi TRIGGERED OVEN DODGER

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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It couldn't have looked much worse,to be fair. _________________ CUNTS. |
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Lord Sward SUPERSPREADER

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Its still got the 00 gauge track/stance I see. |
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austin-towers PLASTIC WELSH SPASTIC

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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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“the slowest MG since the original MGB”
I LOL-ed. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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The level of PK plus the obsession with 0-60 smacks of what we used to get as BENNYPHACTS. |
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The Rabbi TRIGGERED OVEN DODGER

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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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YABP _________________ CUNTS. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 11:20 am Post subject: |
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They're now trailing this on social media so it should be out imminently. It's beaten the MG5 to it. |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 11:29 am Post subject: |
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So YOU say. |
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The Rabbi TRIGGERED OVEN DODGER

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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NOBODY
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FUCK.
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BS
FS. _________________ CUNTS. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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I do wonder why we even still have this section of the board, TBH. |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Aye, I think it will have be expunged as part of our response to CHY-NA. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Can we rebrand as a Fiat Group forum? |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, FCA is SUITABLY DOOMED for us. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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Starts at £15,495 with the top spec at £17,795. Only engine option for now is the ancient 1.5  |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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It's no Panda 4x4. |
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marinast 1.2 C4 PICASSO

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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No 1.0T?
Bonkers. |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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How's your 1.2? |
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marinast 1.2 C4 PICASSO

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Superb. |
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Barry EUROBITCH

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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WONGBRIDGE VIRUS |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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marinast wrote: | No 1.0T?
Bonkers. |
The dealer who shared those pictures said an automatic is "expected to follow shortly". Whether that is accurate or whether it is the 1.0 or the 1.3 is anyone's guess. This could be their best launch effort yet... They've not really announced much, yet dealers already have the cars... The dealers are saying that the facelift gets an electronic hand brake but that one doesn't have one (suspect MG don't know themselves)... Oh and it's still got the engine that was considered shit in the smaller 3 7 years ago. |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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THISITH. |
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Spastic DRIBBLING FUCKING IMBECILE

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Sandie wrote: | marinast wrote: | No 1.0T?
Bonkers. |
The dealer who shared those pictures said an automatic is "expected to follow shortly". Whether that is accurate or whether it is the 1.0 or the 1.3 is anyone's guess. This could be their best launch effort yet... They've not really announced much, yet dealers already have the cars... The dealers are saying that the facelift gets an electronic hand brake but that one doesn't have one (suspect MG don't know themselves)... Oh and it's still got the engine that was considered shit in the smaller 3 7 years ago. |
Not forgetting the 5 EV which was ready to hit the showrooms “as soon as dealers re-opened” after lockdown. |
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chucky GALLOPING SUB-GILES MONGO

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Will rusty floorpans still be standard on every model? |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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YOU tell US. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Spastic wrote: | Sandie wrote: | marinast wrote: | No 1.0T?
Bonkers. |
The dealer who shared those pictures said an automatic is "expected to follow shortly". Whether that is accurate or whether it is the 1.0 or the 1.3 is anyone's guess. This could be their best launch effort yet... They've not really announced much, yet dealers already have the cars... The dealers are saying that the facelift gets an electronic hand brake but that one doesn't have one (suspect MG don't know themselves)... Oh and it's still got the engine that was considered shit in the smaller 3 7 years ago. |
Not forgetting the 5 EV which was ready to hit the showrooms “as soon as dealers re-opened” after lockdown. |
Are the lickers still expecting it to be something other than a rebadged Roewe? |
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Spastic DRIBBLING FUCKING IMBECILE

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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They certainly are! |
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The Rabbi TRIGGERED OVEN DODGER

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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S, BS, FS. _________________ CUNTS. |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Frankly, if they can’t give us BRG, they’re AS SHIT AS TATUAR. |
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Sandie FLOPPY-TROUSERED BUCKFAST-SWILLING CUNT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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Our esteemed friends at FIAT have started doing a nice nearly BRG colour. |
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Seamaster INEXPLICABLE HERMIT

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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One of the things that won me round to the Panda 4x4 in the end was Tuscany Green:
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Barry EUROBITCH

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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Seamaster wrote: | One of the things that won me round to the Panda 4x4 in the end was Tuscany Green: |
Placed your order for a poor mans Duster then? |
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