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Sandie
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:41 pm    Post subject: The new face of SHIT VANS Reply with quote

The dear old Maxus is soon to be no more, here's the LDV Deliver9:



Not reminiscent of anything else at all, is it?
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Barry
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spotted it in their assembly yard in Dublin a few weeks back. Looks GAWDY
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"We want it to look like a Transit."
"But I haven't seen a Transit."
"Don't worry, we'll describe one to you over the phone..."

Mind you, the interior looks genuinely quite impressive.

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marinast
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deliver9? Is that a Chinese Pleask9 knock off?
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry wrote:
Spotted it in their assembly yard in Dublin a few weeks back. Looks GAWDY


CAPER.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marinast wrote:
Deliver9? Is that a Chinese Pleask9 knock off?


Are you suggesting that this van is THE GREATEST THING EVER (that makes no sense and can't be deleted)?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sandie wrote:
Barry wrote:
Spotted it in their assembly yard in Dublin a few weeks back. Looks GAWDY


CAPER.

I genuinely wouldn't recommend you walk around there. I did end up there before many years ago with a bottle of wine and a tandem bike. It had been a long night followed by a longer day.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How difficult can it be to make an Van, imagine being nearly the biggest motor manufacturer in the world and badge engineering one from PSA...oh
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://vanguide.co.uk/ldv-deliver-9

Would be interesting if the Deliver 3 arrived here as that electric van looks like a BTH.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do feel there's an unfulfilled opportunity for a hybrid or fully electric commercial gun platform for the Middle East and Streatham.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Beglium.
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This settles it. We must caper to the commercial vehicle show.
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Sandie
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's also a NEW BRAND for SHIT VANS: https://vanfleetworld.co.uk/ldv-to-rebrand-as-maxus/

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LDV to rebrand as Maxus

LDV is to rebrand as Maxus across right-hand drive Europe, bringing it in line with the rest of Europe and CHI-NA as it ramps up for two major model launches this year.
The rebrand will see the Maxus moniker used across all right-hand drive markets in Europe from 3 April 2020

Although LDV was bought by Chinese auto giant SAIC in 2009 and adopted the Maxus moniker for the home market and selected left-hand drive markets in Europe, it’s still been known as LDV in the UK, Ireland and right-hand drive Europe after The Harris Group secured the distribution rights in 2015. This means that the V80 van and EV80 electric variant launched since then have used the LDV badge.

This is all changing in 2020 due to the arrival of two new models heralded as underpinning the brand’s transformation: the all-new Deliver 9 and its new E Deliver 3 EV (formerly known as the EV30) – both of which will be at the CV Show this April.

Denise Harris, CEO of The Harris Group, which was founded by her late husband, Pino in the 1960s, explained the rationale: “The LDV brand is much-loved by many loyal customers but, with the advent of new models on new platforms that will undoubtedly change brand perceptions, I am confident that the market will welcome the transition.

“As the Maxus brand grows, both in CHI-NA and across Europe, and with more and more models and variants being introduced to the market, it makes sense for us to align with the global Maxus brand. As a company and main distributor, we are really excited to be part of this evolution and I think that our enhanced offering will inject new life into the LCV market.”

The rebrand in the UK and Ireland will be rolled out by 3 April across the dealerships, the new www.saicmaxus.co.uk and www.saicmaxus.ie websites and the new Maxus models, plus variants on the road in 2020, with Maxus putting the focus on spec, quality, technology and price, as well as its five-year/125,000-mile warranty on all new diesel vehicles. However, in Australia and New Zealand the brand will remain LDV.

Mark Barrett, general manager of Maxus UK and Ireland, said: “2020 is going to be the brand’s biggest year ever with the impending launch of our game-changing diesel panel van, the Deliver 9 and the arrival to market of Maxus second EV model, the E Deliver 3, which was unveiled last year at the Commercial Vehicle Show.

“With cutting-edge design, a brand-new platform and 2.0-litre engine, the LDV Deliver 9 will be the brand’s most comprehensive and versatile offering to date. Available in a choice of three lengths, three heights and a choice of front- or rear-wheel drive, this van really is on another level.”

Barrett added: “Maxus is set to become synonymous with electric driving and we’re confident that the Maxus EV range will be one of the top two selling EV LCVs for 2020.”
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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However, in Australia and New Zealand the brand will remain LDV.


YUSSSSS.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I will avail myself of this exposition.

Do the birds get them out, like?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chucky wrote:
I think I will avail myself of this exposition.

Do the birds get them out, like?


No but the Trannies do...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derek wrote:
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However, in Australia and New Zealand the brand will remain LDV.


YUSSSSS.


Aye. The last bastions of British decency...
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Lord Sward
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chucky wrote:
I think I will avail myself of this exposition.

Do the birds get them out, like?


Relentlessly.
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